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I've made a script / story in General
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Profile #87
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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Ha! A Finieous fan!
Yes, and now I'll need to find an even more obscure and nerdish remembrance of things past in order to disguise my presence. Good going you Ess oh Tee.

( :P )

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
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Profile #78
Topics generally do not get closed. They instead get boring and steadily drift away, never to regain prominence until captured in a PPP and sent to live at the Ermarian Theme Park in Germany. The likelyhood of this topic drifitng away is inversely proportional to the number of times each of us creates a well-intentioned but essentially meaningless reply.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Rate Galactic Core. (1 Meat/1 ur mom lol) in Richard White Games
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Profile #7
I rate it 陰陽

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Can't register Avernum 3 in Tech Support
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Profile #1
Glad to hear it got fixed. RW works in mysterious ways.

Edit - RW is not infallable, just ineffable. The standard recommendation at this point is to re-download the game and try a fresh installation. Do the standard removal of the old before injecting the new.

Did this garbage happen only after the registration key was added? Of course that makes no sense unless you are on windows and are trying to write a file to a directory on which you lack proper permission, which would imply work, where you're not supposed to be playing games.

[ Wednesday, March 08, 2006 11:21: Message edited by: Bored flak ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Notice of Eviction in General
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Profile #9
I like iGod topics. They are universally boring and can be summarily ignored without a second look, cutting down the time spent reading drivel.

As there is no extant lack of pointless drivel, I applaud the demise of iGod.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
If you had to pick... in General
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Profile #18
quote:
Originally written by Divino Tesoro:

Favorite position - prone
Favorite hobby - reloading
Vacation spot - knolls
—Alorael, who likes skribbane and sniping, preferably simultaneously.

FYT

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
If you had to pick... in General
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Profile #7
quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

dear god.
bringing up this sort of thing in the chats is bad enough, but on the forums? I'm afraid some of my answers would break the code of conduct.

Sir, I have no idea to what you are referring. This code you live by sounds intriguing though, I shall have to read it and then use my imagination to discover how relaying a favorite position or vacation spot would violate you. Also, do you have copies of these chats? I want to read them and see what has gotten you all flustered.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
If you had to pick... in General
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Profile #0
a favorite, what would it be?

A sandwich? A vacation spot? A position? A hobby? A sport?

All this hysterical stuff has gotten on my nerves and its time to break out the fun again.

Tell us about your favorite ________.

Edit - I forgot to put in my favorite thing. More than anything else I love to be lying flat on my back in bed. It's a nice bed.

Edit 2 - As Marlenny has noted below, you can have multiple favorites. Also, feel free to stray from the things I've listed, as you may have other things that you consider favoritest, like a food, a compulsion, or whatever. You get the idea.

Edit 3 - Marlenny has now edited her post, but if anyone is interested in learning her favorite sandwich, sport, position, or vacation spot I would be happy to tell you via PM.

Edit 4 - Marlenny has re-edited (see below) so for the love of God don't send me any more PMs. Please.

[ Tuesday, March 07, 2006 23:42: Message edited by: Bored flak ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Forums = Geneforge in General
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Profile #8
While it is true he is on something, it also seems he is onto something. What is really weird is that the Takers and Obeyers seem to be creating an alliance when one should expect their mutual destruction. Odd. I must meditate on this.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Horror! The ubb... in General
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Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

By AshxBy:
quote:
I think the orange construction paper ones might be preferable.

Never forget the Canadians.
... Okay, I don't get it. Some more American bigotry that I am unaware of?

Oh man, so they haven't told you yet about the thing? I'm a regular visitor and I know about the thing. All I can say at this point is to be very observent of things happening around you. Especially the mail delivery service. Notice everything. Everything.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
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Profile #15
Well done Dikiyoba, the ominous absence of stareye is a good touch.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Chat Reminder (03/06) at 10 pm EST in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #5
My scenario busted, but with the oceans running at 30ft waves every 12-14 seconds I won't be fishing. So I'll have time to work on it later this week. I'll be more careful about backups this time around.

Edit - Some of those weren't legitimate words...

[ Monday, March 06, 2006 22:18: Message edited by: Few probed waitress ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Chat Reminder (03/06) at 10 pm EST in Blades of Avernum
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Member # 5755
Profile #3
I couldn't find anyone 20 minutes ago...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So Long & Good Luck in General
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Profile #18
Yes, Slarty will hold his tongue or he'll get ...

I can say no more.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
TM is banned? (A sad or a celebration topic?) in General
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Profile #15
As has been noted before, TM posted in a manner which allowed certain offensive words to appear despite the protective barriers in place.

That said, yes it does seem evident that TM was looking to get banned. Actually, he was BANNED. Subtle but important distinction, especially with the grammar police on high alert.

Edit - Yes David, most members do know how you feel about TM, mostly because it keeps getting mentioned over and over and over and ov...

[ Monday, March 06, 2006 12:47: Message edited by: Few probed waitress ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sooo dark!! in Avernum 4
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Profile #22
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Originally written by Frobozz:

The location depends entirely on your graphics driver though. Under my nVidia panel it is located in "Color Correction".
And why should the average gamer know this, or feel obligated to change this setting? If the amount of light in a dungeon can get changed, it would be simpler for the designer to make the change once, affecting everyone.

quote:
Another possible culprit could be your monitor. As monitors age they tend to get darker - especially if constantly left on.
Huh, my 2 week old flat panel seems to have the same problem with darkness. I really do think that Jeff may have released this one a little too early. Between overuse of the CPU and darkness rendering certain areas unplayable, I'm gonna have to shelf the idea of registering until something a little more stable comes along.

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Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A4 Windows 99% cpu time in Tech Support
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Profile #13
The problem with heavy loads on the CPU is the intense heat that is generated. Make sure that your fans are working and that there is a minimum of dust accumulated inside the box.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A4 Windows 99% cpu time in Tech Support
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Profile #8
I checked as well, 100% usage.

Something is desperately wrong with this game and how it interacts with the CPU on Windows computers.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Question to... well, just a question really... in General
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Profile #23
I gotta call "creepy" on a few of the posts in this thread. The saddest thing is that we can't blame Ash. Instead, we can claim that creepiness is in tribute to the deplorable state of Ash's account, and applaud the creepy behavior accordingly.

All hail the ineffable wisdom that is.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All Hail The Chairman in General
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Profile #37
I suppose you had to be there. It's all a jumble, but does show support for one of the more better BoE scenario designers never to have been known by the firm.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All Hail The Chairman in General
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Profile #34
Everyone should have a bandwagon. All hail the chief!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Which scenario has the Magic Plate Mail? in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #2
You could also use the HLPM and Artifacts Hall to outfit your party for each adventure.

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 20:42: Message edited by: Few probed waitress ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Exile 3: Ruined World - 7.50 (9.2/5.5) in General
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Profile #49
E3 was my introduction to this crazy company. It was only later that I played 1 or 2. That said, it was easy to play, easy to follow, and not that addictive. Maybe if I had been younger I would have done more replaying. 6.5 + 1 for introducing me to spiderweb.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
IM a newbie!! in General
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Profile #31
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I think you become an oldbie if you aren't a noob, others are used your presence, and you are used to the way Spiderweb works (for instance, you accept the fluffy turtles, even if you can't understand them).

Dikiyoba.

Salmon wonders if Dikiyoba has the flu.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Matchmaker, Matchmaker in General
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Profile #136
It's your shirt, you tell us what it stands for...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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