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Let's Go! in General
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Profile #47
Since the police are now ferreting out the undesirables, I noticed that someone has a picture in their profile which has a filename which would get the ******** treatment under normal circumstances. Book 'em Danno!

Too funny.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Terror's Martyr in General
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Profile #1
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So, why do you feel the need to swear on censored boards? Are you frustrated? Do you wish something would change? Pull up a couch and explain to me your relationship with your mother.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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SMBTI redesign in General
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Originally written by Stripper of Sanity:

—Alorael, who might have to start a political party based on how wonderful things are right now. It would be different and the general public seems to be gullible enough to believe it. The only catch is that all news services would have to be prevented from explaining how everyone is always in imminent and dire peril of suffering extraordinary hardships.
Hmm, all that would do is knock out Fox News and all the various news magazine programs. Sounds good to me.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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STUPIDEST POST EVER!!! in General
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Profile #10
I'm not sure it would matter which game, as I would devote all my energy to surviving the 4 weeks. I'll just assume that the deserted island has no take-out service, and that potable water is difficult to come by. Really, why even do the deserted island thing. Just ask which is your favorite game.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Year of Stats in General
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Profile #34
I'll take the bait and in reply say that it can't possibly be easy for everyone to make their posts high quality. But I'm equally sure that some browsers are set to automatically advance to the ubb=reply section of a thread. It is a conspiracy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Year of Stats in General
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Profile #27
Really Nik, this supposed "race" is nothing but an excuse to conversationally spam up the boards. Which, it turns out, is completely on topic.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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omg I am teh USPS in General
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Profile #28
I've always had luck treating a FTP folder like a regular file folder. I just copy and paste files to the ftp folder and somehow they magically appear in a new computer far, far away. Also, in my experience, it is better to use _ than a space in the filename, and to keep it all in lowercase.

Good Luck.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Let's Go! in General
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Profile #36
Spring (and only Spring) is of the appropriate age to be aggravating Nico. With Ash it is just creepy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
SMBTI redesign in General
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Profile #25
They are just words used to pigeon-hole people that are unfamiliar. It would get confusing to have to come up with a single word that accurately described an individual and differentiated them from similar human begins. Maybe a 12 axes system of describing political views at each level of government, but in extra dimensions as well. Well, you get the idea.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I, too, am a Postmaster (aka "Behold the Cheap Knockoff") in General
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Profile #10
Well done, timing your 5000th post so perfectly with the creation of this thread. How many per day is that?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
SMBTI redesign in General
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Profile #19
You don't need to know what most of it means. Such is the glory of the implants.

*this message will self-destruct. you have been warned*

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Year of Stats in General
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Profile #19
I made the top ten on one occasion. It took 229 posts, and I made 10th position. Now that many posts gets you 3rd place and a bronze doughnut medallion. It doesn't take much to make the board anymore, but it does take more than I'm willing to give.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"The End of Blades" Discussion in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #26
Good opportunity for less than constructive comments.

I've also seen that E. slith volunteers artistic talent for scenario designers.

Because I just know you were asking out of curiousity.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Year of Stats in General
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Profile #8
With two of the seven (now 8) replies to this thread, that you created, it's not surprising that you excel in posting. I shall be there someday. Hmm still under 100 posts for me, that's my personal not-to-exceed number.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hanged? in General
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Profile #86
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Originally written by Stripper of Sanity:

Actually, this would be a terrible study without better setup, but I'd be interested in knowing how often gender-based behavior has been independently evolved.
Actually, my point in answering yes to Synergy's question is that the statement is true despite its origins or even actual proof. As long as the perception exists that women are different, and perhaps threatening, there will be an equal and opposite reaction from males. I'm speaking in general terms of course, across time and continents.

So, why do men find women to be different?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hanged? in General
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Profile #77
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Originally written by Synergy:

... would you base #1 upon biologal or cultural factors?

I am convinced that so much of what we deem biological difference apart from literal physical and functional differences, is really cultural.

1. Yes.
2. Okay.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hanged? in General
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Profile #75
All hail the true defenders of the faith.

Amazing how quickly a discussion gets bogged down if it even slightly smells of religion. Let me try to turn it back into the war of the sexes instead.

1. Women are generally smarter and more aware then men.
2. Therefore men (who hold power through strength) smite down women for whatever reason is handy.
3. This happens across religious and cultural boundaries.
4. Discuss.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't over til the diva chokes on her tongue in General
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Profile #24
Song : a short musical composition made up of mutually dependent words and music which together produce a unique aesthetic response.

So, unless the symphony includes words, you are only presenting half of your innermost soul.

Edit - :P

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[ Thursday, February 16, 2006 17:17: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't all over 'til...Oh...Erm... in General
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Profile #18
The stapler is a cheap prop.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
In the topic of strange spirits... in General
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Profile #26
Wow. This has to be the best hijack I've seen yet.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"The End of Blades" Discussion in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #17
stareye - why stir the pot? If you are trying to challenge folks to step up to the plate, perhaps in an effort to improve the community, then I applaud you. It seems to have worked, but I'm not so sure that it wouldn't have happened anyways. If you are deciding for yourself that blades is dead, that is a decision you can only make for yourself.

It seems that the current crop of would-be designers have a multitude of responsibilities that are more pressing than designing and finishing role-playing scenarios. I asked why Alcritas was no longer designing and "real life" was the answer. It may be the answer for a lot of people that are trying out, or continuing, the designing thing.

It's all well and good to hope that BoA matches or exceeds the success of BoE, but everything hasn't been equal. BoE found itself amongst a group of high-school (and younger) aged adherents, with the smarts and free time to make it what it became. College adds a bit more reality to life and work even more, and Blades must be what suffers.

If BoA is to match BoE, it needs school age designers. People with lots of free time and the imagination to make a desirable scenario. I'm not seeing a lot of that yet, except for UV and ALR, which immediately were soundly criticized. One of the more prolific designers, mike slack, is doing exactly the right thing for blades by making what he wants and finishing it. Yet he also gets criticized for the content of the scenarios.

In short, it is the attitude of the players, and not the desire or competence of the designers, that is "killing" blades. So, lighten up and ease off the trigger a bit. She hasn't hit the high note yet.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't over til the diva chokes on her tongue in General
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Profile #13
Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't all over 'til...Oh...Erm... in General
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Office Space

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't over til the diva chokes on her tongue in General
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Edit - Bad Thuryl. Bad.

Edit - TM, I had you pinned as a Murray Head guy.

[ Wednesday, February 15, 2006 23:43: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It ain't over til the diva chokes on her tongue in General
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There has been a real deficit in meaningful topics lately, so I decided to once again try to engage the community in some deep, introspective debate. Scores will be tallied, meanings discovered, and the results published. This could affect your entire future.

So, the only question I have for you is,

If you were a song, what song would you be?

Edit - unless your choice is immediately understandable and tied irrevocably to your forum personality, please explain in depth, baring your soul for all to see. that is not negotiable, nor is it enforcible.

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[ Wednesday, February 15, 2006 23:32: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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