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Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 10 2006 23:52 Profile #114 Glad to hear you fit time into your world for a visit to the state hospital. Stop. I look forward to the discussion that ensues when diagnostic results are made public. Stop. Glad to see the disembodied chicken heads are still dancing for you. Stop. Did they keep you on the LSDPOTPCP mixture or did they add back the dextramphetamine. Stop. Please. Stop. this message sponsored by wesion -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just what is the deal with Alorael?* in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 10 2006 23:44 Profile #14 I've begun to question this near-fanatical belief that it is okay to be skeptical. It used to be fine, but now it may just be getting in my way as a proper slave to society. this message sponsored by the librepublicratarian party of greater sheboygan -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 10 2006 12:58 Profile #108 Offended he leaves, recalcitrant he returns empowered with meglomania! dictatorial he becomes. this message sponsored by Edward Estlin -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Small Rebellion Help in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 21:40 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by Infernal666hate: You just spoiled Ephestos' determination to not spoiling the scenario. Huh. I'm amazed that I have such power as to spoil determination so easily. It must have been my ultrafast reaction after seeing his post that made the spoilage happen. this message sponsored by mrs purple, in the library, with a candlestick -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 21:35 Profile #134 When I see the word Iran, I wonder why. this message sponsored by jack handey -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 21:29 Profile #43 I'm not entirely sure that it requires even passing knowledge of a person for Drakey or stareye to bestow a title. It simply happens, much like the Synerthingy. And to be clear, it is not a title. It is your member status. this message sponsored by the innuendo club of hoboken -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 01:12 Profile #8 Regarding your signature then, as i missed the earlier incarnation of this "thread." quote: "I really don't understand why so many people don't like Synergy and/or his posts." –Tyranicus Should read... quote: "I really don't understand ... Synergy and ... his posts." –Tyranicus this message sponsored by the FOIA -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 00:53 Profile #6 Actually, the big guy needs a title as well. We all know that stareye is *The Establishment, but what about Drakefyre? Shouldn't he get a title? I also sense that Synergy is dying to have a title proposed for him. Costco maggot. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
[ Topic closed ] in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 00:47 Profile #75 Kinda fitting that this thread gains a cat fight on the third page. Is Eddie sure that he wants to have friends like this? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Through Drakefyre's Looking Glass in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 9 2006 00:43 Profile #16 De-bot that signature. It offends. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Small Rebellion Help in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 8 2006 14:25 Profile #5 The wyrm has possession of the papers. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 8 2006 11:13 Profile #84 quote: Originally written by Dintiradan: And hey, who knew that Prometheus was an illithid? That was TM's form on 2/6/2006 at 9:20pm board time. It may or may not be his current form. Careless speculation can leave you unprepared for the horrible truth. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
February Chat Times in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 8 2006 08:03 Profile #1 ttt -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Through Drakefyre's Looking Glass in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 22:29 Profile #8 Topically neither would make good custom forum member titles. this message had remarkably little to add despite staying on topic -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Through Drakefyre's Looking Glass in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 19:41 Profile #6 quote: Originally written by Urizen: *—Alorael, who recommends Good Omens* by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett for fascinating discourses on ineffability. Among other things.** I will go out on a limb and recommend American Gods for similar reasons. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
In Glory I Am Returned in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 19:35 Profile #43 Anyone subjected to Synergy's writings would have already realized that maximum post length can not be reached. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiderweb Software benefits package quiz in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 19:31 Profile #0 Over in the Avernum 4 forum Jeff has taken the time to let us know when the secondary release of Avernum 4 may take place. He made the mistake of preparing some excuses if it doesn't happen. I wonder which excuse the community feels most comfortable with accepting. Edit- So, sick leave, vacation time, bereavement leave, paternity leave, or gravity clause. [ Thursday, February 09, 2006 21:52: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 51 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=VkyKYYLxedOR"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=VkyKYYLxedOR"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
In Glory I Am Returned in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 15:08 Profile #40 I know there is a no thinking policy on this forum. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ranks in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 14:01 Profile #1 Try using Kel's HLPM utility to check them. I made a God party for testing purposes and the title was "Lord." this message sponsored by the color pink -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hey, not up for posting? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 7 2006 10:56 Profile #3 In advance, I apologize for inflicting this. this message sponsored by Oly -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 6 2006 12:54 Profile #22 Why on earth would you be imagining what they look like? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Birthday! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 5 2006 14:27 Profile #47 quote: Originally written by Lady Davida: This topic is ridiculous. The entire thing. Aside from what's already been noted, how does it make sense for someone who doesn't understand what's going on to acknowledge that fact and then criticize someone else for essentially the same thing? For the record, cream pie (or creampie) makes so much more sense than just pie, considering the speaker. Either that or we've all been deceived all along. David, you seem to attempting to parse sanity out of all this. Why? Can't it just be what it is and exist on those merits alone? Does it have to be held to some imaginary standard of evolution? I appreciate your desire to add critical commentary to an otherwise fluid and nonsensical discussion, noting you are one of few that make that attempt. this message sponsored by the new yorker -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
[ Topic closed ] in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 5 2006 01:18 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen: Oooooooh... I'm so glad you said that, for some dark and sinister reason. I only know I presently have difficulty finding my toothbrush starts whining THRALNI!! I told you to go admit yourself to the University Hospital for evaluation. Do I need to call a cab for you? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 5 2006 00:58 Profile #8 Marlenny is a very good friend to have. You are very lucky. Edit : To clarify, as it seems someone has read into the above statement, Marlenny is a stand out person, and there is no basis for said innuendo. this message is sponsored by the law firm of libel and slander [ Sunday, February 05, 2006 01:43: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 5 2006 00:32 Profile #3 Wow. The opera continues. Brava! Brava! this message sponsored by PBS's Great Performances -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00**

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