Spiderweb Software benefits package quiz

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Over in the Avernum 4 forum Jeff has taken the time to let us know when the secondary release of Avernum 4 may take place. He made the mistake of preparing some excuses if it doesn't happen. I wonder which excuse the community feels most comfortable with accepting.

Edit- So, sick leave, vacation time, bereavement leave, paternity leave, or gravity clause.

[ Thursday, February 09, 2006 21:52: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Jeff won't be late. The March release time will just arrive mysteriously early.

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I suppose A4 for Windows will come out when it comes out. Maybe Jeff is dreaming up his next project.

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I find I do well if I "forget" the scheduled release dates, tentative as they are. Then it's a (semi-)surprise when there's a new game out.
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After A4, he deserves the mudslide.

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I say he will commit honorable seppuko once he realizes he won't be done in time.

Or, for those who like A4 less, once he realizes what he is inflicting on the poor, already stricken Windows users.

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A mudslide means no home and probably no computer, so no.

the hospital will mean he may need an operation, at which he dies under suspicious circumstances.

His spawn. I hate such excuses.

What was the fourth again?

The flu seems most reasonable, as he will hopefully recover in time, so he won't have to go to the hospital and die at an operation.

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Actually, Jeff mentioned "untimely death." He didn't specify whose. This is the man behind the Scorched Earth Party. Draw your own conclusions.

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quote:
Originally written by Prometheus:

After A4, he deserves the mudslide.


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For a mudslide Jeff would require a house in the vicinity of actual mud. Nonetheless, I voted for that option.

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It'll probably Cordelia's fault. :rolleyes:

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quote:
Originally written by ben12C8:

I suppose A4 for Windows will come out when it comes out.
NO MY GOOD MAN, IT WILL COME OUT TWO WEEKS AFTER IT COMES OUT.

Thanks.

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COULD YOU STOP SHOUTING..... Oh well: PLEASE!

And people tell me my polls are weird? This poll isn't totally normal too, you know.

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At least this one hase a base of sanity.
Yours don't.

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This one does not have a nonsense option. Yours usually do. :P

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Does nonsensical totality trump nonsensical specifics?

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I voted spawn, because the word "spawn" was used. That, and spawn tend to get in the way with their squealing, constant grabbing and guilt-tripping.

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quote:
Originally written by Eating My Food:

quote:
Originally written by ben12C8:

I suppose A4 for Windows will come out when it comes out.
NO MY GOOD MAN, IT WILL COME OUT TWO WEEKS AFTER IT COMES OUT.

Thanks.

Actually, that could be taken as a pretty good point.

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