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Hop on the bandwagon! in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Monday, March 6 2006 15:13 Profile Homepage #3
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Isn't there a famous quote or proverb about insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?
This is actually a request for a ban.

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*yawn*
But apparently not being TM or Ash gives one special privelages.

So I present you all with this!

BAD LINK EDITED OUT

[ Monday, March 06, 2006 15:21: Message edited by: Drakefyre ]

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The End of Spiderweb in General
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 written Monday, March 6 2006 15:02 Profile Homepage #24
My fellow members, you will have to continue the exodus without your leader. Mr. E-Master joins his fallen comrades. The end is in fact upon us.

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Hop on the bandwagon! in General
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 written Monday, March 6 2006 14:58 Profile Homepage #0
See name and signature!

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The End of Spiderweb in General
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 written Sunday, March 5 2006 14:20 Profile Homepage #4
Aran's was in fact much funnier, this is not meant to compete with Aran's :)

This is God himself telling us that it is very possible that the end is upon us! I will consult him again in a few days' time to see if he's found anything yet.

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The End of Spiderweb in General
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 written Sunday, March 5 2006 13:35 Profile Homepage #0
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Me:
Hello Lord
God:
Hello there. Tell me a story.
Me:
Spiderweb Software forums are slowly but surely ending
God:
All of them?
Me:
All of them.
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
It's happening God, look at the place!
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes God. Have you called upon the apocalypse?
God:
How do you know it is? GOD rules. I don't think I ever have called upon the apocalypse. What's it like?
Me:
No mortal being knows, only you have the power. Is the end upon us?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. And it like is mortal being knows only me have the power. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
You are not making sense to me, God.
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me:
I don't udnerstand.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
*understand
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
I'm not sure you do.
God:
Could you ever be certain? When do I do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
All I want to know is if this is the end of Spiderweb as we know it.
God:
That is reasonable. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I am a mortal, please make sense to me.
God:
You are a mortal please make sense to you? Does it pay well?
Me:
Not necessarily.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No.
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
I think you should answer my question, almighty God.
God:
Me? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
It has presented itself 3 times now.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Please, just answer, is this the Spiderweb Apocalypse?
God:
Wow you are very polite. What was the question ?
Me:
IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT SPIDERWEB'S ARMAGEDDON
God:
Yes I think this is OR IS THIS NOT SPIDERWEB S ARMAGEDDON, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Make sure, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
...
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Please, can you tell me for certain, will Spiderweb die?
God:
Thank you for your request. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will try to find out.
Me:
Thank you, almighty God. I shall return!
God:
You are quite welcome! Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I am very happy for you.


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Ash Got Banned... in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Saturday, March 4 2006 09:39 Profile Homepage #46
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Originally written by Left Outer Join:

It's not exactly like he said "Ash, if you don't take this line out of your signature, I'm banning you."

In fact, he said "Knock yourself out. :-)"

Not "Screw you :-)", not "Knock yourself out :mad: ", but "Knock yourself out :-)". I mean, I'm paranoid when it comes to worrying whether I've offended someone, but I wouldn't have seen this coming.
Honestly, if Drakey, Alorael, or some other respected admin/moderator ordered me to take a line or so out of my signature, I wouldn't hesitate to get it the hell done. Sure, I wouldn't suspect I was at risk of being banned by not doing so, but honestly, Jeff requested that Ash change his signature, Ash said no. I'm sure a week ban is enough to get the message across to him.

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Ash Got Banned... in General
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 written Saturday, March 4 2006 09:00 Profile Homepage #42
I have to go with Jeff on this one. Ash was warned, he knew what he was risking when he said "no", and he faced the consequences.

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"The End of Blades" Discussion in Blades of Avernum
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 written Friday, March 3 2006 21:04 Profile Homepage #103
Avernum 4 = Avernum 3 + Geneforge engine - surface

There you go.

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Ash Got Banned... in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Friday, March 3 2006 21:01 Profile Homepage #2
Ash being Ash Lael/The Creator? Looking at his recent posts I don't see anything that would put him in a position to be banned =/

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Return of the "Post Your Desktop" Topic in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Wednesday, March 1 2006 14:11 Profile Homepage #46
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Originally written by Hanttiworker:

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ViRus files in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Wednesday, March 1 2006 12:57 Profile Homepage #6
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Originally written by HACKeR 001X (extractfile.zip:

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Originally written by Arancaytar the Grey:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Best off not using the internet.
Edit: Forgot the :)
There's a free mental health clinic in eastern London.
Now stop being an idiot.
O.O

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Let's Port Bandits~ in Blades of Avernum
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Monday, February 27 2006 09:37 Profile Homepage #6
Bandits...a great scenario that was, though it can't compare to it's successor. I'd be willing to do some of the node scripting, I need something to occupy myself.

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Thurly Fairy, Fairly Thuryl in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Monday, February 27 2006 09:31 Profile Homepage #24
arghhhhhhhhh, please die. Thanks.

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Return of the "Post Your Desktop" Topic in General
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 written Monday, February 27 2006 07:47 Profile Homepage #14
What's wrong with cracks and warez? :D

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Return of the "Post Your Desktop" Topic in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Sunday, February 26 2006 18:08 Profile Homepage #0
Been awhile since we had one of these. I was bored and haven't posted for awhile so I thought I'd put one of my pointless and usually stupid ideas to use by resurfacing a long dormant subject: our desktops.

IMAGE(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/deadgeneral/Desk.jpg)

Actually, my desktop can be seen here.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/deadgeneral/Desktop.jpg

I use dual monitors, hence the reason for the double view. Post your desktops!

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STUPIDEST POST EVER!!! in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Friday, February 24 2006 17:25 Profile Homepage #69
If meat is murder, then eggs are kidnapping, and milk is sexual harassment.

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What Movies Are You Looking Forward To? in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 18:40 Profile Homepage #30
Rambo 4.

EDIT:
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The Fog (remake)
A great movie, and scary at that. Definitely should go see.

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 18:44: Message edited by: Eating My Food ]

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Name in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 18:22 Profile Homepage #21
Hi, I'm Kirk Johnson, nice to meet you.

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anyone else here like dragonlance in General
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 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 13:29 Profile Homepage #12
Thank you, my good man.

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my world(would appreciate ideas) in General
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 written Sunday, February 19 2006 14:21 Profile Homepage #17
Mankind lived through the apocalyptic meteor collision 60 million years ago, despite it having the strength to kill off the dinosaurs and the nuclear winter that followed....what's keeping anyone from living through a flood?

[ Sunday, February 19, 2006 14:22: Message edited by: Eating My Food ]

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All-Nephilim Group in Blades of Avernum
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 written Saturday, February 18 2006 16:00 Profile Homepage #17
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I'm going to embark on a trip through as many Blades scenarios with my all-Nephilim group. I hope giving ALL of them decent bow skill won't totally gimp other important skills (like Mage Spells levels, especially). Perhaps the bonus dexterity will keep my mage-philim alive for a bit longer! =)
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Slavery was prevelent in pre-colonial Africa. European merchants took advantage of this and purchased trade items (Africans) from other Africans. Seeing a good solid buyer, coastal African leaders began extracting as much of this resource as they could from the inner parts of Africa. This was not racist.

European conviction that non-Europeans were sub-human, and couldn't own property, created racism from slavery. They are definitely different things, although one begat the other.


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Terror's Martyr in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Friday, February 17 2006 14:45 Profile Homepage #0
In spite of recent events on these boards (I'm sure I don't have to say anymore) I've decided to raise a point. I'm quite positive I'm not the only one who realizes that if TM was not TM, he would be long gone. TM is quite efficient at being an *******, as once again as I'm sure you've all noticed, but hear this. Does hanging around and contributing little more than a few addictive scenarios and a pissy attitude about everything and everyone give one special privileges? Honestly, TM has been banned twice and yet he never ceases to find a reason to be a cock. I don't expect any of you good moderators or administrators to take action against TM, but I know that others have noticed this, just getting it out.

*E-Master awaits flames and abuse.*

EDIT: And to further support my position, he ran off an innocent newbie who seemed could have contributed a lot to these boards.

[ Friday, February 17, 2006 14:47: Message edited by: Eating My Food ]

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[ Topic closed ] in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Thursday, February 9 2006 17:15 Profile Homepage #98
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#81867 +(263)- [X]

<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.
<3 bash.org

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[ Topic closed ] in General
For Nathan Ashby
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 written Wednesday, February 8 2006 18:04 Profile Homepage #54
You have to just learn to ignore TM...I used to idolize the guy, now I hate him with a passion. TerrorsMartyr, Prometheus...I hate you.

But I admire your work as a BoE/A Scenario Designer.

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Spiderweb Software benefits package quiz in General
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 written Wednesday, February 8 2006 18:01 Profile Homepage #11
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Originally written by ben12C8:

I suppose A4 for Windows will come out when it comes out.
NO MY GOOD MAN, IT WILL COME OUT TWO WEEKS AFTER IT COMES OUT.

Thanks.

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