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Too Sexy for my Title
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The stupidest thing you've ever said, and why it was so dumb.
I'd have to say it was me begging a guy to call me. To me, there aren't many things worse than a girl begging for attention. But if it comes to a specific thing said, then it would be during my first job interview, when the manager asked me if I could handle the phone lines, and I was like "Oh def, I'm on the phone all the time, that's all I do".
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
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I am guessing your second job interview came soon after that?

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I could make an uncharitable remark but shall refrain.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
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I'm personally rather adept at forgetting stupid things I say, at least in the long term. That said, I can't remember much.

Come to think of it, I tell a lot of incredibly bad jokes... but that lends itself to improvisational comedy just fine, so it usually works out well.

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Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Law Bringer
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I have said a whole lot of horrendously dumb things, but apparently my memory is repressing them, because I can't think of anything specific.

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Unfortunately, there's no way I can explain what the stupidest thing I've ever said was on these forums without severely breaking the Code of Conduct. So you'll just have to keep wondering.

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Shock Trooper
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Profile #6
Well, it wasn't me that said it, but one time I was walking through the hall of my school and I heard a shrill female voice say:

"No, blind people don't close their eyes, they just can't see."

The phrase itself isn't quite as bad as whatever it must have been a response to.

Umm, myself, uh, one time I asked my dad who was the tallest dwarf ever, but I was about seven then.

There was another time when I was sharing my opinion to my friend that most "bisexual" girls in high school are really just after attention, and there turned out to be a bisexual girl right there, and she was none too pleased. Not so much dumb as tactless and awkward in the extreme.
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Lifecrafter
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Well, seeing as what happened as a result, saying on these boards that I didn't like being called cute.

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Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by PoD person:


Umm, myself, uh, one time I asked my dad who was the tallest dwarf ever, but I was about seven then.

In a context where a darf is a stocky, heavily bearded miner who likes to fight with a huge double-headed axe, that question is perfectly legitimate.

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Guardian
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That's funny, I actually like girls begging me for attention.

^^ That's the stupidest thing I've ever said.

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Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Master
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So is it okay for guys to be for attention, or is that pretty stupid too. Well, it actually probably is, considering the fact that one inquiry is usually enough.

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At a track meet in high school I mistook the junior sister of a freshman runner for his mother ...

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Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Too Sexy for my Title
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Profile #12
Actually, that's not stupid but quite common. I have mistaken people's sister for their mother a lot of times. It's not our fault they dress old fashioned and have old looking faces.
Just Sunday night, I confused this girl's bf with being her dad. I had no idea until I saw them kissing, and when I looked over to my best friend, she was just as surprised as I was. The strange part is that the guy was 26, not 40 something.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
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Profile #13
quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

At a track meet in high school I mistook the junior sister of a freshman runner for his mother ...
Well, either way she accepted the invitation to dinner, right?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
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One time, in my wonderful career as a deli clerk,[/sarcasm] I accidentally called a woman "Sir". She got really pissed and told the manager too. He listened to what she saidand said he was terribly sorry for that. After she left, he came over and laughed his ass off about.

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what you have been writing is off-topic (at least according to the name of the topic)

so i will stick to the the topic

i have a new name
WHICH IS
first name...
khairelikoblepharehgglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni....
middle name.....
vatarvomentiwaniohedredfaplitbonmanankirewsedutpolanovarcousmeni.....
last name.. ...
ghakentredfaraboncaintymanefreepolhakajalomenjorenekanizaxerfmenimeniat.......

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we shall harness the power of geckos, bunnys, and fluffy pink stuffed animals and rule the world!!!
Posts: 193 | Registered: Wednesday, December 14 2005 08:00
Councilor
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No, the topic of this thread was what was given in the first post (the post of the one who created the topic). That person knows exactly what the topic should be about, so it's best to follow their lead. And if the topic drifts to some other topic, it's polite to allow that to happen.

Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

quote:
i have a new name
WHICH IS
first name...
khairelikoblepharehgglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni....
middle name.....
vatarvomentiwaniohedredfaplitbonmanankirewsedutpolanovarcousmeni.....
last name.. ...
ghakentredfaraboncaintymanefreepolhakajalomenjorenekanizaxerfmenimeniat.......

Sheesh. And some of Dikiyoba's friends complain about the name "Dikiyoba."
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Guardian
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Dear khairelikoblepharehgglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni vatarvomentiwaniohedredfaplitbonmanankirewsedutpolanovarcousmeni ghakentredfaraboncaintymanefreepolhakajalomenjorenekanizaxerfmenimeniat: How do you find filling out tax forms? Or those stupid standardized tests where you have to fill in a bubble for every letter of your name?

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fine...
my new name is
joe kickass

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Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #19
That's a real last name?

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-ben4808
Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
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quote:
Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

fine...
my new name is
joe kickass

Well, he's back on topic, I'll give him that much.

And I think I remembered one of the stupidest things I've ever said... I once asked out an old friend (of roughly 8 years), not knowing that she had a boyfriend at the time, and had had one for quite some time. I did this twice in the same week, I believe... and it took me months to figure out that she was taken.

Total lapse of judgment, in short... not helped by the fact that I was rather slow on the uptake back then...

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I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
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Hi, I'm Kirk Johnson, nice to meet you.

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I am a silly, silly fool.
Posts: 489 | Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #22
I completely forgot. One of the dumbest things I've ever said was right here in SW during the election thread "my accent has turned half American, half Dominican, and half something else I’m not quite sure of". Boy, it’s pathetic to look back upon some of the things I’ve written. Hell, I’m sure I’ll say the same thing a year from now when I read this.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #23
Stupidest comment: "Efshar basar adam?" at a meat store in Israel. (I was learning hebrew back then, I got confused.)

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
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Profile Homepage #24
quote:
Originally written by Infernal666hate:

Stupidest comment: "Efshar basar adam?" at a meat store in Israel. (I was learning hebrew back then, I got confused.)
I don't get it, and I assume I'm not the only one here who lacks Hebrew. Explanation please?

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