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Thralni
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 written Monday, February 20 2006 23:17 Profile Homepage #50
What if those natives are some sort of animal-humans? Like a minotaur or something of that kind.

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Kingy
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 written Monday, February 20 2006 23:22 Profile Homepage #51
Then you wouldn't go hungry.
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Synergy
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Member # 6292
 written Monday, February 20 2006 23:38 Profile #52
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Apparently, it is supposed to be a desert island, not a deserted island. Dikiyoba would rather be stuck on a dessert island.
That's the best thing you ever wrote.

EDIT: (It wasn't mine.)

[ Monday, February 20, 2006 23:39: Message edited by: Synergy ]

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M.
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Member # 5654
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 00:13 Profile #53
quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Apparently, it is supposed to be a desert island, not a deserted island. Dikiyoba would rather be stuck on a dessert island.
That's the best thing you ever wrote.

EDIT: (It wasn't mine.)
I happen to disagree. It might be the brightest thing he's ever said, but certainly not the best. I seem to recall several posts with tons of laughing potential. Now those were good.
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Drakefyre
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 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 06:42 Profile Homepage #54
I also once acquired the nickname "The Professor" (think And1 mixtape tour).

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Nikki.
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 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 07:01 Profile Homepage #55
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Unless the "natives" are actually animals, not people. One has to eat, after all.

Dikiyoba.
Well... meat is murder. Discuss.

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Kaemin
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Member # 6787
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 08:20 Profile #56
The only natives on the island are a few migrating birds, a number of crabs, and a few un-nameable creatures. No strange creatures (besides the occaisional odd fish), like minotaurs and cyclops, and certantly no humans. And no, it is not a dessert island. You do get one free whisky though. The sad thing is, the whisky is alcohol free, and therefore is just a plastic bottle of nasty-ness. Hell, it was a plastic bottle of nasty-ness WITH the alcohol. Yes, I hate drinking. Sue me.

EDIT: And i'm certantly not implying that everyone besides me is constantly drunk.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 08:21: Message edited by: Kaemin ]

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Dintiradan
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Member # 6670
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 09:33 Profile Homepage #57
By SupaNik:
quote:
Well... meat is murder. Discuss.
Not only is meat murder, but eating plants is too. They're both living organisms, with the rights entailed. It's time we stop discriminating based on kingdom.

For more information, listen to "Carrot Juice is Murder" by The Arrogant Worms.

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Sturg
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Member # 4614
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 18:47 Profile Homepage #58
So eating anything that is living is murder.

*tries the taste of dirt*

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DanielJacksonMPC
Warrior
Member # 6714
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 18:51 Profile Homepage #59
quote:
Originally written by the benalizer:

So eating anything that is living is murder.

*tries the taste of dirt*
Now you're preventing possible plant life from coming into existence! MURDERER!

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Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 19:43 Profile Homepage #60
Agreed. Think of the microbes in that soil!

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Arancaytar
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Member # 2984
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 21:04 Profile Homepage #61
You're stuck, though. Not eating anything would be killing yourself - and beyond being a death you have full responsibility for, it is quite unpleasant, especially through starvation.

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Ash Lael
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Member # 5491
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 21:22 Profile Homepage #62
Not to mention all those poor bacteria that live off you! Oh, the moral dilemma!

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Dikiyoba
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Member # 6600
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 21:29 Profile Homepage #63
Eat the plants. Eat the animals. Along the way, you'll eat some microbes. Just don't waste food they gave their life for or be unneccessarily cruel to them.

Dikiyoba.
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Ephesos
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Member # 4153
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 21:39 Profile Homepage #64
Eating is a part of survival, but it doesn't mean that we all have to strive for ye olde "Beefeater" ideal of British and American fame.

I think the key idea is to not upset the balance. If everyone on the planet ate as much meat as the U.S. does per capita... well, we'd be in sorry shape. Strict vegetarianism, while admirable, would not be necessary. I think it's enough to try and cut back on meat to the point where it's the clear minority of your diet.

(If everyone in developed countried could cut back as such, I imagine that agriculture as a whole could be turned sustainable a whole lot easier.)

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Nicothodes
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 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 00:18 Profile #65
Eating a lot of one food group in particular isn't good for you anyways because you won't havea balanced diet and red meat is the least healthiest meat for humans. The healthiest two are most(but definitely not all) seafood and poultry.

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Kaemin
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Member # 6787
 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 07:59 Profile #66
Well... what if all we ate were other people infected with cancer? We would eat the cancerous meat, therefore somewhat prolonging their life, and fufilling our need as mammals to eat.

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Or, we could just blow the earth up and be done with the whole damn cycle. You choose.

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Member # 335
 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 08:50 Profile Homepage #67
If you're depending on tumors for nourishment, you're waiting a little too long to be helpful.

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Nikki.
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Member # 3442
 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 10:45 Profile Homepage #68
In a situation such as this, I would eat meat. Otherwise... well, I'm in the process of having a self-contained debate about it.

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 written Friday, February 24 2006 17:25 Profile Homepage #69
If meat is murder, then eggs are kidnapping, and milk is sexual harassment.

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Member # 335
 written Friday, February 24 2006 17:30 Profile Homepage #70
Don't be absurd. Eggs are abortion, so they're also murder. Unless they're unfertilized, in which case they're just tasty.

—Alorael, who labors under the yolk of oppressive diet.
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Nikki.
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Member # 3442
 written Saturday, February 25 2006 08:49 Profile Homepage #71
quote:
Originally written by No Passion Like Draft Passion:

—Alorael, who labors under the yolk of oppressive diet.
Posted for posterity.

One of your best in a while.

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VCH
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Member # 247
 written Sunday, February 26 2006 12:35 Profile Homepage #72
Milk is certainly not sexual harassment. At least no more than ice-cream.

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Dikiyoba
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Member # 6600
 written Sunday, February 26 2006 14:03 Profile Homepage #73
I once overheard a conversation between an interested listener and someone who believed that drinking milk (and eating/drinking other dairy products) was more inhumane than eating beef. Unfortunately, I can't remember the details. It was compelling at the time, however.

And then there's the people who believe that unpasturized milk is less of a health risk than pasturized milk. I just ignore them, except to mock their stupidity.

Edit: That was close shave. Dikiyoba almost double-posted. Thank goodness for the error message.

[ Sunday, February 26, 2006 14:05: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, February 26 2006 14:13 Profile Homepage #74
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I once overheard a conversation between an interested listener and someone who believed that drinking milk (and eating/drinking other dairy products) was more inhumane than eating beef. Unfortunately, I can't remember the details. It was compelling at the time, however.

And then there's the people who believe that unpasturized milk is less of a health risk than pasturized milk. I just ignore them, except to mock their stupidity.

Edit: That was close shave. Dikiyoba almost double-posted. Thank goodness for the error message.
In my experience, dairy cows are all but pampered. Shed no tears for their plight.

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