STUPIDEST POST EVER!!!
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Friday, February 17 2006 18:50
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Ivory will float, but Irish Spring will make you smell better. Your mind is...overexposed. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, February 17 2006 19:19
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quote:Maybe not. I'm 14 and I get it. -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, February 17 2006 19:20
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Depends on the type of desert island. If it was anything like the one in that movie with Harrison Ford and that one chick where he crashes the plane on the beach, then I'd prefer my own computer to come. Because the toolkit in one of the 5.25" bays has my LEATHERMAN in it. I'd go to the downed Japanese plane and rig the same thing as Ford did, then take off. Or plane nonwithstanding I would at least make some rig for water and food and stuff. I'm guessing the generator runs on Spiderweb Software characters? I'd take BoA in that case. -------------------- --Dachnaz Posts: 50 | Registered: Saturday, January 14 2006 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, February 17 2006 21:10
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If I were stranded on a desert island with Anne Heche, I would haven't been in such a hurry to escape, and any game playing would have been conducted entirely in 3-D. I'd also probably be busy helping her fish overly-friendly eels out of her pants and helping remind her what's so nice about men. Yeah, so she' s whacked, but you know what they say about the crazy ones. -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 00:49
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Synergy, your mind is at least 2% dirtier than Ash's. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing. -------------------- ~Note : The professional newbie's advice should not be taken seriously, or at all.~ LINKAGE Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 01:03
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Having a dirty mind is in general not a good thing. If it is dirtier than ash's, then that is certainly not a good thing. All praise the matchboxes. -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 15:14
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So I have a bit of a thing for Anne Heche, even though she's not a brunette. Wait....physical affection between two consenting adults is dirty? EDIT: cAPS d: Having an evocatively and provocatively imaginative mind coupled with a healthy libido works for me at the right times. So, it's a very good thing from where I'm sitting. [ Saturday, February 18, 2006 15:16: Message edited by: Synergy ] -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 15:22
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quote:What we're talking about here is one consenting and one unaware adult. Which in certain contexts could certainly be interpreted as "dirty". In fact, in most contexts. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 15:29
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The assumption then is that Ms. Heche would not fall violently in love with me. See, I was operating on a different assumption. ;) P.S. - BTW, I'd never come up with something as crass as digging around for a fish in someone's shorts, but that was an actual scene from the movie and Anne didn't entirely appear to mind the help. [ Saturday, February 18, 2006 15:31: Message edited by: Synergy ] -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 15:37
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quote:Well, if you post about it on a public forum when the topic was only tangentially to do with it and using phrases like "over-friendly eels", yes. :) -------------------- ~Note : The professional newbie's advice should not be taken seriously, or at all.~ LINKAGE Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 15:39
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Well, it did swim into her shorts. I was just trying to point out that some guys around here have their priorities way out of whack if wound up in a Six Days Seven Nights situation. -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 16:30
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quote: -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 17:33
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Oh please. I live in a city with Wacker Drive and Tight End. Can't we be a bit more creative? -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, February 18 2006 21:28
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I bet those signs get stolen pretty often. I mean here the signs for Blackman Road and Chinaman Flats get stolen every few weeks. Posts: 776 | Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 04:30
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I think I forgot to say, at the end of the four weeks, you will be promptly rescued. You can choose what you want to be rescued by. Oh, and the butt naked thing was just so that people wouldnt become creative and use their clothes to get off of the island. No dirtiness intended. -------------------- "I come for the chugga... but I stay for the wiggy wugga."-Cheerleader Posts: 35 | Registered: Saturday, February 11 2006 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 05:00
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I think that everyone have a dirty mind: only because the word "naked" was wrote we have started to talk only on that... Anyway, I bring Geneforge 2. -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 07:34
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Dirty minds run rampant through civilization, no matter where they are. Is this good or bad? Does it promote reproduction, or does it promote prostitution? Who knows. -------------------- "I come for the chugga... but I stay for the wiggy wugga."-Cheerleader Posts: 35 | Registered: Saturday, February 11 2006 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 08:49
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quote:... I once acquired the nickname of "The Professor" (think Gilligan's Island) and even I think that's a bit far-fetched... -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 09:27
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Not so. I, for instance, frequently spend my days clad in a lifeboat. —Alorael, who occasionally gets some strange looks. He just ignores them. He'll see who looks askance at whom when people get trapped on deserted islands. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 11:01
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I hope you also wear non-perishable food and bottled water, or else you'll just die in the lifeboat in the middle of the ocean instead of dying on a deserted island. Dikiyoba wears nothing that would enable Dikiyoba to escape a deserted island but compensates by avoiding airplanes, ships, magical portals, and other places that may lead to deserted islands. Edit: Apparently, it is supposed to be a desert island, not a deserted island. Dikiyoba would rather be stuck on a dessert island. [ Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:17: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ] Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, February 19 2006 11:45
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i would live on the beach and - build myself a hut - make friends with the natives - hunt food! - make fire - cook food! - go swimming. - get sunburnt from the nakedness. Then when the day is over i'd play BoA. Posts: 77 | Registered: Wednesday, February 1 2006 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, February 20 2006 07:40
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quote:Posted for posterity. How many times does the word "askance" get mentioned in real life? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Monday, February 20 2006 17:28
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quote:No one ever told be there were natives. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, February 20 2006 20:03
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quote:Yea, I think thats kinda cheating. Posts: 776 | Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Monday, February 20 2006 21:17
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Unless the "natives" are actually animals, not people. One has to eat, after all. Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |