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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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Avernum V in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 14:12 Profile #49 quote: Originally written by i: quote: i am up for a masive all out demon invasion Please no. Demons have been used to death in so many media, it's not even funny anymore. Demons invade because they are demons and demons are evil and like to invade, circular logic. No thought involved. The First Expedition would be a really nice change. Bring us back to survival, escape mode. Demons invaded because the GIFTS drove them crazy. The GIFTS are manifestations of abandoned sanity. Sinsanity, we fight back the demons. It will* never stop. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
(Brag Thread) Avernum 3! in The Avernum Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 09:22 Profile #7 Pshaw. I have repeatedly beaten A3 with my monitor turned off. Any doubters will be sent a screen shot upon request. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 08:52 Profile #42 quote: Originally written by Archmage Alex: My and Salmon’s titles are apparently nicknames for a couple basketball players. Though I have no idea what possible connection Drakey draws between Salmon and myself. I enjoy that mine also comes with a cheerful tune. It was recently drawn to my attention that the titles can occasionally get more amusing if they are read with the word "Member" appended, much as if read as a single line containing PDN, Title, and "Member" # x. I fail to see any humor, but that's not saying much. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
This week's scheduled chats in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 06:55 Profile #24 quote: Originally written by Aran: Googling, no. Linking from Spiderweb specifically, yes. And those topics are not really what I meant - I've seen several times that members were talked about behind their backs, and it was generally agreed that that would be removed if it got really bad. CoC aside, there are some things you would not want some people to see. Thus my policy of mild humor behind the persons back, then full frontal assault when they are present in a chat. Nothing personal though, it's all good craic. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General chat times poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 01:49 Profile #28 quote: Originally written by Dominican Desire: quote: Originally written by Tribble Lovah: quote: Originally written by Aran: The aim: marks a protocol. A browser seeing an aim:// (or aim:) is supposed to open whatever default application you use for AIM. Since the UBB renders this http://aim/, the links gets destroyed. Aren't you the person that accused me of not having thoughtful posts? :P Not at all. I was the person that was so forgetful that subject and verb never seemed to match in the same sentence. My ability to remember your posts (which upon further review seem to be adequately memorable) was therefore called into question, so I wandered away and made some toast. Now, what was that question? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Analysis of Ultimate Game Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 21:36 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Andrea: You can push my buttons any day, hot stuff. :eek: :D Papa's got a brand new keyboard with all sorts of programmable features. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Avernum V in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 21:13 Profile #34 quote: Originally written by Spidweb: I'm afraid that this will never happen. One of the reasons the vahnatai are so cool are that they are alien, the other. It is unthinkable to me to change this. - Jeff Vogel I don't get it then. Nethergate was one of your best received games from a critical viewpoint, and Avernum from a sales viewpoint. To combine aspects of both could be even better (Think adding chocolate syrup to ice cream) and boost sales as well. I'm sure a guy of your talents could create a situation where it would be possible to play the game from either perspective. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 21:00 Profile #68 quote: Originally written by The Stew Boy: The trouble with being the last poster in a page is that only a couple people actually read it - because once they post, people will be looking at the new page, not the old one. I actually time my posts by content. If I have something to add to a thread I try to make appear toward the top of any given page. If it is more spammy in nature, or conversational, then I attempt to make it happen toward the bottom of the page. This one, as it appears to be topical yet spammy, will appear toward the middle of the page. The worst thing to have happen is to post complete spam, hoping to be the last poster on a page, only to find out that someone posted while your post was being formed, thusly pushing your post to the top of a new page. That hurts. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 20:52 Profile #222 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Tribble Lovah: The last 10 posts were pure spam. It must be close to statistics time. :P Funny story about the word "statistic". You know those child sponsorship ads that have pictures of starving African children and say "Don't let this child become a statistic"? Yeah? Well, because of those, for the first 10 years of my life I thought "statistic" meant "a dead person". Thank you Thuryl. That was beautiful. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
This week's scheduled chats in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 20:46 Profile #18 Much like the Moderator Board, these chats are boring and attendence is discouraged. Imagine a particularly grusome expressway accident, with a slow queue of traffic able to get by (on the far left please), each passerby looking at the accident as they drive past. You just know there isn't much to see aside from mangled metal, but you keep hoping that you get that split-second cadaver spotting. That is the chat. Edit - Oh yeah, I'll try to be there for both. [ Tuesday, March 14, 2006 20:47: Message edited by: Tribble Lovah ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 14:16 Profile #26 quote: Originally written by Tyranicus: quote: Originally written by Spring: Mine came from posting 1000 times. I am about to have my title changed. I don't think there was, Tyran. At least, I don't remember one. You're right. I was thinking of the signature topic. There [i]was[/i] a custom title topic in the past couple months however. I distinbctly remember it. There are always custom title topics, karma topics, moniker topics, signatory topics and procedural topics. The remainder is observational fluff designed to conceal the spam. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 12:56 Profile #206 The last 10 posts were pure spam. It must be close to statistics time. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 14 2006 12:48 Profile #18 I had a torrid love affair. It was troubling. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General chat times poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 21:45 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Aran: The aim: marks a protocol. A browser seeing an aim:// (or aim:) is supposed to open whatever default application you use for AIM. Since the UBB renders this http://aim/, the links gets destroyed. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Favourite Avignon Pope in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 21:30 Profile #20 quote: Originally written by Slartucker: I have to admit, when I saw this topic, I was sort of hoping I could vote for the Whore of Babylon. But... I did vote for the Whore of Babylon. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 21:19 Profile #191 Surprisingly, there is currently a seance in room 5p1d\/\/3b. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 17:52 Profile #176 I'm surprised Alo, to see you respond so sharply to the left hook of Mr. Pizzaking. At least now though we have a clearer understanding of your psyche. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General chat times poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 17:40 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Hakuna Matata: Pssh. Scheduling is no way to run a random chat. The trick to getting a good random chat is having about three hundred people on your AIM list, so at any time, there'll be at least fifty on, so you've got a fair choice to pick from what kind of insanity you prefer today. Please don't feel any compulsion to add me to your list, I prefer exclusivity over homogeneity. This whole AIM thing is getting very overblown and has cut way too far into my free time, which coincidentally is my scenario making time. ... Do with that what you will. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 13 2006 17:35 Profile #36 They feel that they are being limited to the singular and they need to expand to plurality. When this has happened, their rejoicing will echo from the ramparts. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Favourite Avignon Pope in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 23:37 Profile #2 I voted for Britney Spears. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 21:35 Profile #19 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: I am pleased with the result of the strip. According to your strip, I am a dikiyoa now. My name has seemingly endless possibilities. Dikiyoba the dikiyoa of Dikiyobia. I have consulted with the oracle located on level 2b of the Temple of Posideon (all praise him) and have been shown that Dikiyoba can expect a lot more in the way of name mangling. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 20:49 Profile #12 Wasn't "horned" a term used in the wicked old days for cuckolded? How far, exactly, can we go in analyzing the pdn(s) of Argh? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Analysis of Ultimate Game Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 20:47 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: If you really must indicate that you're joking, the :P emoticon is less obtrusive and serves the same purpose. And we've come full circle now. It's a shame that Djur has a big button labeled "Don't push me!" and it's equally shameful that I can't resist pushing those buttons. Even when I used the :P emoticon. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 15:39 Profile #18 quote: Originally written by Shuan Wuan: Does the text on the yellow shirt actually say something ,or is it just supposed to look like text? I have no idea if those are real letters or not. I also hope that this image is permissible under the CoC, as I'm sure the image is copyrighted, but the forum is only hosting a link to the image. Further noteworthy is that this image is the first Crumb that I've seen that doesn't involve nudity. How fortuitous. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 15:22 Profile #16 If Student of Trinity started this thread, but Argh's recent posts lists him as the originator of this thread, then...then -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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