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Click Here For Nude Pictures of Marlenny in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 1 2006 22:02 Profile #16 Of the seven current returns on a Google search for Marlenny nude, one favors us with our own desirable Dominican. Sadly, it refers only to a chat log on Tyranicus' site. Damn that Google. Damn it all to hell. This can only mean that the real nudes are safe from the prying eyes of the Googlebots. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Themed Party Contest in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 31 2006 20:04 Profile #3 I'm going to up the ante on the Carmageddon donation. I have two original copies of the game, so you can play networked. The downside is you have to provide me with your home address. :) I would trust me. Edit - I'll also need picture ID (scanned is okay) since this game is rated Mature 17+ (animated blood, gore, violence; strong language) [ Friday, March 31, 2006 20:06: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Rate Galactic Core. (1 Meat/1 ur mom lol) in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 31 2006 17:20 Profile #35 I ate it 2. Edit - Now that Drew has relieved me from bottom poster/headliner duties, I need to retract my last rating. It was merely to relieve "Drakey" from headliner position that I rated, as I found it just too creepy. [ Friday, April 07, 2006 07:54: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just because we all love census topics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 31 2006 06:40 Profile #29 quote: Originally written by Alorael: Alec is a mod? You're kidding, right? Please also express concern that the "member as a meal answer" referred twice to fast food products. That is much more disturbing than any lapse in concentration over who is a mod or where they mod. After all, most people don't care or notice mods. You folks do just that good a job that you've become superfluous. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ok, now where is HE??? in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 30 2006 20:25 Profile #7 There is only one guy, and right now he is busy serving his wife. The rest of us have no particular reason to be here, except that it legitimizes our meager lives. That said, Vogel has said that Av4 was designed to explore various methods of combat. He may have accomplished that, but otherwise it has left a rank odor. I found the crazy cat-dude because I was methodically searching the maze, not because I looking for him. Try playing the game out of sequence, or aimlessly. It may be more enjoyable for you. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Classic RPG Heritage Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 30 2006 20:07 Profile #11 Meh. I still own a copy of Pools of Radiance, although my Pentium 1 box may be too hi-tech to ever play it. Still, it'd be worth a try one of these days. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Classic RPG Heritage Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 30 2006 16:56 Profile #2 I used to spend a lot of time inside, thus my ability to check the first 10 boxes, plus Rogue. That was it for me, I've not even heard of some of those games lower down on the list. Now I do spend a lot of time outside, except when it is raining, and then I tease Slarty. Edit - Holy cwap! You omitted Leisure Suit Larry??? Heathen!! [ Thursday, March 30, 2006 17:00: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Modern day classics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 30 2006 16:46 Profile #57 David James Duncan - The River Why Michael Chabon - Summerland & The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay David McCullough - various, including John Adams Neil Stephenson - The Baroque Cycle None of the authors that are serious about SF or Fantasy are creating classics. Holt, Fforde and a few others may have a chance. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just because we all love census topics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 30 2006 16:27 Profile #2 You're gonna wait for me to answer and then change the topic post so that I look like a complete ... I might as well make it slightly humorous then. What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? People slavering over the latest mind-numbing diversionary toy. What is the weirdest thing you've done? Left work to go fishing. Repeatedly. What is the most humiliating thing you have ever done for money? Probably accepting a minimum wage job while I was in high school. What is the most humiliating thing you would ever do for money? Honestly, I wouldn't debase myself for money. If you could travel back in time, what historical event would you like to witness “live” and why? I'm thinking that witnessing Genghis Khan pillaging and raping would be pretty spectacular. If someone made a movie about your life, what would it be called? The Edumacator If you were a meal how would you describe yourself? Tender and flaky Have you ever gone a whole day without wearing underwear? Several in a row... What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever bought? A record club membership, it only cost 1 cent to start... If you had to kill a SW member, who would it be and why? I would have to pick a challenge, and I think Djur would be the most difficult to kill. He is also relatively close by, which allows for more plotting and spying. If you had to pick between TM or Alec, who would you pick? TM, and I'm so happy that you ask why. I find him to be interesting, intelligent and witty. [ Thursday, March 30, 2006 17:06: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ok, now where is HE??? in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 29 2006 21:47 Profile #1 I left Mertis, entered the honeycomb, and moved in a counter-clockwise direction. It took a while, but I got there with no problems. After slaughtering his archer guards I just went down to the basement and shot him. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BIG concern, need an answer ASAP in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 29 2006 09:31 Profile #1 Which answer would you prefer, and why? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The most ambitious scenario in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 27 2006 21:10 Profile #19 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: From the fact that we haven't seen High Hoper in quite some time, I think it's safe to assume that they've either: 1) Begun work on the epic already. 2) Given up and gone for something smaller. or, most likely 3) Got bored and gave up completely. I think some simple guesswork would reveal that High Hoper is an experienced designer having some fun. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mmm, Saganaki... Flaming Karma in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 26 2006 17:29 Profile #35 I recall, or am making up, that each subsequent vote is worth less than the preceding vote. Perhaps the simplest way to figure it out would be to ask the good folks that made the software?? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How much time do you spend on here a day in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 26 2006 12:08 Profile #31 quote: Originally written by Shaper Lord: Be quiet girly, wiseman is different. He's sad, yes, but different from you. I think he can keep his cool against me, unlike you. quote: + Any communication that is intended to harass, belittle, humiliate, threaten or cause embarrassment to a fellow member. Please clarify. Has Shaper Lord belittled either Nikki or Wise Man? Is the intent to humiliate or cause embarassment? Thank you. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Stuck in the Skree caves [spoiler] in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 25 2006 21:44 Profile #9 I was also blindsided by the inability to exit the Scree Caves. In my defense, I've altered some of the basic stats of weapons and other items so as to make adventuring life easier. That may have affected my ability to do things that otherwise wouldn't be possible. In particular, my Tinker's Gloves are insane, my bows shoot acid arrows, and my boots augment my strength. Never underestimate the power of properly sized footwear. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Which do you prefer? in Nethergate
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 25 2006 10:19 Profile #32 quote: As originally orated by Shaper Bored: Just be glad I'm brining some activity to a dead board. That reminds me to mix up some brine. Thanks Shaper Load, your post was helpful. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
March Chat Times in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 25 2006 09:26 Profile #6 Another Chat in which to participate is occuring today, in approximately 30 minutes. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why I'm sticking with Spiderweb! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 25 2006 09:20 Profile #1 Oh hell. I thought this was going to be some explanation of how you got caught in a spider's web and couldn't get it off. And at 60 I expect to be a heck of a lot grouchier than you, Mr Happy Man. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
erika in The Avernum Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 23 2006 23:50 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Lazarus: just a red heron This is precious. What else could possibly digest that red herring? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Periodic Table of Spiderweb in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 23 2006 17:30 Profile #32 I shall be silver. Relatively low value, pliable, shiny and a nickname for one brand of salmon. Edit - I thought about chromium, but at my age I'm not fresh out of the ocean anymore. [ Thursday, March 23, 2006 17:31: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Code for unlocking levels in SubTerra
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 23 2006 12:58 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Shaper Lord: But, yeah, you're right. I doubt anyone on the Spiderweb boards cares about me, and I've gone out of my way to make people hate me. I'll be your friend. I'll care about you. Come on over and we'll be spam buddies. Together forever. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mods lock in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 23 2006 12:16 Profile #1 I gave it a go. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
3D BoA Editor in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 23 2006 09:18 Profile #2 Also, is it located in the same folder as the regular editor? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mmm, Saganaki... Flaming Karma in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 15:10 Profile #23 Finally Drakey replies to a karma thread. Revenge is mine! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Project GFT Start! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 15:05 Profile #49 quote: Originally written by Kelandon: ... errors that are made ... on a message board on the Internet ... are generally forgivable, as long as communication remains fluid, which seems to have been the case here. In other words, just drop it. :P EDIT: By the way, does it make anyone else's eyes bleed to read the abomination, "grammer"? Kel, the whole thing makes my eyes burn. But, while the grammar police roam free this controversy will rule the Serengeti. Or something like that, if you liken the grammar police to zebras and the controversy to a pride of lions. Trust me, it's a decent enough analogy. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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