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My God can beat up your God! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 11:38 Profile #182 quote: Originally written by GremlinJoe: It is not the same god though. Allah has his origin in ancient Mecca. It does mean what you've said it means but the ancien Meccan god was supposed to be set above all others, so anyone acknowledging him would have to call him "The god" as in the only one. That is a lot of proof in itself that Allah is in fact an opponent of the Jewish god. He independantly claims soveriegnty over all things. And by different I mean if you read what the religions say about certain things found in all three. As a friend, I implore you to stop writing. It has passed the embarassing point, and now is making you seem infantile. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 11:21 Profile #112 This conversation has firmly reinforced my decision to pray only to Posideon. Quite frankly the rest of the faiths are a bit of a conceptual stretch, and with accrued benefits only payable at the time of death, and the current rate of inflation surpassing the rate of accrual, it is in my best interests now, and in the future, to demand benefits in a more timely manner. Thank you. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 10:56 Profile #103 quote: Originally written by Little Billy Sue: What I want to know is why you believe in something that you admitted makes no sense. Faith - The belief in something, absent proof. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 10:52 Profile #178 Really, any question you may have that is not directly related to Spiderweb Software has been answered on the Simpsons. Usually by Homer J. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 09:55 Profile #96 quote: Originally written by Major: quote: I am stating an opinion. I guess your opinion is wrong. quote: Creator, even in your example, you've created a rule. "God created the universe especially for me so that I can do whatever I want." The rule here is the "I can do whatever I want" part, because it establishes some form of sanctioned order, and here, one that is conveniently in the practitioner's interest. You know, I'm not interested in expanding my thought processes to include new things. Please rephrase so that what you think fits well within my realm of understanding. (Ok, I am trying to troll.) So many typos, so little time... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 06:30 Profile #87 facepalm -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 1 2006 06:09 Profile #85 quote: Originally written by Come On Pilgrim: Track 4: quote: Originally written by GremlinJoe: And by order I don't mean a part of something ordered or something that appears ordered, I mean something truly ordered. And I also mean true chaos, not something involving something as structured and orderly as fractals. This makes no sense. At all. You're going to need to define what you mean by "truly ordered" and "true chaos" -- it's not apparent. This makes no sense. At all. If you are going to repeatedly bang your head up against a brick wall, kindly don a crash helmet. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Game Cost? in The Exile Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 23:32 Profile #5 It never hurts to ask the man himself. Shoot Jeff an email (spidweb at spiderwebsoftware.com) asking him if that is possible. It is likely that he will say yes, and ask that you download the three demo copies, provide him with the three registration codes, and he will charge your card and give you the three keys. Try to remember to ask for the character editor keys as well, I forget that part. Edit- Comedy Central must have run out of programming, since Jeff is roaming the boards looking for fresh victims. Jump up and down and scream at him and he may notice this thread. [ Wednesday, May 31, 2006 23:35: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Village Idiot? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 23:08 Profile #4 TM -I realize that you don't follow the television as much as some, but it may be cleverer(er) to use the custom title of Homer J Simpson to denote the viscosity or vacuousity of the intended recipient. /signed/ your humble servant -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Game Cost? in The Exile Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 23:02 Profile #3 Shame on you Thuryl. According to the official web ordering place for Spiderweb Software, the Exile Trilogy costs $25, and the hint book set for the Trilogy costs $15. There is a shipping gratuity, and likely taxes if you live in an oppressive state. Edit - I got carried away and put a smiley in my post. I apologize and have removed the offending character. Flagellation will commence forthwith. [ Wednesday, May 31, 2006 23:04: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 22:49 Profile #74 quote: Originally written by Manual Remailer: The vast majority of mutations aren't beneficial. Actually, most have no real effect. Once in a while, though, a mutation is beneficial, or the result of many neutral mutations is beneficial. Alorael, if I may extend this line of thought. It isn't particularly unusual to mutate. What is unusual is to mutate in a manner which gives an unusual competitive reproductive advantage. The most obvious advantage would be survival to the appropriate age class. The mutation which allows digestion of blue-green algae may become useful, but is not likely to become standard human genetic material any time soon. My new opinion on religion : Don't. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Belisarius Is The World's Biggest Noob in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 22:38 Profile #23 If done properly, this could have been a poll. Question 1 - Is member # 4263 sincere or sarcastic? Yes __.No __.Question 2 - Are you an admirer of Custer? Sometimes.Always.Never.Who?Question 3 - Are you Belisarius? Dave.Three.Hot diggety dog I just love polls. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
In this topic, I celebrate my inability to shut up. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 08:47 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by Last Flowers xx: (Phew. That was normal, and unthreatening. I'm getting better!) It might be awkward if you and Aran stalked each other simultaneously. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Belisarius Is The World's Biggest Noob in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 08:31 Profile #9 All inquiries from Oregon have been from Ben, Dikiyoba, and Andrea. Edit- Nothing. Really. [ Wednesday, May 31, 2006 08:32: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Some interesting questions in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 08:15 Profile #25 quote: Originally written by GremlinJoe: I've started a number of curious topics like this, so before my curiosity drives me past insane and into comatose... Does anyone ever think or wonder about: What language their thoughts occur in? Mathematics and occasionally Line theory What color words in their head are? Deep blue. Or if there was a movie about their life, who would be the best actor to play them? Animated, Charles Bronson narrating my role -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Topic To Perhaps End Some Topics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 30 2006 21:58 Profile #19 Topic # 1 - People who leave and can't stay away. Topic # 2 - People who are told to leave and come back for more. Topic # 3 - 1337 : The mystical significance of this number. Topic # 4 - Remembering our fallen heroes. I'm sure we can make up more topics, but this one will do for a good-bye thread. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Whatchemadongle in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 30 2006 21:52 Profile #4 Well done? I've been tempted to generate a ratio of useless to useful posts, but it always gets changed. You, though, seem to err on the side of amusing when confronted with a choice. I'll end with some wise words of Bono. Mysterious ways -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ghosts of Stalin in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 30 2006 21:42 Profile #85 quote: Originally written by Ford Prefect: quote: by Indifferent Salmon: Define human nature accurately and completely, and then create a system of governance that complies with it. That's exactly where anarchy originates from. It is where quite a few systems of governance came from, originally. It is impossible to accurately define human nature for humankind, but it is always possible to have 95% accuracy with wildly disparate results. Thus the many forms of democratic government in ancient Greece. It is far, far easier to look back at failed attempts and criticize than it has ever been to imagine something that should work, and actually make it happen. Marx saw a problem (oppressive work environment and bosses) and created a solution that was actually able to be implemented. True, it failed because it overlooked a part of human nature (incessant greed), but it might have worked otherwise. Anyone catch the time that Ed clocked out this time? I showed him clocking about 24 hours ago. Also, if you're watching this, I don't have anything against you on a personal level Ed. Just don't violate the Code of Conduct and we're cool. And next time, don't put "Eddie Carr" as your real name in your profile. Note - this is in reply to a PM. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 30 2006 21:23 Profile #27 FYI - The host country is always permitted to play in the tournaments. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Undead Valley help - I'm stumped in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 30 2006 21:14 Profile #6 If you can get out of the town part of the tower, and back to the outdoors, the exit gate is to the south. Just start banging against things until you get out. Edit - Having read (not re-read) your post, I think you need to work towards getting out of the town part of the tower to the east rather than the south. Also, you can walk around on the ledge that runs along the southern corridor. It is easily accessible, but the way walls are drawn does obscure it. Again, this stuff is more visible if you use the editor to look at the scenario. [ Tuesday, May 30, 2006 21:18: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 29 2006 23:22 Profile #4 I like how you compared religions to things like pigeons and hats. Edit- Let's pretend that this was a very insightful and long post. And then it was tightened up by the editors. It's like "make-believe." [ Monday, May 29, 2006 23:23: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Peer Review Process (was Evolution Stuff (was What is Religion, exactly?)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 29 2006 22:12 Profile #2 My understanding is that "religion" is a codified belief system. The rules and such can be written down and geographically distant people can both practice the same religion if they are abiding by the same rule set. As such, athiesm and agnostism do not fall into the category of religion. Unless the rules are the definition of the words. My 2 cents. Ignore the fact that this has been marked as edited. There is no yellow Police tape. Carry on. [ Monday, May 29, 2006 23:13: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 29 2006 21:38 Profile #156 Eddie, you are my new hero. Go get'em tiger. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Undead Valley help - I'm stumped in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 29 2006 19:59 Profile #1 1) Delete the scenario. 2) Delete the compressed scenario file. 3) Repeat. Not being snide, just helpful. You will be much more satisfied if you stop now, before the real frustration begins. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ghosts of Stalin in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 29 2006 14:15 Profile #53 Maybe he was hoping for a Kelanalysis? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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