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You'd Beta Believe It... in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, June 28 2006 21:44 Profile #45 Read your email. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, June 28 2006 19:57 Profile #124 Argentina can win if they play according to the referee's guidelines. They have superior ball handling technique, and could quite easily frustrate the Germans into making poor tackles and blatant fouls. Yellows and reds could occur on the German side if the Argentines manage to contain their tempers and play honorable ball. But they must use the aggressiveness of the Germans to their favor. With a man advantage the Argentines can pass around more simply, and build the tactical advantage that creates a goal. I really hope they win, as each game after this round is a paid holiday if they are competing. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, June 28 2006 06:31 Profile #148 Does the church prefer adultery over pederasty? Ahh how the moral compass swings. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Yet another in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, June 28 2006 06:18 Profile #29 SMOKED? For several years, but not any more. GOTTEN DRUNK? Once or twice in my past. STOLEN YOUR FRIEND'S BF/GF? No. PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE? About 25 years ago. GONE SWIMMING IN A WHITE T-SHIRT? It made the other boys so jealous. BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH? Yes, all I wore was sunscreen and a hat. I was 8 months old. BEEN CHEATED ON? Yes BEEN WALKED IN ON WHILE YOU WERE DRESSING? In college frequently. Co-ed rooms and bathsrooms. BOUGHT SOMETHING WAY TOO EXPENSIVE? Yes PLAYED STRIP ANYTHING? Yes PUNCHED YOUR PLANET? In a temper tantrum, likely. GONE TO SLEEP NAKED? Frequently RAN AWAY FROM HOME? See, there were these abandoned rail tracks about a mile from the house... WORE YOUR PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC? Yes DANCED IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IN FRONT OF SOMEONE? Not in my underwear. MADE UP A FAKE IDENTITY WHEN YOU MET SOMEONE? No more fake than my real identity. BEEN IN LOVE? Gawd I hope so. GOTTEN A HICKEY? a long time ago, far, far away. SLEPT IN A BED WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX /OPPOSITE SEX? Yes. HATED THE WAY YOU LOOK? Joke, right? CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP? Not to sleep, but bed is a good place to cry over death. DONE SOMETHING YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WOULDN'T DO? That is the wonderful thing about growing up. So, yes. SUNG IN THE SHOWER? Until I got a ticket for it. BEEN TOO SCARED TO WATCH A SCARY MOVIE ALONE? No LAUGHED SO HARD THAT YOU CRIED? Yes FORGOTTEN SOMEONE'S NAME? Who are you again? CRIED OVER SOMEONE? The dead, and we prefer the term mourned SKIPPED SCHOOL? Certainly in college, and I skipped a final exam in high school. GOTTEN EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL? No. DONE DRUGS? Sure, want some? GOTTEN A TICKET? Yes GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? I've totalled two BMWs. SCREAMED IN A LIBRARY? No. ASKED SOMEONE OUT? Yes BEEN ON A PLANE? Too often. BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY? Yes PASSED OUT? A couple of times BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? Yes HAD SURGERY? No, just stitches. PLAYED AN AWESOME PRANK ON SOMEONE? Heh heh. MOCKED SOMEONE? I am Lenna, asking all these questions so I can stalk you. No. FAILED A CLASS ON PURPOSE? Yes. Actually 4 classes. SEEN A GHOST? No. CRIED IN PUBLIC? Nope. BEEN HIT BY A PLANET? I've fallen on numerous occasions. ATE DOG/CAT FOOD? I'll pass WALKED INTO A WALL AND/OR DOOR? I've dented both. Doors hurt more when hit on the narrow edge. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, June 27 2006 18:49 Profile #119 Drakey is taking great pleasure in having an opinion different from mine. I must resort, again, to the famed nyah, nyah defense. There. Today had games that were disappointing. Ghana was supposed to lose, and they did. Brasil did not look like a good team, instead a group of all-stars which played on the same field. Ronaldinho's disappointment in not getting a pass in the closing minutes was quite evident. Would it have made the game better to have a final score of 4-0? The Spain-France game ended when the referee made a bad call to award a PK to France. They scored, breaking a tie. They scored another goal due to Spain's increased offensive push and almost complete lack of defensive posture. After all, it only mattered if they scored a goal. Stage 3 Matchups (Games begin 6/30/06) Day 1 - Germany v Argentina Day 2 - England v Portugal Day 3 - Italia v Ukraine Day 4 - Brasil v France The next round will weed out the chaff that snuck into the group of eight. I see France and Ukraine leaving for sure, and the other two are too close to call. I want Argentina to win, and I want England to lose. But only because they beat Trinidad and Tobago, which is kind of a dumb reason at this point. Two day break before it resumes. Time to get some work done.... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Favorite Musical in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, June 27 2006 15:13 Profile #12 Moulin Rouge. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, June 26 2006 22:07 Profile #137 quote: Originally written by Autolepsy: I think maybe Meeksha is responding to a perceived lack of interest in Australian politics. The crap-eating neighbor isn't a reference to gay marriage specifically, it's a reference to why you need to pay attention to what's going on in the world. Or so I posit, since that's the only way I can reconcile dog crap, neighbors, and not opposing gay marriage. —Alorael, who has a strong suspicion that something is getting lost in translation. (From Italian? "Nodo" suggests so.) I should apologise for the analogy. It was mine, and it should never have been released into the wild. My neighbor has been quarantined for suspicion of un-American activities and his dogs removed to a foster care situation. Again, no dog crap was harmed in the execution of this analogy. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Your favorite video game company in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, June 26 2006 21:01 Profile #14 Colecovision. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, June 26 2006 20:39 Profile #115 I watched 80 minutes of the Australia game before I had to leave this morning. Judging from the ESPN coverage, I timed it just about perfectly. Australia played a brilliant game, but sadly the final luck went to Italy. There is nothing good to say about the Ukraine-Suisse game, except (maybe) that the officiating did not interfere. Oh, and Suisse was not scored upon during regular play in this World Cup. Go Ghana, Go Ghana, Go Ghana! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiderweb chat happening now! AIM room spidweb. IM Tyranicus86 for an invite! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, June 25 2006 19:27 Profile #3 I would rate my chances of being available as highly improbable. I might be home later though. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, June 25 2006 14:11 Profile #108 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: I thought the ref called a fine game. Where he went wrong was in losing control of the match. All of the cards were deserved, IMO. As for FIFA handing out extra suspensions, that's common procedure in all domestic leagues and in international play too - extra-hard fouls get extra-long suspensions. Hmm. :P Nyah nyah. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, June 25 2006 12:23 Profile #105 You didn't do well on the England side, which is unfortunate. The Portugal game should be a re-match, as the referee was way too involved in the game. Not only did he double-yellow players on questionable calls, but he missed obvious hand-balls and failed to award penalties when they were deserved. When American broadcasters understand and comment upon bad officiating, you know it is bad. The Dutch played well, but Portugal was the better side. It is a shame that two of their players will miss at least one match because of the bad calls. Also, it seems FIFA is awarding extra suspension days for certain fouls. The fellow that elbowed McBride (USA) and gave hime a bloody forehead will have to sit out four games. So, if that team makes it to the final game, then he can play again. Sadly, it seems the officiating is the main story of this World Cup. It's time to let the game be played. Edit - typing things other than what was intended. Bad fingers! [ Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:24: Message edited by: Freakin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The 4.5986th Chocolate of Last Week Pageant in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 20:40 Profile #3 quote: Originally spun by Dikiyoba: But there wasn't any other outcome after it split its wrapping like that in the very first round. The FDA and FCC will have to agree on a fine to cover that indecent act. That was a blatant foul and should be dealt with accordingly. Equipment failure... Bull! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The 4.5986th Chocolate of Last Week Pageant in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 19:54 Profile #1 Dude. Milk chocolate was so fake. That was not the original cocoa tally and I could have sworn I saw a dusting of chocolate dust. What was impeccable was the Tillamook Mudslide. Dear god was it good. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
10 rats.. in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 18:18 Profile #2 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: I think that if you go away, the rats will regenerate until you have enough tails to complete the quest. But Dikiyoba isn't certain. I'm certain. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How do you make scripts? in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 17:56 Profile #7 Wow. Really. Just wow. Truely necromatic. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How do you make scripts? in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 17:56 Profile #7 Wow. Really. Just wow. Truely necromatic. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Stupid Question in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 17:50 Profile #1 The 3D editor puts the x,y coordinates of the center point in the editing window, right below all the icons. checks It is the third line from the bottom in the lower right corner. Also, Kel made a special ability in that shows the coordinates in-game. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Stupid Question in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 24 2006 17:50 Profile #1 The 3D editor puts the x,y coordinates of the center point in the editing window, right below all the icons. checks It is the third line from the bottom in the lower right corner. Also, Kel made a special ability in that shows the coordinates in-game. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, June 23 2006 17:20 Profile #103 Stage 2 - The Round of Sixteen. Two matches a day, single elimination, top team in one group plays second seed in another group. Day 1 - Germany v Sweden (2-0) ........Argentina v Mexico (2-1, OT) Day 2 - England v Ecuador (1-0) ........Portugal v Dutch (1-0, referee interference) Day 3 - Italia v Australia (1-0) ........Suise v Ukraine (3-0,PK) Day 4 - Brasil v Ghana (3-0, boooo) ........Espana v France (3-0, boooo) The next stage pits the survivors of each day against each other (ie. perhaps Germany v Argentina), and then the Day 1 survivor versus the Day 3 survivor. Excepting the Dutch, the first eight teams look tough. The second eight, not so much. I'll change my prediction to Argentina beats Italia 3-1. Stage 3 Matchups (Games begin 6/30/06) Day 1 - Germany v Argentina Day 2 - England v Portugal Day 3 - Italia v Ukraine Day 4 - Brasil v France :) [ Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:50: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
You'd Beta Believe It... in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, June 23 2006 16:53 Profile #35 That would be the issue then. My singleton was placed outside the special encounter area. A solution would be to have Morley grab the lead character and start dragging/escorting him/her towards the barracks (cursing at them or praising them) for a short distance. Have the cutscene move the party, and leave them moved at the end of it. ... Or just force it with move_to_new_town(2,19,34) or teleport_party(19,34,1) in the town start state when 2,5 is set to 1. ... .. . :confused: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
You'd Beta Believe It... in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, June 23 2006 07:52 Profile #32 It was 2,5=1 in state 34, Fort Orchid. That made it very difficult to proceed, even following the given directions. Edit - Not sure what you fixed, as I only checked that line in the new file, but it hasn't changed. Has anyone else been able to finish it then? [ Friday, June 23, 2006 07:54: Message edited by: Freakin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ghana knock US out of World Cup in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 22 2006 23:02 Profile #20 The US did nothing to indicate that they are deserving of the cup. Bad luck on the PK, but still, they only scored ONE goal over the three games. That sucks, and they are gone. Hopefully (for the team) that means Bruce Arena is gone as well. His Cup record isn't, ummm, that competative. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 22 2006 22:59 Profile #110 In case it was not evident, I was replying to Ash, and hoping to receive more information about the topic. As he likely suspects, my comparison is loaded. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 22 2006 21:32 Profile #108 quote: Originally written by Hurling Frootmig: If you don't pay attention to your neighbour now, it will be too late when he sneaks upon your dog's crap suddenly one day, so you won't be able to clear it yourself. So you will be accused of, firstly, for not clearing after your dog, and secondly, for intoxicating your neighbour if something happens to him. Did I answer your question? :P :) Edit: some detalisation I was remiss in providing landscape details. I've an acre that is fully fenced, with "woods" surrounding that. My dog prefers to use the woods, so there is no policing of poop or picking up schtick. My neighbor (hypothetical) is more than welcome to wander the woods, so long as he remembers that the stuff in RotS about high places and rifles isn't fiction. Random gunfire through the course of the day serves as a reminder, don't you think? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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