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Blades of Avernum Chat in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #12
So...

Shall we just call for a AIM chat in room 'blades' next Saturday (26th)?? How about noon on the West Coast?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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It's like PMS, only with numbers. in General
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Profile #27
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Ooh! I'll help!

Better yet, Dikiyoba will help with Dikiyoba's eues closed. Now if only Dikiyoba can find the "add reply" button...

Yeah, so, what the heck is a eue, how does it close, and what is its function? If this is some "woman thing" please kindly tell me off.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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It's like PMS, only with numbers. in General
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quote:
Originally written by Sturg:

127?!!?!!

Man, if you actually tried, pretty much anyone could beat that with their eyes closed. With quality posts. Anyway.

Yeah yeah, back in the old days, uphill both ways, snow, all that crap.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Profile #486
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

No, no. Dikiyoba only takes reviews from this thread. Anything said in this thread is fair game, though.
Really?

A guy I know has a sister who's hairdresser's son's teacher knows a Geoff Vogle. At least how he spelt it. He said that she said that Geoff thought very long and hard about your "play" and has decided to sue you for copyright violations, libel, and slander.

But something may have gotten lost in translation. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Profile #483
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

The review page has been updated.

Dikiyoba.

I was genuinely surprised to not see a fabricated review by JV.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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It's like PMS, only with numbers. in General
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Why the 17th? Is that the beginning of the month in Germany?

I note also that you have created permanent links (like a golf course) to designate the monthly shame. Careful and persistant investigation reveals that March was an anomoly, and should not be used as an end-point (or beginning point) for any description of the herd mentality.

quote:
Originally written by Drakespud:

Boo!

I really should be in 8th ...


Huh. You can tell Aran where you want to fit in the statistics. But, you knew that already, right?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Drakey scares me. the Potato, however, is intriguing.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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The Beast is Rising in General
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Happy post counting.

Not gonna bother looking at the picture, but would guess that it shows something suddenly.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Spiderweb ? Metaphors For Life in General
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Profile #26
*sob*

Back in the good old days we asked for the denigrating names, and we liked them! Nowadys they are so rare that only one or two people can afford them, and their charity is suspect, at best.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Oopsie Daisy (Ver 5.5) in General
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Have you ever been thinking over some conversation that happened in the recent past and realised where you could have improved on a response, or actually made a response rather than stare, slack jawed, and nod?

That is to say, I thought of a caption. Too late of course, but a recent movie promo brought it to mind.

"Five second rule! Five Second Rule!!!"

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Blades of Avernum Chat in Blades of Avernum
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I'll not be available until after the 20th. Otherwise, I think it is a great idea.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Beta Call for Exodus in Blades of Avernum
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Thanks Kel. Yor memory was correct about the OS. I've begun, will be sending notes every few days.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Oopsie Daisy (Ver 5.5) in General
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NASA is an incredible agency. Who else would leak a picture of this much ineptitude? Again, thanks to Aran for the hosting, blame him if the picture doesn't show. Then refresh it or right-click/show picture. Pick some favorite captions, there are a nice assortment to choose from.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Some sort of re-hello to spiderweb? in General
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Huh? Why isn't WKS now known as WhatKamaSutra??

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Riddle Me This, Batman! in General
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Profile #27
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Nothing is more entertaining than watching someone flat-out refuse to believe the door trick when you understand it.
Two things. That applies to so much more than the door trick. You are highly entertaining. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Are You A Gay in General
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This deserves a serious reply.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Some Nice Weather in General
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Now someone needs to edit in a shark jumping out of the water.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Mc 'mini' Thralni:

horrible and extremely dull
Ooh Ooh! This sounds like a perfect review. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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The Abominable Photo Thread Strikes Back in General
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quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

*stabs and kills everyone who has posted so far in the topic just so they don't have to wonder whether or not they have been killed before*
That was inevitable.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sweet Tag !!!! (Ver 1.32) in General
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So....

Would this subject be a sore spot for him?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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quote:
Originally written by Scorpius:

Caption games are for unemployed women who wear sweaters with pictures of kittens on them
Grab your jumper and join in.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Just when you think that all the captions have been covered, real life sneaks up and bites you on the leg.

Squirrel gets revenge, string missing.

[ Friday, August 11, 2006 14:54: Message edited by: Spoilt Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Here's to the upcoming GF 5 and 6 ... in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Use summoning, or write a script that attachs the creatures to the caster (bodyguard.txt?). Or perhaps the scenario takes place in an area where shaping is disrupted and creations are unstable, exploding or changing or disappearing.

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Here's to the upcoming GF 5 and 6 ... in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

I'm getting tired of the plot. Maybe Jeff can do something interesting in GF5, but I would like to see something seriously different. There is a whole world where Shapers aren't known or weren't in GF1. The Sholai had't heard of them because of the ocean.

You could have a more advanced shaper going through an area where there isn't the support for learning except for combat and magic skills.

Um, this would be BoG. Which isn't in the cards for at least a year. Patience, and practice with BoA until then. There is nothing that says you can't make a Geneforge world using the BoA engine.

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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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You mean besides revealing that the ur-noob and the thing were both alter-egos of Jeff Vogel?

Prolly nothing. Everything else was good.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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