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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, July 9 2006 18:16 Profile #206 Maybe deep down, people that are opposed to gay marriage fear that the progeny of a gay couple will in fact be gay themselves. And we certainly wouldn't want more gay people running around, would we? The ramifactions are pointless and appropriately bigoted. Like Alec I am not opposed to homosexuals getting married to each other and enjoying the same priveleges enjoyed by other voting members of our free societies. Falling back into my crappy analogy, it is none of our business since it doesn't affect us. Especially Ash, and while I respect your decision to remain involate prior to seeing your firstborn, it seems that you are speaking out of turn. Let those who are married rant and rave against the injustice of other people enjoying that feeling. Or not. But it is their choice, not yours. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, July 9 2006 17:09 Profile #47 I think the bottom line is that Swanson's screwed up. They took good food and made it bad. Likely it is unpalatable, but sheer quantity and stubborness help people finish the meals. Some suggestions I've heard for making it a better breakfast include - more bacon, more calories, better bacon, proper flapjacks, a dash of salt, add some citrus, provide condiments, etc etc... We can make it bigger, better, and stronger, but due to the sheer volume of things on the plate, we are unlikely to get past frying the bacon and sausages before running out of steam. So, dipso facto, it is no longer necessary to cook or eat that much food. Just have sausages (5000 calories worth) one day, then bacon the next, and so on. Hmmm. Hungry now. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, July 9 2006 16:52 Profile #173 quote: Originally written on May 25th at 5am by MagmaDragoon: quote: Originally written by Indifferent Salmon: ...Anyone else interested in this event, or in placing their best guess for final game and score? Not really. But I am sure about a thing. Italy won't win. :o It's a shame you didn't edit this post before I found it. Congrats to your team, they played decent ball. Edit - Fingers are still tying up fishing lures instead of pounding the keyboard... [ Sunday, July 09, 2006 16:55: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, July 8 2006 13:44 Profile #6 Hmmm. I'd probably add salt. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Graphics request in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, July 7 2006 21:43 Profile #1 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: I need the following graphics for my scenario: * A dialogue picture that looks like Rupert Murdoch, only dressed up to look like a stereotypical chieftain from a savage tribe -- bone through the nose, feathered headdress, etc. If you can make a monster graphic to go along with it, that'd be great too. * A hot air balloon. I'd like at least three graphics for this: one deflated with the balloon part stuck in the branches of a tree and the basket resting on the ground, one deflated with the balloon and basket both lying on the ground, and one with the balloon fully inflated. * A giant holding a musket. Make him look as threatening as possible. Ideally, his attack animation should involve lightning bolts shooting out of the gun, and his death animation should involve a crack opening in the earth beneath him and him falling through. If anyone can supply any of these, I'd very much appreciate it. This is not a joke. You are a strange, strange manchild. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Graphics request in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, July 7 2006 21:43 Profile #1 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: I need the following graphics for my scenario: * A dialogue picture that looks like Rupert Murdoch, only dressed up to look like a stereotypical chieftain from a savage tribe -- bone through the nose, feathered headdress, etc. If you can make a monster graphic to go along with it, that'd be great too. * A hot air balloon. I'd like at least three graphics for this: one deflated with the balloon part stuck in the branches of a tree and the basket resting on the ground, one deflated with the balloon and basket both lying on the ground, and one with the balloon fully inflated. * A giant holding a musket. Make him look as threatening as possible. Ideally, his attack animation should involve lightning bolts shooting out of the gun, and his death animation should involve a crack opening in the earth beneath him and him falling through. If anyone can supply any of these, I'd very much appreciate it. This is not a joke. You are a strange, strange manchild. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Cell phone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, July 7 2006 21:30 Profile #37 It is one thing to communicate with a German national using the Internet, and English. It would be quite another to use voice. ... Not that you should be overly worried Aran, but my cousin is over in Germany for school and I asked him to stalk you. You know, as a favor. Nothing personal, but I thought it was about time to give you something real on which to base the paranoia. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 22:09 Profile #107 Thuryl looks like a muppet. On another note, did anyone yet check all the old photo threads to read the edited in conversations and pictures? Hopefully they haven't been changed back already. Alorael looks interesting, and while he is pink, he most certainly is not invisible. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Cell phone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 22:04 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Drow: quote: 2. Aran (wrong number) 3. Aran (wrong number) That's not me, I assume? I don't think I ever gave out my number... This would then be the time to formally request a graemlin that sighs and shakes its head from side to side while the eyes roll around. :rolleyes: just doesn't convey enough. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The 4.5986th Chocolate of Last Week Pageant in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 22:01 Profile #12 Has there been any preliminary organizational-type meetings for last weeks upcoming bicentennial festival? Time is getting kind of twisted up in a knot for this one, and I'd hate to have to postpone it to last year. Perhaps if someone has information they could make sure it was posted in the archives? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BoA BUGS v6.0 in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 21:56 Profile #16 A person could also just change to terrain script to something other than door.txt by first clicking on the door, and then clicking on the word "script" as it displays under the map. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BoA BUGS v6.0 in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 21:56 Profile #16 A person could also just change to terrain script to something other than door.txt by first clicking on the door, and then clicking on the word "script" as it displays under the map. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 21:31 Profile #193 Lacking any interest in the titled conversation, I yearn for more debate on the effectiveness of legislating moral codes regarding homosexuality and domestic partnerships. To contribute, it seems that gov't lacks the ability to deny the existence of homosexuality. Instead they have attempted to 1) remove the pleasure aspect, 2) isolate, and 3) embarass their electorate. Sad. On another note, is "Maimo" the affectionate for Maimonides? When did that happen, and thank you all for serving as my entertainment. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Cell phone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 20:59 Profile #13 quote: Originally written by The Worst Man Ever: WHEN DID SPIDERWEB BECOME MYSPACE Spiderweb has always been your space. Now we just make you share. :eek: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Cell phone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 20:52 Profile #12 1. 911 2. Aran (wrong number) 3. Aran (wrong number) 4. ... ... ... 1. Boss 2. Dog 3. The other Boss 4. Boss 5. Fishing buddy 6-10. More of the above. I spend about 10 hours a month on the cell phone, mostly talking about fishing or trying to go fishing. When I can't get fishing, I'll see if I can work. That usually is a mistake, as it means I'll have to work and can't fish when the opportunity suddenly arises. Because really, work is pretty low on the priority scale for me. I called the dog to apologize for having kept her locked in her kennel for 13 hours today while I was at work. Otherwise when I let her out she would have bitten me in the crotch and then peed on my quivering remains. Justly, I believe. Thus the phone call. Just trust me on this one. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, July 6 2006 20:43 Profile #387 quote: Originally written by Drow: Alorael is restored - what a relief. I'll be sure to return his sniping tool at my earliest convenience. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 5 2006 19:22 Profile #83 Nico: What kind of wedding was it? I assume that was the reception in the photo, but it seems very casual to wear a football jersey to a wedding. Edit - I was tired, so please accept the correction to the phonetic error. [ Thursday, July 06, 2006 20:25: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 5 2006 18:56 Profile #153 quote: Originally written by Oh, the pain, the pain: I hope Italy and France both lose at this point forward. That would be unprecedented in World Cup Finals. Not a great game today, Zidane played without the pizazz I've come to expect. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta Call for Exodus in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, July 4 2006 15:23 Profile #13 I would offer as well, but my reliability is nil until August, and then it becomes spotty. That it took me this long to reply to the long awaited beta-call is guide enough, dontcha think? :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Icons in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, July 2 2006 13:07 Profile #23 quote: Originally written by Elijah: quote: Originally written by i: From now on, anyone starting a Mac/PC war will be banned permanently without warning or appeal.* Isn't that a little harsh? And I have noticed no such thing on my Mac. This company makes games for both operating systems (remember it is Mac OS vs Windoze OS) and can't afford the cost of the war. People that start arguments that drive away potential customers shouldn't be allowed to participate on this sponsored forum. Pretty simple stuff, really. Also, I've never seen a winner in this war, although some like to think they have won. Meh, whatever runs the software is good enough for me. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, July 1 2006 12:07 Profile #134 To France... :eek: :eek: :eek: To Brazil... :confused: :confused: :confused: 1-0 -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, July 1 2006 08:48 Profile #133 After seeing Ricardo (Portugal) block PKs to win the game v England, I can see how Argentina lost. Superior goalkeepers will beat goal makers. Both sides, Portugal and England missed kicks or had them blocked. It was a good game, especially considering England played short for half the time. Edit - After seeing the clips from the England game, and Rooney kicking his opponent in the crotch, I can say he deserved the red and should get worse. He is a thug. [ Saturday, July 01, 2006 12:36: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, June 30 2006 17:42 Profile #130 There is no World Cup. Germany played well and certainly had a good goal to tie it. I missed the OT and PK, but was told that Argentina missed 2 kicks. How???? Italy won, 3-0, according to the radio. That means that Italy and Germany will play on July 4th. ps. I like your enthusiasm Aran. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Favorite Television Shows in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 29 2006 19:59 Profile #6 My Name is Earl. The Deadliest Catch Freaks and Geeks. Hill Street Blues Taxi... Happy Days Laugh-In (Rowan and Martin) Bonanza Ed Sullivan Show (Certainly not exclusive, although recently there has been more interesting things than television shows. Somewhat chronological, favorite is italicized.) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Best game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, June 29 2006 16:38 Profile #3 Is this where someone posts "In before the lock..."? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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