The 4.5986th Chocolate of Last Week Pageant

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All our candidates all gave us beautiful performances and now it's time for us to judge which will be crowned the winner.

My vote goes to milk chocolate for it's stunning evening wear and the delightful way it so squeakily de-lubricates one's implants.

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Dude.

Milk chocolate was so fake. That was not the original cocoa tally and I could have sworn I saw a dusting of chocolate dust.

What was impeccable was the Tillamook Mudslide. Dear god was it good.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally by Jumpin' Salmon:

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What was impeccable was the Tillamook Mudslide. Dear god was it good.
Mmmm. Seconded.

Did anyone else see the tantrum the Hershey's kiss threw after being eliminated in the second round? Things were not hugs and kisses there. But there wasn't any other outcome after it split its wrapping like that in the very first round.

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But there wasn't any other outcome after it split its wrapping like that in the very first round.
The FDA and FCC will have to agree on a fine to cover that indecent act. That was a blatant foul and should be dealt with accordingly. Equipment failure... Bull!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I'm hearing rumors that hazelnut fondants are lobbying to be included in the next competition.

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I would be careful of the Mars Bar. After the last competition, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it went one better.

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You all should know that there's only one supreme chocolate: White chocolate. All else is shael.
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White chocolate is neither. Blech.

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Since yesterday I know that ever since 3 years ago I knew that white chocolate is<connection unexpectedly terminated code 0x4e712fe9>







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be chosen.

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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

I'm hearing rumors that hazelnut fondants are lobbying to be included in the next competition.
And don't forget the creamy nougat filling of enlightenment.

(In fake cult news, apparently Google videos has a bootleg copy of the Scientology orientation video. Crazy!)
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It has mysteriously vaporized, alas.

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Has there been any preliminary organizational-type meetings for last weeks upcoming bicentennial festival? Time is getting kind of twisted up in a knot for this one, and I'd hate to have to postpone it to last year. Perhaps if someone has information they could make sure it was posted in the archives?

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I did, but it was lost in next month's big board crash.

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