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Major Error: Expression TOO LONG in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 15:04 Profile #16 The same, or not the same, it doesn't exactly matter. You can use the check_floor instead if the terrain will be shifting a lot. It would be simple to have a digable planet if there were 3 to 4 duplicate floors. I would still encourage terrain/floor checking over location checks. You might also be able to do things with is_stain_on_space and alternative responses ("You dig down a few feet only to find a partially decomposed elf. You quickly cover it up and vow never to speak of it again.") -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Love in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 14:55 Profile #3 I would rather see this in a poll format employing check boxes. That said; Yes, unconditional, yes, no, yes. Why on earth would you be interested in the answers from this subset of the human population? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Major Error: Expression TOO LONG in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 10:20 Profile #14 Freely admitting that I am an idiot and that this reply may come too late in the game, why the hell are you checking x,y locations??? Wouldn't it be simpler to have a digable terrain? That way, each time the "Dig with shovel" special ability is called you only have to check under each of the four (or so) characters and see if (get_terrain) matches the special type. If not, then of course the "Nothing is found" message can be displayed (or ground is too hard, too soft, farmer tries to shoot you, etc...) That's my two cents worth. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Major Error: Expression TOO LONG in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 10:20 Profile #14 Freely admitting that I am an idiot and that this reply may come too late in the game, why the hell are you checking x,y locations??? Wouldn't it be simpler to have a digable terrain? That way, each time the "Dig with shovel" special ability is called you only have to check under each of the four (or so) characters and see if (get_terrain) matches the special type. If not, then of course the "Nothing is found" message can be displayed (or ground is too hard, too soft, farmer tries to shoot you, etc...) That's my two cents worth. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Great SW Photo Captioning Contest in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 09:35 Profile #17 quote: By Thi: -------------------- Adopt a grpahic. "I'm very quotable." Your signature line needs new captioning. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just a little question in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 09:15 Profile #25 quote: Originally written by Thin Air: quote: Originally written by the Great Potato: It shows we're not to be reckoned with. Isn't this another could-care-lessism? (/pedantry) For the love of God, please don't kick the potato. Nasty temper and itchy trigger finger. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hitchhiker Media Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 08:45 Profile #8 The movie was far better than anything written by Doug Adams. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Great SW Photo Captioning Contest in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 07:58 Profile #13 Sadly, the sign over the entrance read "Love". Edit - Spell-checks, and this isn't a posting game. There appears to be no connection between consecutive posts other than a passing reference to the original (or topic shifting) post. Now Aran, go back to other stuff. Edit 2 - Grammatical eros in my edit (first). Also, signs read not said. More coffee is being made.... [ Wednesday, August 02, 2006 08:27: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just a little question in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, August 2 2006 07:53 Profile #20 Recent scientifically based studies have proven within a shadow of a doubt that self imposed absences from the messageboards can stand up in court as surrogate bannings, which act as get-out-of-jail-free cards in the case of bannings based on temporary sanity. Temporary insanity generally is punished by lifetime bannings. It was a good rant, but not really a fit. I give it a 6.3 because it was obvious your heart was not bleeding. If you don't like the review, tough cookies. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just a little question in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, August 1 2006 19:25 Profile #5 I've had two weeks of watching my extended family throw fits. It would be nice to just read about it instead. Throw the fit. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
History in the making... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, August 1 2006 06:13 Profile #42 I leave this place alone for 3 weeks and you manage to destroy the name game thread? Amazing. It may be worthwhile to leave for a longer period to see what else can get destroyed... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 22:56 Profile #96 To summarize: 9 = 7, except when pi < 2. Really, once you get a handle on it, christianity makes a whole lot of sense. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 13:39 Profile #233 Looks like I'm doing a bang-up job, huh Alec? ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 13:30 Profile #29 The lack of congratulations for my bottom of page 1 post lends credence to its contents. I'll just say right here that my general spamminess in this (and other) threads over the past several days, while clearly and indication of my overall character, is also a reflection of my upcoming absence from the forums. You have until August to relax and post freely. :eek: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 13:20 Profile #200 On a similar note, why on earth did ultimate fighting create a set of rules? Now there is a nitch for real ultimate fighting where eye gouging and crotch stomping are allowed. Mooney is ready, are you? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 10:32 Profile #24 Our deadly goatsucker forum participant would do well to realize that posts timed to hit the bottom of a page are usually read fewer times than those at the top of the page. Excuse me, I think I just saw my sanity. Gotta go try to catch it. :rolleyes: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 10:17 Profile #230 quote: Originally written by Paul the second: you have no respect for people like me. While I have my suspicions (about you), this certainly isn't the forum in which to discuss them. For the record, almost everyone is bigoted to some extent. It is a happenstance of culture, nurturing, and economic status. I know where I am bigoted, and consciously control it so that I don't come across as some babbling psychotic every time I open my yap. How am I doing? :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 09:12 Profile #18 Tap, tap, tap Anyone seen the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie yet? Welcoming newcomers with both the sanity issue and the announced shifting topic problem may be a little overwhelming. @Aran - how many registered, non-duplicate forum members post more than 5 times, and more than once? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Off the top of your head in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 08:31 Profile #59 quote: Originally written by Stugri-La: But, of course, such efforts hardly fall in the category of "white people music," do they? Of course, Paul was white, but most of his compatriots on those albums weren't. World music is, by definition, music for and by people of all colors. I'm not terribly well versed in the world music scene, so I'll stop here. I suppose our disagreement boils down to our differing appreciation of genres. I enjoy practically every genre which emerged up until the dawn of the seventies: blues, folk (American and especially British), rock 'n' roll, soul, all the various sorts of psychedelia, country-rock, progressive rock, and funk. I happen not to much care for any of the genres that originated later. You must have meant music composed/performed by white people, right? Otherwise I have a hard time swallowing that music such as that found on Graceland is primarily enjoyed by people other than Caucasian. I can appreciate that you have your own group of musical styles that you enjoy. I think that we are all like that. It just seems rather elitist of you to point out that only those styles you don't like are those sames ones that lack style, substance, or originality. But, it is that attitude that endears you. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 21:01 Profile #4 Watch out for the moldy tortoises. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 20:56 Profile #196 quote: Originally written by Lazarus.: quote: Originally written by Oh, the pain, the pain: Yes basketball. Thuggery incorporated. Where not only do the players fight with each other they climb into the stands to attack the paying customers, those who provide them with their paychecks. Where gangsta is alive and well as the players surround themselves with their posse, and freely associate with the criminal element. Perhaps that is why basketball is marginalized in the rest of the world. Thank-you America for another corporate product devoid of artistry and elegance. Ahhhhh soccer, the sport where fans chant racial slurs at their own star players, so often that said players threaten to leave the field. Thank you rest of world. The fact is all sports have their low moments. There are players in soccer that act like thugs just as there are Ron Artests in America. There are fans for both soccer and American sports that get rowdy and behave inappropriately. There are racists in all sports. You can't categorize a sport by one incident, or one person or group. Huh. I find it more enjoyable when all hell breaks loose is a match. Hockey was great until they took away the fighting. Baseball brawls, chair throwing in basketball, panty raids in football. They are all staples of my American diet of sports, sports trivia, and old sports. Don't marginalize them by saying they are inappropriate, accept that that is what the world is about. People are just not nice. It ain't in us. If that wasn't the case, you wouldn't find all the current "problems" in the world. It's just life, snafu. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 20:29 Profile #225 quote: Originally written by The Worst Man Ever: If you want to live in a society that doesn't tolerate homosexuality, I'm sure we can get a collection started to buy you a ticket to Saudi Arabia. Dealing with your nonsense wasn't worth the 10 minutes it took. Please don't bother sending more. Thank you! While the current US supported, terrorist coddling regime may not condone homosexuality, Islam itself doesn't care to render any opinion on sexual orientation. Sexual acts, including anal intercourse, that are traditionally viewed as the primary means of homosexual sexual expression are viewed as major sins. Paul, you bore. Your rhetoric is tired and old, filled with the same bigotry that fueled Nazism. Please, by all means express yourself. There are forums out there that would react quite nicely to the vitriol you spread. A software manufacturer's game forum is likely not going to be that place. Reference -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Worst game possible: First round in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, July 10 2006 11:30 Profile #20 The worst game [b]must[/i] be sequel to several truly great games. Maximize anticipation, and deliver frustrating dreck. Plus most of what all was said after this post. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Feature Length Animation Films in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, July 10 2006 10:51 Profile #5 Aardman rules. Apologies for the link source, but there has been a lack from there lately. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta check on aisle three in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, July 9 2006 18:51 Profile #31 Beta testing communication has been sidelined to the BoAC testing forum. Or whatever it is called. I look for it here. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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