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Because it's been forever since the last one in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, September 10 2006 14:24 Profile #46 Just to catch up on the latest, does the confluence of account 391 changing hands and Kelandon's status mean anything? I'm not that big on gossip, except for inflated untruths, but I can't help but notice that Mar has been missing for a while now. What gives? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Because it's been forever since the last one in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, September 10 2006 11:38 Profile #41 Age: Older than y'all Height: Over 6 ft. Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: White, Hazel, Black. Red at night. Do you ... Have a tattoo? no Have any peircings? no Have a bf/gf? and more Like thunderstorms? yes Ever stop using the computer? Silly question. Of course. Have you/Do you have... Considered a life of crime? I've retired and am now aware of the law. Split personalities? Nope Obsessions? Some, probably. Right now... Current clothes: Jeans, T-shirt, Slippers Current mood: Tired Current music: NPR shows (All things Considered??) Current annoyance: How much harvest remains. Current thing you should be doing: Canning tomatoes. Favorite... Drink: Sparkly water Color: blue Candy: chocolate Movie: none Person to talk to: Her Do you perfer... McDonalds or Burger King? Nope Root Beer or Dr Pepper? Root Beer Sunshine or Rain? Rain Spring or Fall? Chinook or Tuna? Winter or Summer? Hunting or Salmon? Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate Lights on or Off? Either, lights are the last thing I care about at that point. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, September 7 2006 08:18 Profile #51 I'm gonna have to call you on the darts bit, because (whether or not you realize it) you are wrong. The whole WSOP craze on ESPN has created THE MOST BORING SHOW ON EARTH. Televised poker from the age when there was no camera showing the audience the hole cards. It was almost like you were playing, except that you wanted to shoot yourself because you weren't. Try to beat that one... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Contest Discussion in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, September 7 2006 06:59 Profile #58 quote: Originally written by the Great Potato: But it's true! ;) Huh. Judgement is pending. Which was your scenario? I wanna try that one too. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whassabi in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, September 7 2006 06:54 Profile #1 According to the Beatles: quote: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You think you lost your love, When I saw her yesterday. It's you she's thinking of And she told me what to say. She says she loves you And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves you And you know you should be glad. She said you hurt her so She almost lost her mind. But now she said she knows You're not the hurting kind. She says she loves you And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves you And you know you should be glad. Ooh! She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah And with a love like that You know you should be glad. Although it's up to you, I think it's only fair, Pride can hurt you, too, Apologize to her Because she loves you And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves you And you know you should be glad. Ooh! She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah And with a love like that You know you should be glad. With a love like that You know you should be glad. With a love like that, You know you sho-o-ould Be Glad! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah Ye-ah. So, be glad. [ Thursday, September 07, 2006 06:55: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Infallible Skeptic? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 19:27 Profile #2 quote: Originally written by Dintiradan: I have made mistakes in my ideology in the past. I will undoubtably continue to do so in the future. I am not infallible. I have left mistakes go uncorrected for a long time, even when other people tell me to fix them. I'd love to help, but I just can't seem to relate to any of this. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 18:07 Profile #41 quote: Originally written by Mysterious Man: Going to a baseball game is a much more entertaining experience then watching a game on TV. Isn't it odd that it is like that. I've attended pro and college football games and prefer them on television. Same with soccer. It must be all the running about on the field; it is easier to track it all on the screen. Fewer beers spilled one you as well. Hockey is borderline, with me preferring live college hockey and televised pro hockey. I think that has more to do with the stadiums than anything else. Anyhow, I'm sure Drakey will eventually admit that he is wrong, and he actually loves watching baseball (including the Little League World Series) on television. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Random Double Take of the Day in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 17:21 Profile #2 Can anyone get a .ru email address? I wanna be a pornbot star! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 16:33 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by Sturg: quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Baseball is possibly the most boring sport on TV. Arguably so for those who have little interest in it. There's a lot of walking around, flipping bats, adjusting caps, spitting on the ground, and waiting for the catcher to call the pitch. However, if you have a team you're rooting for, a player you're following, and love baseball, there's nothing that beats a good game. A double-header between Boston and New York. That beats any good game. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 06:44 Profile #23 I was excited to hear of a baseball game, played in Nebraska, that lasted 30 hours. Heartbroken to learn it was a Guiness game. Apparently some Canadians had played 25 hours in a previous game and it was the last thing that the US could take away from them. I won't be bothering to get the highlights DVD. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Please Eddie, pick up the guitar (Ver sqrt(e)) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 6 2006 06:40 Profile #0 Thirteen respondees, so perhaps pick your favorite 3? Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 29 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=SXwmvHRBWggo"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=SXwmvHRBWggo"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Redwall Released! in Blades of Exile
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 21:37 Profile #3 My copy of BoE just arrived in the mail today. Your turn. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 21:30 Profile #17 Aussie football is also good, in that there is no heavy emphasis on padding, while maintaining the extreme emphasis on mangling your opponent. That is good sport. While in poor taste, stingray wrestling is also a well thought of Australian extreme sport. But more about test cricket. Do they get to take breaks? Cuz it would be more fun to have the bowler v batter endurance contest. When the batter falls asleep at the pitch, just whack 'im in the googley! That would be good TV. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Blasphlemy!?! (Ver T) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 21:14 Profile #4 Fine, it is possible to ride a bike in snow. However it is very unlikely that over 15 people would choose the same snowy day to say "Hey! This is the perfect day to ride to a bike to school. No way will I ride a crappy warm and solid bus when I have this perfectly cold and possibly unstable twin wheeled device available to me right after I thaw out the tires enough that they become detached from that pesky permafrost." So... there! :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 21:05 Profile #15 rubs hands together with glee Actually, basketball is the most boringest sport to ever grace a television. About the only thing one might watch for is a thrown chair or punch. Everything else is the same. Dribble, travel, pass, shoot, score. Over and over and over and over. It's one of the few sports were you have to score the object ball 40-50 times to remain competative in the game. If I ever get broadcast television again, I'll look up test cricket. It sounds fun. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hellfire and Brimstone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 20:41 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: Can't a guy watch a movie? Can't you multitask? I was. This board is kinda low on the priority scale though. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I think in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, September 5 2006 15:18 Profile #9 quote: Originally written by i: Don't really watch TV all that much anymore. Too busy these days.* nods Netflix though. Gotta have some downtime. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hellfire and Brimstone in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, September 4 2006 21:42 Profile #1 Can't a guy watch a movie? Sheesh. Anyhow, thank Ishtar I checked out this thread prior to starting a new poll. That would have been wrong. Just plain old wrong. Oh, the movie? Scary Movie 4. Watch it. Funny stuff. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Can you? in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 22:00 Profile #0 Make creatures only move in one compass direction? I want to have all my creatures in group x only move to the west. If something is in their way, then try NW then SW, and if nothing is possible there, then to fidget and say "Hurry, get out of my way." I would do a cutscene, but I think it would be more fun to have the party be able to move about. They will be trying to get east. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The King is Dead (Others are as well.) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 18:48 Profile #2 Dissention within the ranks will only make Canada that much easier to annex... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
WoW in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 16:28 Profile #25 This brings up a point of philosophy which I think we would do well to explore. -------------------- WWtNSD? Synergy - "I don't get it." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Avalanche design help in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 10:53 Profile #2 Could you have the party "overhear" a conversation? That would naturally draw them closer to the secret door (opportunity for short cutscene here...) and then you could have text bubbles appear on the other side of the wall above two antagonists. Have it end with (a) one antagonist killing the other, (b) one antagonist teleporting away, or (c) both remaining to attack the party when they burst into the room. Then release the party from the grips of the cutscene as they see the secret study and are attacked. Any other way would just suck. Edit - Given the new information in the post below, your only option is (b) above. The orders would be given verbally (with the appropriate level of abuse for the muscle bound idiot) and in written form (so the idiot won't forget them, although he would need someone to read them for him) and the party could burst into the room just as the the order-giver teleports away. Muscle head attacks, and the party either ends up dead or with a handy special item note which can always be referred to if the party forgets what to do. [ Friday, September 01, 2006 11:00: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
WoW in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 10:46 Profile #20 I find it somewhat amusing that Thuryl would choose this topic in which to throw out a hook and line. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
draining effects (undead) in The Avernum Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 09:02 Profile #6 But not that kind of loving... -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Blasphlemy!?! (Ver T) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, September 1 2006 08:05 Profile #0 Belated, yes. But still the poll must be taken. Vote for the funniest (or otherwise your favorite) two captions for the self declared "unfunny" picture below. Correct answers will be rewarded accordingly. [ Friday, September 01, 2006 08:06: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 47 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=OEWxiTUXpzxN"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=OEWxiTUXpzxN"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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