The King is Dead (Others are as well.)
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Guardian
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written Friday, September 1 2006 16:17
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Well Ralph, it's time to say goodbye. For real, this time. The last fourteen years have been wild. We'll remember with fondness your taste in fine cuisine (mmm... pancakes and pie), the humour you brought to the First Ministers meetings, and... oh yeah, making us filthy rich. But it's time for you to go. Oh, it's not you, it's us. We're just not ready for your enlightened policies, such as your... erm... unorthodox methods of distributing funds to the financially challenged. There's no sense in making a long goodbye; it's best to make it a clean cut. Who knows? Next year perhaps we can celebrate your legacy somehow, maybe with autographed golf balls or something. And remember: don't think of it as 55% confidence. Think of it as 55 Proof. -------------------- [ Friday, September 08, 2006 07:40: Message edited by: Dintiradan ] Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Friday, September 1 2006 18:36
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"oh yeah, making us filthy rich." I seriously doubt Ralph put the oil in the sand. Go to hell Alberta. Just joking. I'm tired of this motherfking oil in this motherfking Province. Snakes on what plane. BTW that movie is terrible. Edit: And man WTF who's gonna know who Ralph Klein is besides the handful of Canadian? Talk about limited audience! [ Friday, September 01, 2006 18:41: Message edited by: VCH ] -------------------- The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
? Man, ? Amazing
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written Friday, September 1 2006 18:48
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Dissention within the ranks will only make Canada that much easier to annex... -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Friday, September 1 2006 19:32
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It hasn't been annexed already? I thought Bush issued an executive order to do so in the name of national security to get all those terrorists hiding up there. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Friday, September 1 2006 20:32
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Will anyone lynch me if I ask, "Uh, what's this all about?" Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Friday, September 1 2006 21:17
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*Lynches the Stew Boy* -------------------- "You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus Spiderweb Chat Room Avernum RP • Summaries • OoC • Roster Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Saturday, September 2 2006 05:06
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quote:You're thinking of the hit comedy (and I use the term lightly) "Operation Canadian Bacon", the John Candy film. That said, you guys have got one huge den of vipers sitting to the north of ya... (Dislaimer: the author does not feel any resentment, nor bear any bad will, towards the Canadian people.) Edit: Why isn't this a Elvis conspiracy thread yet? [ Saturday, September 02, 2006 05:07: Message edited by: Hairdresser On Fire ] -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Saturday, September 2 2006 08:23
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Now who will get drunk and yell at the homeless people :( -------------------- "Names is for tombstones, baby." -Mr. Big Posts: 699 | Registered: Thursday, September 20 2001 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Saturday, September 2 2006 10:00
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By VCH: quote:No, silly. He made us money with all those cutbacks, remember? quote:I had to rant somewhere... -------------------- IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD: I will not devise any scheme in which Part A consists of tricking the hero into unwittingly helping me and Part B consists of laughing at him then leaving him to his own devices. Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
Agent
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written Sunday, September 3 2006 14:33
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I have no idea who you are talking about. But all I have to say is, The **** is back. -------------------- "I am Batman". Batman. "I was Escobars guy, I was untouchable". George Jung-Blow. "Dare to disturb the Universe". The Chocolate War. There is nothing sadder Than wasted Talent. Lorenzo, A Bronx Tale. Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Monday, September 4 2006 03:05
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As it turns out, the Crocodile Hunter is also dead... :eek: -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, September 4 2006 04:44
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quote:Although not, unfortunately, by the agency of a crocodile. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
Agent
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written Monday, September 4 2006 06:53
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His death was unusual and ill-fated. He was too young to die though statistically speaking he probably should have died several times over by now. The sad thing is that stringrays usually mind their own business unless provoked. And this is the first time I have ever heard of someone being stabbed in the heart by one. -------------------- Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are. ==== Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies! ==== Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos. Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Monday, September 4 2006 07:28
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Crocodile Hunter -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Master
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written Monday, September 4 2006 08:07
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You'd have to figure it would happen sometime. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Monday, September 4 2006 08:35
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Killed by a stingray? Crikey, mate! o_O -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
Agent
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written Monday, September 4 2006 08:55
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I wonder how many people die by stingray accidents each year? :Edit: I found out. As of 1996, only 17 people have died by stingray. Thanks Wikipedia! [ Monday, September 04, 2006 09:00: Message edited by: Andraste ] -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Monday, September 4 2006 09:31
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While you were on Wikipedia, did you see if they finally agreed on whether the Stingray article should mention Irwin? The debate was... heated last I checked. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
Shaper
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written Monday, September 4 2006 10:53
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My mother told me about it this morning when she read it online. It's a real shame. I watched his shows on Animal Planet. -------------------- My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
Agent
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written Monday, September 4 2006 12:22
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Yea, the article mentiond him but it's locked now due to vandalism. -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Monday, September 4 2006 15:13
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quote:Actually I always figured Irwin for the type that you expected to die early, but you hear about when you're all old and stuff... "And today, Steve Irwin died from heart failure. He was 81 years old. In other news..." -------------------- DEMON PLAY, DEMON OUT! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Monday, September 4 2006 17:57
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Crocodile Hunter is only the second Australian to die by Stingray. And hooray for Klien. He made national politics interesting as he didn't always side with the conservatives. Biggest problem? Can't plan for the future. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Monday, September 4 2006 20:20
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I can't believe Irwin died... which is to say, I rather expected him to die in a rather unusual way, just not so soon. Something like "wrestling with an alligator at the age of 92". And now, a 'crikey' of respect and loss. Crikey. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, September 5 2006 00:34
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quote:From the way people acted, you'd have thought Steve Irwin was a politician or presidential candidate. :P -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
Shaper
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written Tuesday, September 5 2006 02:25
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He was just a very charismatic person. People around the world are fond of him. -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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