My God can beat up your God!

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Agent
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I hope that tackling this idea from a new angle might introduce new ideas and arguments to an old subject, that of religion. This can only get started when a person who feels strongly about their religion and thinks they can defend it comes along.

So, arrogant and religious person, why do you think that your religion is better than the other ones out there?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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Lifecrafter
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My god is Mohammed Ali. I'd like to see you back that one up.
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Shock Trooper
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As of now, I will be regularly worshipping Betelguese. Any takers?

God can't even make a rock he can't lift. So much for omnipotence.

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One of these words is mispelled.
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Shaper
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I don't have one. But don't think you're all big and bad just because you win by default...

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Lt. Sullust
Cogito Ergo Sum
Polaris
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Law Bringer
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My god doesn't want to beat up your god. He just wants to return to the nirvana he experienced, but he'll do what has to be done for the good of the people.

—Alorael, who worships the Lord of Light, or course. And RW, but RW already beat up your god one of these days.
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Shaper
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My god takes on many forms, and in essence is everyone/everything. I doubt your god could battle all my gods at once.
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quote:
Originally written by Miya:

My god takes on many forms, and in essence is everyone/everything. I doubt your god could battle all my gods at once.
I don't think you understand. We're talking about Mohammed Ali.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

quote:
Originally written by Miya:

My god takes on many forms, and in essence is everyone/everything. I doubt your god could battle all my gods at once.
I don't think you understand. We're talking about Mohammed Ali.

Doesn’t Mohammed Ali fit into the category of everyone? :P
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Infiltrator
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Chuck Norris could kick Mohammed Ali's ass.

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"As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein
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Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by When Kangaroos Snorkel:

Chuck Norris could kick Mohammed Ali's ass.
And Jack Bauer could kick Chucky's ass.

EDIT: My gods are Steven King, Douglas Adams, and Dan Brown.

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Polaris
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Law Bringer
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Then I believe in one part of your trinity, namely the one who thought "forty-two" was a neat idea. :P

I don't have time to explain my entire pantheon (which is quite sizable), but the greatest of them coined the phrase "Elen sila lumenn omentielvo" while the second greatest is responsible for "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".

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Warrior
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Everything in the universe can be explained by randomly pulling Scrabble tiles out of a bag.

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Polaris
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Please define the word beat as it applies to the God v. God phrase.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

My god is Mohammed Ali. I'd like to see you back that one up.
Instant conversion.

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*eh hem*

You're all pawns of Jeff Vogel. Now silence your blasphemous keyboards and return to your duties, weaklings.

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Law Bringer
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I have no god. Thus, your god has no opponent, and can neither win nor lose. Thus, the match is postponed.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

I have no god. Thus, your god has no opponent, and can neither win nor lose. Thus, the match is postponed.
Thus allowing everyone else's gods to go straight for you. I'm sure you will die a horrible death at the hands of Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, Mohammad Ali, and numerous other gods/deities

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Polaris
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quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

I'm sure you will die a horrible death at the hands of Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, Mohammad Ali, and numerous other gods/deities
Sorry, sonny, but I won't be dragged into the match by your lubed rhetoric this time.

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Agent
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My personal God is someone called JV... :P

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Guardian
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Bob Ross.

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DEMON PLAY,
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Agent
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I think from the outset this topic was destined to either turn into a spamfest or a flamefest. Former wins.

Odd how it's at its creation that I turn up. Damn spamdar! :P
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We all know what will happen if I sit here and tell everyone a specific person involved in world war II could kick their gods asses.

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I am an idiot.
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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by d3m0n5L4y3r:

Bob Ross.
*saw his sig* He is who will give you revenge? :P

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Infiltrator
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Has anyone seen the Bob Ross episode of Boondocks?

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"As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein
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Law Bringer
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Eru, Azathoth (& Company), and Bob make a decent pantheon, but I'd expect a little more respect for Ascai.

—Alorael, who finds it somewhat ironic that the people most likely to use the name Ascai on these forums are the people least likely to know that Ascai exists. And this is inspiring...
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