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Shock Trooper
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I'm sorry, Betelgeuse appears to have been allegedly created by many of your gods. Instead, I'm going to just use Hermes and run away.

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Electric Sheep One
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Wait, Betelgeuse the star? There are bigger ones. Or are there other Betelgeuses I should know about?

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There's the Betelgeuse in the movie...

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It is quite clear that this topic was created to honor the god of spam. Every post in this thread is an offering to the god of spam. It can even pick up offerings under the guise of other gods. Therefore, the god of spam wins.

Dikiyoba.
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Because he created Chuck Norris.

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quote:
Originally written by Yours Sincerely, The Boogyman.:

We all know what will happen if I sit here and tell everyone a specific person involved in world war II could kick their gods asses.
I should gouge out your eyes and piss in the sockets, you miserable nazi lapdog.

You are beneath the contempt of insects.

[ Thursday, May 18, 2006 17:56: Message edited by: The Worst Man Ever ]
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Can't we just ignore him whenever he tries this sort of stuff?

Dikiyoba.
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Agent
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He might've just been referring to Orwell.
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I think life is a joke and should be treated as such, like sailing on a raft to hell, but having as much fun, etc. as you can along the way.

The only gods I 'worship' is myself and my subconcious. I think this makes sense, as the subconcious has a lot of powers which would by most people be considered only usually posessed by someone rather omnipotent.

[ Friday, May 19, 2006 21:36: Message edited by: UA ]

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Shaper
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RW cannot be beaten. Cannot.

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Shock Trooper
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My god is me. So yeah, yours could probably beat mine up. Although I think that Mohammad Ali might be a bit of a shaky choice.
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Master
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I am God. Now bend down and beg for mercy.

:P

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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Well let’s see...
My god sent his own son to hell, for a day or two at least.
Mohammed married a kid, but that was normal at the time, right?

My god drowned a bunch of Egyptians and caused hell on earth down there with locust and blood and what have you.
Mohammed killed a bunch of people in various wars and stuff like that.

And while this stuff was going on Buddha was chilling and taking it easy hanging out with his two thousand demigod buddies. And Xenu was flying airliners into volcanoes or whatever.

I'm inclined to say that Buddha wins because he's a calm dude, but since I believe in The Jesus I have to say him. I mean, walking on water can be pretty useful eh? :D

Edit: Slight derail (ok, total derail), but coming from the somethingawful.com forums where catchpharses die quicker than the rate of lawsuits from Jack Thompson, it's weird seeing the Chuck Norris thing going on here...
Edit2: And sorry if this came of as a "lol islam sucks hurrr" post, I'm not trying to troll or anything.

[ Saturday, May 20, 2006 15:20: Message edited by: StD ]

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You damned fool. Mahomet isn't a god, and never claimed to be. (Of course, neither did jesus, but let's conveniently set that aside.) His god is yours.

And PS- You clearly have no goddamned idea what you're talking about with regards to Buddhism.

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Infiltrator
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quote:
Originally written by Keto-san:

You damned fool. Mahomet isn't a god, and never claimed to be. (Of course, neither did jesus, but let's conveniently set that aside.) His god is yours.

And PS- You clearly have no goddamned idea what you're talking about with regards to Buddhism.

Oh I know, but this topic wasn't entirely serious in the first place eh. :P
And that's correct, I have no idea what I'm talking about in regards to Buddhism, our religion classes conviniently teached us about Islam and chrstianity, and almost nothing about Buddhism.

[ Saturday, May 20, 2006 15:23: Message edited by: StD ]

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by StD:

Edit: Slight derail (ok, total derail), but coming from the somethingawful.com forums where catchpharses die quicker than the rate of lawsuits from Jack Thompson, it's weird seeing the Chuck Norris thing going on here...
It's a cultural thing also, not just an internet thing.

By the way, I think your post in this thread is the only one that I wish wasn't serious.

EDIT: Simultaneous post. Disregard above sentence.

[ Saturday, May 20, 2006 15:23: Message edited by: Mexican Revolt 06 ]

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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quote:
Originally written by Keto-san:

(Of course, neither did jesus, but let's conveniently set that aside.)
He didn't?

Edit: fixed the hyperlink.
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[ Sunday, May 21, 2006 16:41: Message edited by: Lenar Research Facilites ]

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All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
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Warrior
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"And God said 'Throwith the Holy hand grenade and blow thyn enemies to bits in mine mercy'"

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quote:
Originally written by Lenar Research Facilites:

He didn't?
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If you accept the bible as the infallible word of god, then naturally, citing the bible will prove the bible.

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One has to cite the bible to prove he said it or he didn't say it. You made a false assumption and he logically disproved it. Now you're trying to pass it off as the rantings of a fundie christian.

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I think the point TM was making was that Jesus has been so mythologised that it's impossible to take any account of something he said or did at face value. It'd hardly be historically unprecedented for a public figure to be co-opted by someone else; we know, for example, that Plato put words in Socrates' mouth all the time.

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Electric Sheep One
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Stating that Julius Caesar never said "The die is cast!" would be an awkward way to observe that we have inadequate evidence for any details in the life of Caesar. If that was the point, it's a standard observation that can be simply put. Let's leave revelation by shocking indirections to the Zen masters.

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I'd think you'd know TM better than that by now.

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Ok, fine. How's this, then? TM, please provide proof that Jesus never was and never claimed to be a god.

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Shock Trooper
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Infernal666Hate: Please provide proof that Richard de Normandie (974-1026) never did, or claimed to have eaten potatoes.
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