My God can beat up your God!
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Agent
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 15:22
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I hope that tackling this idea from a new angle might introduce new ideas and arguments to an old subject, that of religion. This can only get started when a person who feels strongly about their religion and thinks they can defend it comes along. So, arrogant and religious person, why do you think that your religion is better than the other ones out there? <small>[ June 04, 2006, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ]</small> [ Sunday, June 04, 2006 15:05: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 15:46
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My god is Mohammed Ali. I'd like to see you back that one up. Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 16:31
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As of now, I will be regularly worshipping Betelguese. Any takers? God can't even make a rock he can't lift. So much for omnipotence. -------------------- One of these words is mispelled. Posts: 284 | Registered: Tuesday, January 31 2006 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 16:33
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I don't have one. But don't think you're all big and bad just because you win by default... -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 16:46
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My god doesn't want to beat up your god. He just wants to return to the nirvana he experienced, but he'll do what has to be done for the good of the people. —Alorael, who worships the Lord of Light, or course. And RW, but RW already beat up your god one of these days. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 17:19
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My god takes on many forms, and in essence is everyone/everything. I doubt your god could battle all my gods at once. Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 17:20
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quote:I don't think you understand. We're talking about Mohammed Ali. Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 17:24
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quote:Doesn’t Mohammed Ali fit into the category of everyone? :P Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 18:48
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Chuck Norris could kick Mohammed Ali's ass. -------------------- "As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein -------------------- Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 18:54
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quote:And Jack Bauer could kick Chucky's ass. EDIT: My gods are Steven King, Douglas Adams, and Dan Brown. [ Wednesday, May 17, 2006 18:58: Message edited by: Mr.Bookworm ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 193 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 19:32
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Then I believe in one part of your trinity, namely the one who thought "forty-two" was a neat idea. :P I don't have time to explain my entire pantheon (which is quite sizable), but the greatest of them coined the phrase "Elen sila lumenn omentielvo" while the second greatest is responsible for "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 19:59
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Everything in the universe can be explained by randomly pulling Scrabble tiles out of a bag. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 193 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 20:25
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Please define the word beat as it applies to the God v. God phrase. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 20:31
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quote:Instant conversion. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Veteran*
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 20:39
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*eh hem* You're all pawns of Jeff Vogel. Now silence your blasphemous keyboards and return to your duties, weaklings. [ Wednesday, May 17, 2006 20:41: Message edited by: Mysterious Man ] Posts: 455 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 20:42
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I have no god. Thus, your god has no opponent, and can neither win nor lose. Thus, the match is postponed. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 21:04
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quote:Thus allowing everyone else's gods to go straight for you. I'm sure you will die a horrible death at the hands of Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, Mohammad Ali, and numerous other gods/deities -------------------- Polaris Posts: 193 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, May 17 2006 21:09
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quote:Sorry, sonny, but I won't be dragged into the match by your lubed rhetoric this time. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 02:57
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My personal God is someone called JV... :P -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 03:20
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Bob Ross. -------------------- DEMON PLAY, DEMON OUT! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 03:41
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I think from the outset this topic was destined to either turn into a spamfest or a flamefest. Former wins. Odd how it's at its creation that I turn up. Damn spamdar! :P Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 07:04
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We all know what will happen if I sit here and tell everyone a specific person involved in world war II could kick their gods asses. -------------------- I am an idiot. Posts: 775 | Registered: Friday, October 11 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 08:22
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quote:*saw his sig* He is who will give you revenge? :P -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 08:27
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Has anyone seen the Bob Ross episode of Boondocks? -------------------- "As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein -------------------- Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 08:37
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Eru, Azathoth (& Company), and Bob make a decent pantheon, but I'd expect a little more respect for Ascai. —Alorael, who finds it somewhat ironic that the people most likely to use the name Ascai on these forums are the people least likely to know that Ascai exists. And this is inspiring... Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |