Profile for Yatta
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| Displayed name | Yatta |
| Member number | 798 |
| Title | Agent |
| Postcount | 1046 |
| Homepage | http://Desperance.net |
| Registered | Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 15:20
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Why didn't JFK JR take a shower the day he died? He was going to wash up on shore. "Hey JFK SR, how's the hole in your head".Former President Nixion. How do you see the entire French Navy at Sea? Look trough the solo French glass bottom ship. "I would rather have a Nazi infront of me than the entire French Army inback of me". General Patton. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 14:49
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Hello Lost Hope. I am a very wise and kind person. But do not accept the lies about me. Anyway use proper grammer, and before you maker a political subject you do not know much about, "Study It". -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 6 2003 15:35
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I consider ADOS and Pat my friends. I don't know what his name is now. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 6 2003 12:49
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Hmm, I am a big fan of the Perfect Strangers theme song. I hope someone knows what Perfect Strangers was besides me. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 16:57
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No offense but you people really need a hobby. But theres nothing wrong with that. John Walker Lynn needed a hobby and found one. So be good little liberals and join a Opressive Regime. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 16:52
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Well I was just listening to my fathers ignorant biosed belifs for a half an hour. But when I heard Mr. X theory that Mother Theresa was a demented person I see why he's so conservative. How dare you call a soon to be Saint a demented person. You are a biosed ignorant Devile Worshiping bastard Mr X. I hope God strikes you dead with a lightning bolt. Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 14:47
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I'm sorry but Easter and Christmass should be sacred. Whoever said that Christmass and Easter shouldn't be sacred probily hated Mother Theresa. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 16:03
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In a Society like Thomas Mores Uthopia there would be no taxes. But our modern world is by far not Thomas Mores Uthopia. So pay pay pay kids, and when you die you still have to pay To burry your body. So in life we pay and in death we pay, Either way you look at it you loose. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 15:49
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I hate capitalism some times. I don't like the way corparations turn something sacred like Easter and Christmass into a product. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 25 2003 17:42
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I agree with you IDavid. Capitalism has seared away The Christian cultore. But the commercialization of Christmass and Easter is just another example of a cultore selling out to Time Square. I just wonnder why Europeon Christians have seemed to loose there cultore over the years and other cultores haven't. There are a great number of African Americans who light candles at Qoundsa, alot of Jews who still sing hyms at Synagogs on passover, and alot of Musliums who fast at Ramadam. But how many catholics and Anglicans still cook a leg of Lamb at easter. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 16:22
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quote:I have never heard of a interdimensional Vortex. I understand Inter means among, dimensional means space, and vortex mean a whoorl pool. So you must be refering to a whoorl pool among space. Tell me do you even know if these things are actuall words.Perhaps you make these things up with your fertile mind. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 16:10
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Congraduations X, and may you enjoy many posts to come. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, April 20 2003 17:20
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To me Palm Sunday is the anniversity of the day Jessus Christ rode into Jerusilum and a few days later would die. I have a fasination with the end of the Gospel. To me the Gospel is a really good story and a very interesting biography. I personally feel that the Gospel is the greates book ever written. To me it's a tale of loyalty, betrayal, decite and love. It's moral is basically to know who your friends are and to know who your enemys are. It's a very easy thing to get your friends and enemys confussed. I have had friends who betrayed me and turned out to be my enemys. But Jessus knew who is betrayer was, thats why I respect Jessus so much. He knew who was his enemy and who was his friend. I wish I could be more like Jessus in knowing who my friends and enemys are. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, April 20 2003 16:46
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I just ate immense amount of food. Tell me Sir David, is glutiny a vile sin? -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, April 20 2003 11:43
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For the Christian Spiderwebers, Happy Easter. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, April 3 2003 13:31
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JF. I'm getting so confussed. NightMan. Let's just go to Costa Rica. Jf and NightMan leave the RP and go to Costa Rica. [ Thursday, April 03, 2003 13:32: Message edited by: JF ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 30 2003 15:17
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How did he screw over Steve Jobbs? -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 29 2003 16:14
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JF. Who is the Pepsi guy who screwed over Steve Jobbs? -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, March 27 2003 15:40
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Okay if where in the 80's Sir David, ADOS, VWM, and I can not be alive. but I'll play this ill-logical game. JF Finds himself twenty years younger and in the prime of his life. JF. Well I'm in the prime of my life in my favorite decade, I know what I'll do. JF buys 49 shares of Microsoft and becomes a unfamous and not so rich Bill Gates partner. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, March 13 2003 15:07
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JF. Nightman what is going on here? Nightman. All I understand is where in Ireland. Let's just go see the Irish Version of "The Rocky Horror Pictore Show". I have front row tickets. JF. Let's see, stay here and do nothing or go see a Irish drag act. I choose the drag act. Nightman and JF go see the pictore show. After the show Ends Nightman and JF return back to the bus. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 12 2003 14:31
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Vampire JF crawls out of the hole he was chased into when the cost was clear. JF.Fools, at first I was just going to bite ADOS and put him under my control. But now the've really pissed me off, so I will destroy all of them. Suddenly JF sees a park and a old lady sitting on a bench. JF sits down next to the old lady named Lucy. Lucy. You're a nice looking boy, I think I'll try to hook my grandaughter up with you. It gets me so angry to see how the kids today dress. Vampire JF. I am a Vampire, don't you notice my fangs and scary black cape. Lucy. In my day Vampirs use to have long sharp nails and red eyes. Vampire JF. I'm new at this, I was only bitten a few hours ago. Lucy. I know a very nice Vampire just like you. Vampire JF. I'm not a nice Vampire, I'm the bad guy. Count Dracula appears. The Count. You really think I'd make you a full Vampire. You're only a Semi Vampire. Vampire JF. I think I will try to get back on the bus with ADOS. JF runs back to the bus and begs ADOS to let him back on the bus. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 11 2003 16:49
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JF comes out of a casket in a old Irish tomb. Candles are lit all around the casket. JF rises from the Casket. JF. Now I am powerfull and filled with Evile. JF appears in a pub with ADOS and a few otther Spiderweb members. ADOS. How am I going to get our bus home? JF.I know how, just come a little closer. JF puts his fangs around ADOS neck and gets ready to bite it. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 8 2003 19:20
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JF. Okay where are we, I loose track of time and place when I'm getting drunk at a bar. JF realizes he isn't tall. JF. Hmm, when I was younger I thought I was extreamly tall, but I ended up as a short kid who can't score. Then a bat flew in and turned into a Vampire. It was Count Dracular. Count Dracular. Let me bite you and you will become inhuman. JF. Now I can have power, yes, please, bite me. Count Dracular bites JF. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 7 2003 14:05
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JF is still in the bar with the shady Execs. Shady Exec. I understand you are on a bus. Can we come with you. JF. Ahh no shady Execs aren't alowed Shady Exec. Boys, let's help JF bend the laws. JF runs out of the pub. He goes to a bag lady. JF. Help, shady Execs are chasing me. Bag Lady. Hide under that piece of wood. JF hides under the piece of wood. Shady Execs pass by. JF. Now, back to the bus. But let's see if I can score a few chics. JF finds himself on a beach. Hot Chick comes up to him. Hot Chick. I'm sorry but your really grose, please leave the Beach. JF. That's the second time on this RPG. JF goes back to the bus, he finds Irish cofee and get's drunk on the Whisky, and jacked on the cofee. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 12:49
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JF goes to the Silicon Valley to meet his Characters. JF. Hello. Character. So you want to see our world, let me show it to you. JF finds himself in a pub surronded by shady Executives. Shady Executive. Hey Luie, let's make the judge a offer he can't refuse. JF. Nothing good can come of this. Shad Exec. So let send our thugs down to shake a few people. That means to Extort in shady exec language. JF. What have I created. Shady Exec. We are shady Execs, on the boarder line of Extortinists. JF. Yay. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
