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Infiltrator
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written Friday, May 2 2003 13:39
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Bah, I only like communism and maoism for the art they produced. Quite styley. I think Mao was quite wrongheaded about a lot of things, and modern-day maoists are insufferable. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, May 2 2003 15:18
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Uh... yeah. Sorry, I didn't know that about pics. In that case, go crazy. I don't spend enough time on the internet to know where to get good pics to join in. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Friday, May 2 2003 15:25
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Mao tried to take Marxist theory and apply it to a predominantly agricultural economy. How anyone with even a cursory knowledge of Communist economic theory can think of this as a good idea is beyond me. -------------------- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Friday, May 2 2003 16:55
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Lenin did the same thing, actually. So did every other Communist who got anywhere. Ironically enough, only in such countries is a communist revolution feasible. In all modern and developed societies where it WOULD work, the proletariat is always deluded into thinking a system where one can buy enough to feed ten thousand while ten thousand go hungry at night "works". -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, May 3 2003 09:38
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It's the American dream. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Saturday, May 3 2003 14:51
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Yeah, we love starving people. Don't be a fool. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, May 3 2003 17:23
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It's not the American dream, just the American reality because the dream is out of reach for a disproportionate section of the population. ?Alorael, who doesn't see anything wrong with life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Or even a chicken in every pot and a car in every backyard, although a vegetarian stir-fry and a bicycle would be better. It's only the execution of those ideals that causes problems. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, May 3 2003 17:45
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Isn' ad homenism great? -------------------- I've spent over $100 on Spidweb games, to date. And I've lost every one of them! Except BoE, which is on a disk, thankfully... Posts: 259 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Saturday, May 3 2003 21:35
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ahh he has returned Woah. Talk about blast from the past. -------------------- Rate My Scenarios! Streila Spies Unbalanced Accounts Inn of Blades Echoes Echoes: Assault Echoes: Black Horse Echoes: Pawns Bandits Echoes: Combat/Skirmish Two Strands Bandits II: Ballad of the Red Star Roses of Reckoning (BoE) Corporeus The Claim Roses of Reckoning (BoA) Nebulous Times Hence Emerald Mountain Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 10:42
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So, just the politics. Run out of jokes then? Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 12:05
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 never. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 16:12
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WTH?? Oh yeah, and  -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 19:19
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Yeah, separation of church and state and deism really strike me as "right-wing".  -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Monday, May 5 2003 03:29
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Hahaha? Funny? The founding fathers could have hardly imagined what the implications of their actions that day would set forth, and neither you nor I can predict how the constitution would be different if the results could be viewed ahead of time. Claiming that the founding fathers are therefore contributors to our massively right-wing society is a view that doesn't give them nearly enough credit. -------------------- Rate My Scenarios! Streila Spies Unbalanced Accounts Inn of Blades Echoes Echoes: Assault Echoes: Black Horse Echoes: Pawns Bandits Echoes: Combat/Skirmish Two Strands Bandits II: Ballad of the Red Star Roses of Reckoning (BoE) Corporeus The Claim Roses of Reckoning (BoA) Nebulous Times Hence Emerald Mountain Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 5 2003 04:34
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I hear the US constitution was based on the Iroqious one. Henry Lewis Morgan told me, for what it's worth..... Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, May 5 2003 13:23
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The US Constitution was based on many things, but I have also heard that the Iroquois constitution, or central set of laws, or whatever their name for it was. ?Alorael, who would guess that this influence is often made to seem larger than it was for diversity reasons. The Founding Fathers were visionaries, but they didn't really believe that the Native Americans were equal to those of European descent. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Monday, May 5 2003 14:22
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Well, it was partially based on it, anyway... And by the way, bbl... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Monday, May 5 2003 14:37
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Four people are in an airplane; Bill Gates, the Dahli Llama, a hippy, and the pope. The pilot rushes out and screams "The plane is on fire and crashing! We only have four parachutes! Fortunately, I have one of them." He jumps out. The pope says "The world needs religious leaders like me!" and jumps out. Gates follows, saying "The world also needs smart men like me!" The Dahlia Llama says to the hippy "I've had a fulfilling life; take the last parachute." The hippy says "Not to worry, pops. There are 2 chutes left. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack." And my favorite of all time: Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought, 'that rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.' The fat lady thought, 'that dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.' Bill Clinton thought, 'George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.' George Bush thought, 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again.' -------------------- H-E-L-P. I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something. Posts: 87 | Registered: Sunday, April 13 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 10:25
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   LOLsorry i cant say anything better, I'm still laughing...  -------------------- click: Necromanser Title: Necromancer ^ is for Roh Zee Kat Posts: 86 | Registered: Wednesday, May 7 2003 07:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 13:14
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I'm sorry to say this, but you suck at message boards. :/ ^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W I realized that I shouldn't spam in a message telling you not to spam, but in any case, you should try to either contribute something to the discussion (more jokes, maybe?) and not use as many of those "instant graemlins". If you overuse them, always using eight in each post, they become tired and annoying. [ Thursday, May 08, 2003 17:04: Message edited by: Imban ] Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 13:31
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Here's probably one of the worst political jokes of all times: -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 14:15
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HISSSSSS BOOOOOOOOO -------------------- desperance.net - honestly, no biting. Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 14:29
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So, what was that, a three day break for automated censorship? -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 15:11
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Christmas is coming early this year. -------------------- desperance.net - honestly, no biting. Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, May 7 2003 15:20
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Why didn't JFK JR take a shower the day he died? He was going to wash up on shore. "Hey JFK SR, how's the hole in your head".Former President Nixion. How do you see the entire French Navy at Sea? Look trough the solo French glass bottom ship. "I would rather have a Nazi infront of me than the entire French Army inback of me". General Patton. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |