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quote:
Originally posted by Vladimir Scorpius:
ef is right, Johnnyfeds. You see, on Easter, all the poor, starving people disappear into an interdimensional vortex. So you don't have to feel bad about stuffing yourself while others wither into skeletons in some diseased hellhole.

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I have never heard of a interdimensional Vortex. I understand Inter means among, dimensional means space, and vortex mean a whoorl pool. So you must be refering to a whoorl pool among space. Tell me do you even know if these things are actuall words.Perhaps you make these things up with your fertile mind.

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I don't think "interdimensional" is a real word, but it appears in science-fiction (usually bad science fiction or parodies) often enough that many people recognize it. It has almost attained the same quasi-real state as "elven."

—Alorael, who was horribly crushed when he realized that the word elven is just a mixed-up amalgamation of "elfin" and "elvish." So much fantasy... all wrong!
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Poor Alorael.

Happy Easter.

Give your extra food to poor people.

Wait, never mind, they don't exist anymore. Oh well. Stuff yourself.

And remember what Easter is about, which is not food or candy.

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Yes: Remembering forever the ultimate sacrifice made for the imperfection of man.
The Easter Bunny Died For Your Sins

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quote:
Originally posted by J'Ondule La Banniere Noire:
Yes: Remembering forever the ultimate sacrifice made for the imperfection of man.
The Easter Bunny Died For Your Sins

The Easter Bunny had better keep its paws off my sins, or there'll be trouble.

THEY'RE MINE

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The Easter bunny died slowly for my sins. Ears first. He still has feet.

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Did someone mention having chocolate Jesuses (that is the plural?) instead of chocolate eggs at Easter to remind people of its significance?

Alternatively, they could get more people into church around that time of year if the Host was chocolate-flavoured.
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Yay! Show the deep religious significance by biting the head off a chocolate Jesus!

Or maybe I have issues.

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The plural of Jesus is Jesi. Just like cactus and cacti.

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quote:
Originally posted by Vladimir Scorpius:
The plural of Jesus is Jesi. Just like cactus and cacti.
Hey! It's my job to point that out, not yours! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Oh, forget it...

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You can't make Jesuses or Jesi out of chocolate. First of all, that's sacrilegious. Second, the plastic industry already has Jesus patented.

—Alorael, who prefers consuming Easter Bunnies feet first over the course of several days. It's all part of the interrogation process to find out where their babies are so he can start breeding them, but so far none have talked.
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Chocolate Jesus lollipop:
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Alec, don't make me slap you.

Chocolate bunnies taste good. I eat them ears first, then start making little ridges in them once I get to the abdominal area so I can eat the chocolate in chunks. Braces really don't help at all.

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Christians! Select your favorite Jesus at:
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

BTW, they pluralize Jesus as Jesii (2 i's). Someone should email Merriam-Webster for a correct answer.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ooklah the Moc:
BTW, they pluralize Jesus as Jesii (2 i's). Someone should email Merriam-Webster for a correct answer.
Ah...yes...like Scorpii.

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do you believe in the tansubstansiation of the chocolate flesh? :P

edit: how do you spell it, anyway?

[ Saturday, April 26, 2003 11:34: Message edited by: Permutonominus Rex ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Permutonominus Rex:
edit: how do you spell it, anyway?
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

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quote:
Originally posted by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:
quote:
Originally posted by Vladimir Scorpius:
The plural of Jesus is Jesi. Just like cactus and cacti.
Hey! It's my job to point that out, not yours! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Oh, forget it...

Actually you are wrong, because Jusus is irregular, making the plural Jesu. :P

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quote:
Originally posted by Vladimir Scorpius:
quote:
Originally posted by Ooklah the Moc:
BTW, they pluralize Jesus as Jesii (2 i's). Someone should email Merriam-Webster for a correct answer.
Ah...yes...like Scorpii.

No, that would be Scorpiii.

[ Saturday, April 26, 2003 16:13: Message edited by: iDavid ]

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Er, is that like 'penii'? No one actually uses such words, surely?
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Penii is improper. -i is the plural form of -us, not -is.

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*sigh* It's group 3. Penes. On the (fairly safe) assumption it isn't neuter. Like postmortems should be postmortes.

For that matter, Jesus is apparently the exact same name as Joshua, just pronounced differently. It's Hebrew or Aramaic so giving it a Latin ending makes no sense.
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The Grammar Posse's silence on this is deafening.

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This is spelling, not grammar. She usually makes the distinction.

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BtI: You're wrong on that one. In Hebrew the messiah was named Joshua, in Aramaic likely Yeshua. Jesus Xrist comes from a Greek mangling of phrase meaning Joshua the Savior.
Even though Jesus spoke Aramaic and Hebrew, "Jesus" is a Greek term, and should be pluralized as such.
Sadly, I have no Greek, and can't tell you how to.

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