Profile for Yatta
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| Displayed name | Yatta |
| Member number | 798 |
| Title | Agent |
| Postcount | 1046 |
| Homepage | http://Desperance.net |
| Registered | Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, March 3 2003 15:00
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JF has no clue what is going on so eats at plannet HollyWood. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 2 2003 09:23
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JF and Nightman are in Nightman's ship. JF. Can you help my friends Nightman. Nightman. Sure. Nightman transports Ados and his friends out of MobyDicks stomach and on dry land some place. JF. Thank you. But where did you transport them? NightMan. They have to decide that. JF. Okay, can you send me with them. NightMan. Okay. Nightman transports JF out of the Ship and with ADOS. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 08:41
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Meanwhile JF was in a slummy bar room getting drunk when Nightman comes in. Nightman sitsnext to JF. JF. Why are you in Milky Way. NightMan. Well I have a girlfriend in these parts. Sadly she left me for some Martain. I should have known better than to go out with a Clingon. JF. Those no good Clingons, We should blow up the Clingon Bird of Prey. NightMann. Ha, I just set a bomb on her ship. JF. Ahh, I need to get back to my bus. Could you help me. Try to find ADOS bus. Nightman. I'll typit up. Drunk at a bar. Hey you two aren't from around her. JF. I come from the U.S and NightMan comes from a Galaxy lightyears away. Drunk. I hate tourist, kill the Tourist. NightMan and JF gets on Nightmans ship and escapes from the crazy Mob of drunks. [ Saturday, March 01, 2003 08:44: Message edited by: JF ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, February 28 2003 14:26
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Meanwhie JF sits on a bench in the Island of NightMan. A sexy blond comes up to JF. Sexy Blond. Do you remember me, I'm Megan. JF. So your a sexy blond, I'm so happy. Megan. I hate you remember. Megan walks away. JF goes into a bar room to get drunk and try to forget his sorrows. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 13:47
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JF. At a time like this I remember the words of Martin Luther in the 1500's. "Here I stand, and nothing will move me from this position". A T rex picks up JF with his teeth. JF. Except the teeth of a Trex. JF is placed in a Island near Cuba. JF looks around and see's night clubs, casinos and Hotels. Sadly JF is under the age of 21 and 18 so he trys to find a way out of this adult entertainment world, Most of the nightclubs are strip clubs and most of the hotels and casinos have strip clubs. JF. Hmm, I'll just sit here on this bench and watch the prostitutes, drunks, crossdressures and gangsta's walk around. And that's the All Capone gangsta not the Crypt gangsta, but the Crypt Gangsta's are there too. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 18:36
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ADOS is standing on the top of the bus, he then falls down. He slips down the bus and see's JF above him. He pulls out his hand and says, ADOS. JF brother, help me. JF pulls out his hand and grabs ADOS. JF. If I drop you, will you fly. JF drops ADOS to his death. As ADOS falls he see's JF laughing evily. JF. HA,HA,HA, long live the King. ADOS wakes up fromeis nightmare. He goes into JF's room with a knife. He holds the knife over JF's head. ADOS. There will be no killing on this Voyage. ADOS puts away his dagger and goes back to his room where he uneasily falls back to sleep. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 15:11
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Every one gets back in the bus. JF typs in a random number, the bus is transfered to a sea off the coast of Cape Cod. A one leged man is seen at the front of the bus. One leged man. Ahh, I am going to avenge my leg by killing the beast that ate my leg, "Moby Dick". ADOS. Well you wanted to go to the Cape Cod bay area. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 25 2003 18:07
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JF. Hmm, I think I should help. JF gets out of the Bus and talks to a French commander. JF. You do not need to solve your problems with violence, try talking it over. French Commandor. Shoot the Enemy. The French Army shoots at JF. JF goes into the bus, puts on the immune shield and was safe from the shootings. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, February 24 2003 12:48
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JF puts on the Pianno Man. JF. And Neil Diamond and Tom Petty is included in on that, and Eminems "Without Me". JF. Gets ready to put on Neil Diamonds "Girl You'll be a Woman soon". JF. That's the song from Pulp Ficton btw, but it was another band. JF. All, and we can only watch Deniro and Pacino movies. JF puts on Scare Face. [ Monday, February 24, 2003 12:55: Message edited by: JF ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, February 23 2003 08:29
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JF. Ghikra, what's Ghikra and where is it. Okay ADOS, it's time for me to take this over. JF ties up ADOS and goes to the driving seat. JF. Hmm, the Sudanie desert sounds good, I hear Elton John is playing there. JF drives to the Sadanie desert. The members of the Bus get out and see Elton John that is playing in the middle of a Desert. Elton John. "Get Back Copy Cat, You got reason, Get back Copy Cat." After the Show everyone gets back in the Bus. JF unties ADOS. They drive out of the desert. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, February 22 2003 09:42
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JF. Hi God, do you have a spot for me in Heaven. God. Ah, yea, sir We do. JF finds himself cleaning the Holy Robes. Jessus. Scrub harder you little ****, scrub harder you mother******. JF. I thought jessus was suppose to be nice. Jessus. The only ones who say that are those God Damn baptists. JF. I was happier in Hell. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, February 21 2003 18:37
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JF and ADOS escape Jason and find there Bus. ADOS and JF get back in there Bus and slowly drive out of Hell. JF, We'll never get to Cape Cod. ADOS. I'm not going to Cape Cod, I'm going to the Oil Tank in Boston. The Bus drives North to Boston. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 19 2003 17:43
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JF and ADOS walk around Hell. JF. Watch out ADOS, there is Jason. Jason chases ADOS and JF around Hell. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 19 2003 12:30
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JF. I guess this means no Cape Cod. ADOS. We are being attacked right now and all you care about is Cape Cod. JF. What should we do. Suddenly te Bus drops down a randome cliff and escapes from the planes. JF. Where are we. ADOS. Where in Hell, literally. JF and ADOS is surronded by condemed souls. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 18 2003 15:12
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Jf. I think that's the Governors house. ADOS. The Governor lives on Beakon Hill. JF. Then who's house it That? ADOS. Some random guy named Adom Smith. JF. All. Look, there is the harbor, can we pull over. ADOS, Fine. ADOS and JF look into the harbor. JF. I wonder if any ships still comes into this Harbor? ADOS. I don't know but there's a dark and scary inn near here that where going to stay tonight. ADOS and JF goes back into the Bus and rides to a dark and scary inn by Cape Cod bay. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 18 2003 12:25
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JF. Are we still in Revere ADOS? ADOS. We are in the Soth Shore, by Quincy. JF. Thanks, wake me when we hit Cape Cod. ADOS. I will. ADOS drives to the Oil tank in Dorchestor, JF wakes up. JF. ADOS, turn around and go to Cape Cod. ADOS. Do I have too? JF. Yes. ADOS, okay. ADOS turns the bus around and heads for Cape Cod. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 18 2003 10:32
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JF comes on the Bus. JF. I've been following you since Maldon Street. ADOS. I'm sorry, I should have pulled over. JF. Can I join. ADOS. Yes, just don't try to take over. JF. I wont, Are we driving around West Revere, Revere, or the hole Boston Area. ADOS, Let's just drive around Revere, Maldon, and Saugas. JF. okay. why don't we turn this into a cross country trip. ADOS. That's a good Idea, Our firt stop is that crazy desighn on that oil tank in Dorchestor. JF, ahh, I was thinking of Cape Cod. ADOS, Okay, Cape Cod it is. [ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 10:35: Message edited by: JF ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 5 2002 14:40
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Cats are not that cute. Cats are sly animals that can not be trusted. That is why I think it is a fake doll which is going to disturb the force of haterid. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 5 2002 10:30
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opposite,{I hate cats. I want to throw it in a fire and see it burn to death).opposite. [ Saturday, October 05, 2002 10:31: Message edited by: The Lord of Evil ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |