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| Displayed name | Sebald |
| Member number | 3310 |
| Title | Lifecrafter |
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| Registered | Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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| kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General | |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, October 15 2003 08:21
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quote:Meh, you can't have it all, can you. Nontheless, my quest to prove my uniqedom rages on... And yes, I know of those little strange fungi-type blobs. Were did you hear of them? Have you ever encountered one? Really interesting. Please tell me more. One might suspect I was just being sarcastic. In that case one would be wrong, however. And then again, one might suspect I'm a liar. In this case one would own more than a little bit of rightdom. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 15 2003 04:03
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quote:I couldn't assist anyone in mercy killing, no matter what. Requested or not, their blood would still stain my hands. And yes, I am probably being disturbingly selfish. And if I ever really were to kill myself I probably wouldn't write any notes. Not because I wouldn't think it's a good idea. If you really are to leave this world then I guess the least you can do is solving things up before you go. However, as the coward I am, I couldn't really plan my suicide that long. It would probably be an fast and impulsive event, some evening when I would feel I just can't take no more. If I started writing notes I would probably change my mind, anyway. [ Wednesday, October 15, 2003 08:09: Message edited by: Ironweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 15 2003 01:54
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Easy one. Demons of course. Demons of all kinds. They are just so damn cool. Or should I say hot? Well, you get the idea, anyway. What more, I also like the fyoras. Not ordinary monsters but still very nice. And they are even quite cute! Slimes - yessiree I like them! The Exile graphics have seriously changed the way I look at the world. Whenever I hear the word "slime" nowadays, I immidiately think of an emerald/mauve/ochre/amber pile of goo that is about to attack me. Thank you for this, SW! On overall, I quess you could say I like not-so-usual monsters. Sure, dragons are cool but everybody likes them. Therefore I see no point in liking them. It's part of my desperate campaign to show people how original and interesting I am, I quess.  [ Wednesday, October 15, 2003 01:55: Message edited by: Ironweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, October 14 2003 07:03
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To much knowledge to be consumed at once... *takes butcherknife and starts chopping Rosycat's topic while whistling a merry little melody* There, much better. Now, if you do it slowly and drink lots of water with it, you might actually be able to digest it. Not something I would recommend, though. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| DOES YUO THINK THAT YOU CAN RP?!? in General | |
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written Tuesday, October 14 2003 01:21
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You haven't seen real RP until you have joined a LARP. Guys bashing each other with big balloon-lookin' swords made of plastic, while throwing pebbles at each other and screaming LIGHTNINGBOLT! LIGHTNINGBOLT! And not to forget the melodrama: I am... Melchior the great and I will burn those orcs (probably a bunch of trees, preferably wild and threathening looking such) with a flick of my wrist! Oh die, you evil orcs and let my good magic purify your rotten souls! The memories... Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, October 14 2003 01:07
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Interesting topic. The average SW board user seems to be a 14-27 year old Australasian male. At least so far. Not too many people have voted yet, though. So, now we have had enquetes concerning names, homosexuality, age, gender, credit card numbers, musical tastes, home country and looks. Not the mention the "what did you eat last Tuesday" -topics. What'll it be next? PS. Come to Finland, the best country in the world (I'm being serious here, so please stop laughing already)! No earthquakes, no poisonous animals, drug- and AIDS-problems still very small! The living standard among the highest in the world and the economy aiming at the stars! Ahh Finland...I have to go out and enjoy of my country. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| The "About us" topic in General | |
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written Monday, October 13 2003 03:13
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Sure... »What is your name? Well, you can call me Patrik. Seaweed is good also, as is Saul and Ruz Ernesto. But please don't call me Tim. It could prove ugly... »What is your quest? What? You mean my existence in this world isn't enough? Sheesh...some people... »What is your favorite color/colour? Blue »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? Student »What are some books you like? I'd rather name authors. S. King, T. Williams, U. LeQuinn, T. Jansson. And many, MANY others, believe you me! »What are some movies/TV shows you like? The news (ain't I boring!) Oh, and The Simpsons »What are some computer/console games you like? Nearly all RPG. And of course Gateway, the best game in the world! Play it! That was an imperative. »What are some bands you like? RHCP, U2, Bruce Springsteen, some other rock bands, jazz bands. And even some of the more famous classical composers. NOTE: I never listen to heavy metal. Afraid I might learn to like it. »What are some songs/musical pieces you like? Since I wouldn't like to spend the rest of this afternoon writing this I will only mention some U2 songs: Numb, Electrical Storm, Summer Rain, Gone, If God would send his angels »What do you think various members look like? Probably uglier than me. But almost certainly not with an ego as big as mine, either. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Tuna and spaghetti! The quintessential student meal in Finland. »What is your age? 18 »What is your species? Sorry, if I told you this I would cause a worldwide panic and force my secret alien troops to act sooner than we have planned. Trust me, you wouldn't like it. »What sort of computer do you use? Let me ask you a question. Are you some kind of microsoft spy? »What plane are you from? The airplane »Are you male, female, or "other"? Male. I know, it's regrettable that only half of the humankind can get to enjoy of my services, but what do you do? »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? A big one so I can watch the stars as I slowly freeze to death. »When did you last brush your teeth? Your not a microsoft spy! Your my mom! »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? Are you crazy?! I thought all alligator owners know not to feed yellow things to their alligators. »To whom are all your base belong? To no other than me, myself and I »What region of the universe are you posting from? Finland. The land of a thousand lakes and about 5 million fools who tries to drown in them every midsummer. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? It's the secret formula created by Einstein to prove my superiority. How did you get it? »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? Don't know, don't care »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? no. but sometimes I wish I had a great mace that I could hit the walls with while finding myself doing stupid things. Come to think of it, I would like one right now. »Did I forget anything? No, you have now true knowledge of my life. Congratiulations! [ Monday, October 13, 2003 03:24: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 13 2003 01:30
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What??! Aleshar is completly free! Yay! Ýes, well, uuh, see ya! *runs away emitting happy little sounds* Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| Zombie Attack RP 2 in General | |
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written Sunday, October 12 2003 21:03
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IC: Eirik screamed and tried to jump backwards while drawing his shortsword, but the undeads were to fast. One of them, a big ghast, hurled itself towards him and landed on top of him, pressing him towards the ground. Eirik tried to get his sword arm free but it was in vain. The ghast clawed him, tearing apart his leather armour. Eirik thought : I knew I shouldn't have come to this town in the first place... And then suddenly the ghast was gone. Eirik blinked and looked up just in time to see it getting nailed to the wall by Lynn. The new spear she was wielding glowed slightly and he could hear the humming sound it made even as the furious ghast screamed. In moments, the ghast were dead, and Lynn jumped of to help the Crimson Guard without even looking at Eirik. Eirik stood up and looked around. There were more undeads than he even had thought possible, and they were not all zombies either. There were, apart from ghasts, also ghouls and blackhooded devas. The Crimson Guard was fighting bravely but they were horribly outnumbered. Eirik glanced at the door behind him. It would be just too simple to leave this cursed town and never look back. Then he shook his head. Lynn had saved his life, and he had a very un-mercenary feeling that there were more in life than gold and riches. He draw the bow he had dropped and nocked of an arrow which hit one of the bigger ghouls in the chest, sending it down to the floor. The Crimson Guard fought desperately and Lynn's spear whistled in the air as she struck down upon the undead as an thunderstorm. The battle had just begun. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| suicide methodes in General | |
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written Sunday, October 12 2003 04:13
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Don't commit suicide. Imagine all the nice things there are in this world! I mean, take a thing you like very much. If you commit suicide you will never more experience that again. I think that is reason enough. But who am I to judge. I don't know you or your life. Still, I cannot imagine you have nothing to live for. Good luck. *Right, and if this was some kind of joke topic, I have probably made a total fool out of myself. There you go. Enjoy.* Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| I have an intriguing question for my fellow Spidweb users in General | |
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written Sunday, October 12 2003 04:07
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It's interesting that nobody have (yet) come up with an "I hate gays"-reply. We all seem to be very liberal in this matter. Perhaps it's because we are RPG-fans. I mean, if you can accept a guy with fur or scales in your company, then a homosexual can't be that bad. I meant no offense with what I just wrote and it should be considered yet another burst of my childish sense of humour in a totally wrong place. Please. Oh, and I'm very much straight. But Khoth has got a point, alright. Who knows? Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Sunday, October 12 2003 03:53
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OOC: sorry for being away so long. I try to stay in the background, since i really don't like to alter other characters that much. Still, I say it's time we get some action over here! Sewers next! Eirik, who had stood aside wondering how he could escape without suffering the wrath of Lynn and her company as she had talked with the man dressed in black, decided it was time to act. He strode towards the man known as Terebrant. "Hello there! I couldn't help but hear what you just said to miss Lythis over there." He nodded at Lynn who just had risen and walked over to talk to some of the members of the Crimson Guard. Terebrant looked at him suspiciously. "You were with Lynn, weren't you? What's your rank? "Well, my name is Eirik, from the town guard. I'm just a standard soldier. I heard you talk about some artifact in the town shrine, yes? And miss Lythis over there is going to get it? Ahh..I thought she might." Terebrant raised his eyebrowns. Eirik nervously continued. "You see, I have...ehh...hurt myself, yes, broken some ribs I think, actually. Fighting some of those zombies you see. Nasty lot, that's for sure." Eirik hesitated, well aware that the net of lies he was wowing was getting more complex for each minute. "I just wondered if you perhaps would need my help around here? You see, I really wouldn't want to go to the sewers with my wound and all. Perhaps something a little bit...easier...if you get my meaning?" Terebrants face grew darker. "You seem to be just fine. Considering your hometown is under attack I suggest you don't try anything...stupid. Stupid from your point of view, that is. And I think Lynn will need all the help she can get. Of you go, soldier" Disappointed Eirik walked back over to the members of the Crimson Guard. Lynn seemed to be ready to get going. The day hadn't begun good, and it wasn't getting any better. And now it would even involve the sewers! Damn! [ Sunday, October 12, 2003 21:13: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| My pity for the people of California.... in General | |
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written Thursday, October 9 2003 21:35
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Woe betide the state of gold and glory that is also known as California! The *adjective that would render this topic locked* Conan the Republican has risen and taken over with the, *gasp*, help of the loyal townsfolk! What is this warlord going to do about the financial troubles that this sorry state is dwelling in? Of course, there is only one answer to this. Hasta la vista, money! The people have spoken! Democracy has spoken! Democracy is dead! Long live democracy! Ahh...politics... It's been a while, hasen't it? Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, October 9 2003 21:16
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*jumps in, aiming at people with a riot shotgun* "Nobody move! I have temporarly hijacked this topic in order to ask my own stupid questions (that I didn't think deserved an own topic)." "Why are everyone here having violent thoughts about people from Finland? Are any of these...umm...less nice people on this forum from Finland? I don't get it, but it's starting to get annoying! And I refuse to think it's all my fault, either!" "There! Answer this! I will now leave but...ahem... I'll be back! *flees through the window, leaving nothing but confusion and hysterically laughing people behind* [ Thursday, October 09, 2003 21:18: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, October 9 2003 20:54
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I have played Aleshar - the world of ice (the unregistered version). Graphics are not so good but it has got an interesting plot. Also, very original game (the navigation system, for an instance). Try it out. And I think Baldur's Gate was nice. Imagine the game engine being put in the hands of Jeff... Nicer. [ Thursday, October 09, 2003 20:56: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, October 9 2003 04:17
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Eirik walked up to the figure who had called upon him and eyed her carefully. It was a girl, wearing full plate. She also had a red pendant dangling from her neck. While Eirik was sizing her up, the girl spoke to him again. "Hail and well met, soldier! Who are you and were are you going? Isn't the battle over at the east end of the town?" Eirik glanced at the spear by the girls side and hesitated. It was obvious that this girl had recieved military training, and there was no doubt she was a better fighter than himself. Also, the soldiers standing behind her didn't look that happy either. "I am Eirik Felsman of the town garrison. During the chaos I got lost while chasing some zombies down the street. And who might you be?" The girl looked at him suspiciously. Eirik looked down and understood that he wasn't wearing the standard city uniform that all the guards were wearing. The girl seemed to be about to say something but apparently changed her mind. "I'm Lynn Lythiel, commander of the Crimson Guard. We have come to free this town from the zombie threat. I would suggest you follow us, if you truly are lost, soldier." Eirik swallowed. "It will be an honour, milady." [ Thursday, October 09, 2003 04:38: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 8 2003 23:01
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OOC: Ehh...you guys are taking this quite seriously. Calm down, it's just a game. IC: The moment Eirik stepped out of the tavern door he noticed two things. Firstly, the center of the battle seemed to be situated somewhere to the east, probably near the town gates. Secondly, the situation was much worse than he had thought. It seemed the zombies had either broken down the town walls or found another way in. Zombies were already walking down the streets in search for prey. Eirik stood there stunned for a moment watching the growing chaos. This was certainly not what he had expected. A few years ago he had fought a zombie infestation in SE Valorim, but this was much, much worse. He knew that most zombies were slow and stupid, but he also knew that they virtually didn't feel pain and posessed a kind of nasty intelligence, especially if controlled by some kind of master. The town was going to be burned to the very ground if wonders weren't about to happen. Eirik had been a mercenary for many years but this was a bit too much. It was time for Eirik Felsman to leave the sceen. Eirik grasped his bow and started walking towards the west end of the city, away from the chaos. He nervously glanced at his sides. Alone he was an easy prey. He had got to find some comrades-in-arms if he was going to survive. After all, not everyone in this town could be as foolish as to gleefully run towards their own death. There had to be more people like him, people who prefered a less honourable but certainly more wise solution. Eirik continued down the street. Occasionally he shouted, but nobody answered him. At least yet. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 8 2003 22:32
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Alorael recently wrote something about the early SW history. Can't recall where or when, though. Ain't I helpful! Since I am, and probably will forever be a newbie, I don't dare going in to my memories (that anyway starts in Aug. 2003. Wouldn't be too useful.) Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 8 2003 22:27
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I use it often, especially when quoting someone. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 8 2003 20:26
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9. is nice. Did it really take SW to teach you that? Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 8 2003 01:09
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OOC: My first RPG... I'll try to stay in the background until I see how it's done. IC: Eirik observed how the people in the tavern started to shout and run out. He didn't know what it all was about, but he had heard of the zombie threat when he first had arrived in the little town. He fingered his ash longbow. Perhaps there was need for him outside, but, he really wanted to down his mug of ale first. And what more, he wasn't going to fight unless there was a significant reward for doing it. Eirik Felsman, who had arrived to the town just some days ago, was a mercenary by trade. OOC: Eirik Felsman Mercenary / Archer Age: 41 Hair: Short grey Eyecolour: blue IC: Eirik looked around. The inn was almost empty now. Outside he could hear the distant screams and the sounds of an onraging battle. He decided it was time to get going. After all, there could be some desperate merchant in need of his services. With the battle and all, the thieves were probably roaming the streets in this very moment. With a last wistful glance at his ale, Eirik stood up and walked to the door, drawing his longbow in the process. [ Wednesday, October 08, 2003 20:24: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, October 7 2003 03:30
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AHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY ARE BURNING! AAAH! IT HURTS SO MUCH! Please, someone, mercy-killing... I beg you... Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, October 7 2003 02:31
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quote:Originally written by Mortimer: If you ask me, it's some kind of alien symbiote and those goats are really part of an alien invasion force. Or maybe its some sort of spikey armour shoulder pad ....... used in battle by evil alien goat invaders.Good thing nobody's asking you, then. I'd hate to have to go camping in my alien-proof bunker and wait for the end of the world again. As if twice a month wasn't enough... [ Tuesday, October 07, 2003 02:38: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 6 2003 20:56
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What's that big green bug-lookin' thing on the biggest goat's shoulder? It's scary... That's it! I'm leaving! Now! Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
| Questions in desperate need of answering! in General | |
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written Sunday, October 5 2003 21:06
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What? I just felt like it! 1. What's this deal with private messages? Does anyone ever really use them? (of course, you don´t have to tell, considering it really is PRIVATE messages I´m talking about. But still.) 2. Why oh why did Frodo and the rest of the hobbits only wear shorts when wandering across Caradhras (I think it was Caradhras. You know, big mountains, snowstorms, avalanches, that kind of stuff) 3. Does anyone admit being a member of mensa? No, seriously! 4. Do you consider this spam? (if your spam-detector is screamin' like a sinner on Revival Day, then I suggest you stop answering immidately. After all, nothing discourages spamming more than nobody answering.) 5. What kind of music do You prefer? There we go! Now brighten up my day and go answering already! Pick one question, pick two, pick them all or pick none. The choice is yours to make! EDIT : added the fifth question out of pure boredom. [ Monday, October 06, 2003 03:00: Message edited by: Seaweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |