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Displayed name	Sir David
Member number	919
Title	Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Postcount	3351
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Registered	Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00

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Favourite Smells in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 31 2004 03:33 Profile #32 Ah, right, clothes straight out of the dryer and rain. How could I forget? Rain is one of the best smells in the world, before or after. Or during. Mmm. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 31 2004 03:18 Profile #31 A man in green armor stepped out of the crowd, making for ADoS. ADoS caught sight of the metal and jumped. "Sir David!" "Yes, yes, who else would show up for an insane voyage in an insane vessel piloted by an insane -" "I get the point! Welcome! Security? Programming? Which is it this time?" Sir David thought. "You're going inside a body, correct?" "Yeah..." "And this is your current specimen, correct?" Sir David asked, inclining his head towards the boy on the table. "'Current'?" Sir David sighed, and began removing his armor. "Where do you go in?" "What are you doing?" "The arm? Head? Lower down?" "We've already got a vict- specimen!" "Now you've got a better one. Here, let me on the table. Go on, knock me out, start the operation." "But -" Jonnie began. "Listen, you've never been on one of ADoS' However Long it Takes trips. You'll be glad by the end of this. Now is anyone going to knock me out, or do I have to do it myself?" Without waiting for a response, Sir David lay down on the table, raised his sword hilt, and brought it down on his forehead. He sank into unconsciousness. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Number Two in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 29 2004 04:03 Profile #23 Yeah... I meant 1/3 of the way to Postmaster General, actually, because I think of 2000 as a starting point. Sorry for the confusion. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Favourite Smells in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 29 2004 03:42 Profile #2 Coffee, grass, spring breeze (finally!), vanilla (the real kind, not the kind that dirty slu - um... yeah). Banana bread, Chinese food, I don't know... there are so many good smells... I can't really name my favorite... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Number Two in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 28 2004 11:04 Profile #17 ...Wow. This post brought to you by the SIR DAVID IS ONE THIRD OF THE WAY TO YOUR POSTLINESS YAYAYAY Advisory Board. EDIT: Um. Not that kind of board. [ Sunday, March 28, 2004 11:05: Message edited by: iDavid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:57 Profile #10 Eh, Wisey, "seven" has two syllables, making that line eight. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Ordering chrisis and paranoid parents in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:54 Profile #6 I'm an American with paranoid parents, and I use snail mail. If you can do what Thuryl suggested, it's probably your best bet. It usually takes a week or two to get there, and I'm across the continent from Spiderweb, so... shouldn't take more than a month for you. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Member Status in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:49 Profile #16 How about I go on a posting spree? Then Alorael wouldn't be the first Postmaster General, which would lessen the impact when Drakey a) types Alorael's 7500th himself, b) lowers the requirement, c) gives it as a custom title or d) whatever. ...On the other hand, I'd probably get banned first. But it's worth a shot. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Number Two in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, March 27 2004 15:47 Profile #7 Near future? Not at this rate... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Mac or PC? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Thursday, March 25 2004 04:36 Profile #37 Kosher dill pickles? Fine. But cut the cucumbers. Those only taste good with fatty salad dressing, which makes up for the lack of taste. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
I'm Baaaaak in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 24 2004 16:30 Profile #32 METALOCK -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Mac or PC? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 24 2004 16:26 Profile #33 As long as there are no cucumber sandwiches. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Whats better essay? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 24 2004 16:25 Profile #8 BoA because of its potential. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Got Friends? (I Don't) in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 24 2004 16:23 Profile #5 More fun that way, and then no one has to know that I voted Heck No!!! Seriously, I tend to avoid people who come right out and say "Can I be your friend?" -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Yes I know, I was being a lagot... in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 23 2004 20:26 Profile #5 Dammit, competition. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Mac or PC? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 22 2004 16:38 Profile #25 Ezakly. Is there any distinction between Mac- and PC-created scenarios? (Oh yeah, and before Drakey gets to it, Macs are PCs to. PC just means Personal Computer. Not that I care.) -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Who's Lurking? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Friday, March 19 2004 16:06 Profile #20 I'm almost as much of a non-lurker as Alorael is. And also, YAY4BOA + YAY4MAC = YAY4ME. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
I'm Baaaaak in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Friday, March 12 2004 20:09 Profile #11 omg hi lol Imposter? Elaborate. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Suicide in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 9 2004 19:28 Profile #29 Um. If we killed everyone who pissed us off, there would be no humans. It's not that you'd be dead - it's just that you'd never have been born. If you're serious, you should probably see some kind of psychiatrist. (EDIT: To the bullet guy.) Anyway. Sauron (that's Griffon, right? Or is it Zephyr? So confused...), I'm sorry for the loss of your friend. Remember, nobody wants another to commit suicide, or to have to commit suidide. OK, some do, but very few. Why do they do it? A better question would be, why not? When you think something cruel, as I'm sure you do sometimes, do you automatically think "I'd better not say that, someone might pop themself off because of it"? Most people do not. I get mocked and teased myself; most of it is friendly banter, almost all of it is, and some that is not could be taken as such. Some, I know, is hostile; sometimes it is said specifically to do me harm. This is getting more and more rare as I get older, but it happens. Now, really, do you think that the mockers and teasers say it in hopes that I'll jump off a bridge or shoot myself in the head? I don't. If anyone actually mocks and teases with that intent, they've probably got some pretty serious problems themselves, more serious than anything their target has. Remember that. ...Not that people are right to tease, but it's also not like they're murderers. The other members here have already given enough reasons for suicide. [ Tuesday, March 09, 2004 19:34: Message edited by: iDavid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Naming Creations in Geneforge Series
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 8 2004 19:30 Profile #28 Mine still don't have names. I don't know how you people keep them alive long enough for names to matter. If I named them, they'd probably end up being "Meatshield", "Minesweeper", "Bait", "Lure", etc. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Naming Creations in Geneforge
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 8 2004 19:30 Profile #28 Mine still don't have names. I don't know how you people keep them alive long enough for names to matter. If I named them, they'd probably end up being "Meatshield", "Minesweeper", "Bait", "Lure", etc. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Fun Site in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 8 2004 18:49 Profile #4 Ahh, that's annoying... I couldn't click out of the window so I had to force quit... if you're going to make some annoying vibrating thing, it should at least look realistic... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Looking for someone in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 8 2004 18:48 Profile #10 Seems like it would be easier to beat the game without help... Nik, why do you doubt that that's his name? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Fun Site in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 7 2004 17:06 Profile #2 Why scary? Why funny, for that matter? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
This sentence describes a topic containing an entirely self-referential short story. in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, March 7 2004 16:52 Profile #7 The purpose of this sentence is to inform the reader(s) that the writer(s) of this sentence found the above self-referential story very interesting. This sentence has been written to acknowledge the uselessness of the second "(s)", the one after "writer". This sentence elaborates; everyone knows that this post is being typed by only one person. This sentence agrees that this writing style is extremely annoying, but also quite interesting. This sentence ends this post. This sentence correctly states that the previous sentence was a blatant lie, and that the following sentence will truly end the post. This post ends with this sentence. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00

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