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Title	Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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What Kinds of Girls do you Like? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Thursday, March 4 2004 12:18 Profile #261 Tis true, tis true, but it certainly helps. And it's far more enjoyable to read. Relatively speaking, of course. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 3 2004 16:23 Profile #57 Pay the price, you mean, or is that an expression I've never heard before? I don't understand what you mean by it, either way. Stuggie, I'm sure Drakey will. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
For all the English kniggets out there... in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 3 2004 16:16 Profile #30 I've probably got a bit myself. I know a famous Scotsman, but that doesn't really count. In my non-so-humble opinion, coffee and tea should not exist. Both taste disgusting, and while the smell of coffee is very pleasant (from a distance), the odor of tea just makes me sick. I have a friend who exists on iced tea, and the rest of my family drinks both coffee and tea in large quantities, but I can't stand the stuff. I'm definitely with Omlette on this one, although I much prefer warm milk to warm water (do you actually drink hot water? The only water I drink is cold, for good reason). If I were forced to drink one of the two, it would be coffee, mainly for the smell. Frappacinos (sp?) aren't bad, and I like coffee-flavored yogurt/candy/popsicles/whatever, but a cup of coffee with milk and sugar would really be a cup of milk and sugar with coffee, if I had anything to do with it. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Join the revolution! in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Wednesday, March 3 2004 16:03 Profile #57 Amen to that... He was saying that the only people at his site were liberals, Alec, not that everyone who wasn't there is a conservative. But you probably knew that. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 2 2004 18:56 Profile #46 Djur, I see what you're saying, but you've got to remember, people are idiots. Some are less idiotic than others, but we really are idiots. I find that the couples that married for personality, etc. and abstained from sex before marriage say things like "I am married to the most wonderful person in the world, I just wish he was better in bed" whereas those who have sex before marriage say things like "He's great in bed, but outside of the bedroom I can't stand him because (insert complaints here)". Basically, those who marry without knowledge of their partner's bedroom qualities don't care too much if they find out later that their partner has no skill whatsoever. Those who marry with that knowledge marry for the sex, not the personality, and certainly do care later when they realize that their partner's bedroom qualities are their only good qualities. I know that this is not always the case, but just look at divorce rates in this country; most people do not find their soul mate, or the best person for them if you don't believe in soul mates. And why is that? Their minds are clouded by pleasure, plain and simple. 85% of Americans have had sex by the time they are married; the divorce rate is, what, 50%? Somewhere around there. They're both up, anyway, and I don't think they're unrelated. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 2 2004 17:11 Profile #39 Fools. Of course animals talk. I talk to my cat all the time, or at least understand what she's telling me. ...Of course, the whole bi-species thing is kind of nasty. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 2 2004 16:32 Profile #36 Omega, Jeff would probably join in. =] Fine, fine, if Imby says that I can't say "tigress" to you all, then I won't. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
For all the English kniggets out there... in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 2 2004 16:28 Profile #12 American. By "football", do you mean American football or soccer? I don't follow either, but still... Actually, Manchester United is soccer, isn't it? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
girlz place in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, March 2 2004 16:25 Profile #110 (People, this is a message board, not an AIM chat room. Please treat it as such. If you want to type one-sentence responses to each other, you don't need to do it here.) -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Census of Spiderweb community in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Monday, March 1 2004 15:15 Profile #47 Why does it say that "Sir David" is reserved by another member? That was in use earlier today, yes, but so was iDavid, and I'm allowed to use that... also, Stuggie, I couldn't use "A Stughalfian Principle" for some reason, so I changed Principle to Principal and dropped the A, for good measure. Sorry for the brutal mangulation (Alorael, you haven't copyrighted that word yet, have you?). -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, February 29 2004 17:53 Profile #28 Um? Sharp beak? Ow? (Typed before Stughalf's post.) Morgan, ef is a woman. Fluffy, if guns are merely for killing, then why were gun locks invented? ef, I've never married (obviously), nor been in a relationship long enough to really know what I'm talking about, but it seems to me that sex is often what causes that problem. Sometimes, just sometimes, when I've read every other spot of ink on every page and I've got nothing else to do, I read Dear Abby's column. I can't stand the woman, nor the column, but I have noticed one thing: many of the spouses complaining about their marriage say something like "we were sexually active within x weeks and married x+2 years later". In other words, sex before marriage. Many of them either say or imply that sex is one of the main reasons for their marriage in the first place; if they hadn't had sex, they probably wouldn't have married. Now, I'm sure that goes the other way too; I'm sure that some people marry just because they feel that it justifies sex, and later realize that they married the wrong person; again, because of sex. But it seems to me that sex is often what causes this fantasy attraction thing. One's partener is good in bed, so one starts to think that they are good in other aspects of life; they only realize that they were wrong, that they were seeing illusions, later. If the couple focuses on everything other than sex, they may have a fantasy idea of that rather than the other aspects; but if they're still willing to spend their lives together by that point, I don't think the quality of sex would really matter. EDIT: Yeah, yeah, see above. [ Sunday, February 29, 2004 17:54: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Religion, Homosexuality, Etc. in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, February 29 2004 17:14 Profile #26 Foaming at the mouth, Alec? I wasn't that fanatic about it, was I? I believe I said they would probably be tan, Middle Eastern-looking. Stem-cell research, well, I just keep thinking of Brave New World... and I said "God-guided evolution" for a reason; that is a prime example of the combination of science and religion. What kind of God would break his own laws? Maybe an omnipotent one? And I did say that he can if he wants to, which he does, if I'm right about God-guided evolution... Also, Alec, most people don't worship their pocketwatches. It's not the gender that's important, it's the respect. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Census of Spiderweb community in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, February 29 2004 16:49 Profile #37 You are forgetting someone, and so am I. There's at least one non-bisexual lesbian lurking around here somewhere, I just can't remember who... EDIT: re != er [ Sunday, February 29, 2004 16:51: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Should we have a chat room? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Sunday, February 29 2004 16:32 Profile #23 I didn't fall out of my chair, but I came close... Room 3 does not belong to Spiderweb. Someone, I believe it was UA, told an online friend to meet him there, and then another friend started using it, then another, then another... there was three people in it last time I check, which was a while ago. There is one person there now - me. But if we are going to revive the Spiderweb AIM chat thing, it should probably be in a different room. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
I know, I know.. it's just that in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, February 28 2004 18:26 Profile #5 omg tgm thats so kool@!!1! cuz like 666 is teh mark of teh devail n stuff , man i wsh i had that!!1 I didn't notice it either. People make way too big of a deal about it. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Census of Spiderweb community in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, February 28 2004 18:23 Profile #14 Age: 15 Gender: Male Sexual orientation: Heterosexual Marital status: Single Highest education: High School sophomore City: Saratoga Springs, New York Ethnic origin: German, English, Irish, Slovak, Scottish, Czech... yeah... European... Nationality: American Primary language: English Religion: Christian non-conformist Spiderwebber: Almost two years Eskimo: WTF^^ mate? EDIT: (Forgot the Spiderwebber thing) [ Sunday, February 29, 2004 16:41: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Religion, Homosexuality, Etc. in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, February 28 2004 08:16 Profile #20 "Better off without it"? You make it sound like a tool, or a law, or an old shoe or something. Surprising as it may seem, some people actually believe in God. As for the last lines in that paragraph, don't you know that abstinance is the only way of preventing pregnancy that is proven 100% effective? I mean, aside from castration, but... I think abstinance is a slightly better alternative. And as for technology and science, it's usually the scientists who make science and religion enemies. This isn't the Middle Ages any more; now it's scientists who are anti-religion, not priests who are anti-science. I believe that the two should be one; God doesn't have to stick to his own universal laws, but he can if he wants to. God-guided evolution, creationism via Big Bang, you know... EDIT: As for the "He, She, It..." thing, I think "it" is most accurate. However, "he" sounds more respectful, and while "he" doesn't really imply masculinity when referring to God, "she" does imply femininity just because it's different and attracts more attention. [ Saturday, February 28, 2004 08:19: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
is english a first language?? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, February 28 2004 08:06 Profile #22 TM, I learned all of my Japanese from Shogun by James Clavell (other than the first ten numbers, which I learned in school). I just assumed that it was all right, partially because the numbers were right and partially because it's all I have to go by. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Purpose? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Saturday, February 28 2004 07:58 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Sherlock Holmes: ...just for procreation... the only purpose of sex is to increase the population... That's not what I said, you're getting as bad as ADoS. I said that procreation is the main purpose, and that the pleasure is more of a side effect. A very nice, very large side effect, but still a side effect. quote: Originally written by Distantly Bemused: Procreation might be the intended purpose of it, but the intended purpose is not necessarily the only one and it certainly is not the only reason. Yes, I believe that procreation is the intended purpose of sex. I also believe that it is not the only purpose or the only reason; Thuryl's thing about a man and his pregnant wife is a good example of that. quote: Originally written by Alorael: Biologically, sex is for procreation. As thinking beings, or at least beings with the delusion of thought, we attach all kinds of significance to it that is all in our minds. The point of eating is to obtain materials for maintaining our bodies and energy to let if function, but people eat for many more reasons than that. A very good point. Eating is for nutrition, sex is for procreation. That doesn't mean that procreation is the only reason for sex, any more than nutrition is the only reason for eating. Really, MSW, could you at least attempt to quote me correctly? EDIT: Quote problems... [ Saturday, February 28, 2004 08:01: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Religion, Homosexuality, Etc. in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Friday, February 27 2004 17:59 Profile #15 I completely agree with Thuryl on that, as most of you know. That goes for smoking, suicide, etc. as well, but those only affect this life; if you believe in an eternal afterlife, that's quite a bit more important. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
is english a first language?? in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Friday, February 27 2004 17:25 Profile #15 I speak English, un peu de français, and enough Japanese to yell "Iyé, wakarimasu ka?!" at those who annoy me. Not really fitting, but who's going to know that? Chandrew, you're not really the one to cast the first stone, with those lowercase i's and imperfect grammar... EDIT: Neither am I. Well, now I am. [ Friday, February 27, 2004 17:28: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
girlz place in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Thursday, February 26 2004 17:51 Profile #89 Ohhh, I think he could if he tried. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Religion, Homosexuality, Etc. in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Thursday, February 26 2004 17:50 Profile #1 ...Your point being? (Also, on that last section, mostly extremists believe that. You all know that I'm Christian, but I also believe that actions, thoughts, etc., not just faith, get a person into Heaven. Faith helps, of course, but it's not absolutely necessary.) -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Join the revolution! in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Thursday, February 26 2004 05:11 Profile #47 You Know Who, seriously, shorten it. It was moderately amusing the first time, but it's far too long for a signature - just leave the link instead. And remember, Drakey can edit your profile if necessary. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Looking for some humor on the lads vs. chicks topic in General
Sir David Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Member # 919	written Tuesday, February 24 2004 16:42 Profile #17 Hah, you've been pffted at! Anyway, I've seen it both ways. I've also seen "humo(u)r" both ways. I don't think it really matters. I'm spelling it "hyoomuhr" from now on. Bob, newspapers count as 'toilet trained', as do gardens, right? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency,break glass. Posts: 3351 \| Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00

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