Profile for Sir David
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| Displayed name | Sir David |
| Member number | 919 |
| Title | Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! |
| Postcount | 3351 |
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| Registered | Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Saturday, February 22 2003 17:19
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Hmm. I'm not sure this is such a good idea... it will most likely turn into another war debate... but oh well. IC: Sir David, not even getting a chance to thank God for the portal, left the bus to find an Iraqi Christian church. After a little bit of searching, he found one, albiet a small one. "Oh God," he began, "Great and glorious lord of - " At that moment the roof caved in, and Sir David ran back to the bus. Seeing the pillows, he burrowed in and went to sleep. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, February 21 2003 18:13
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No, I mean you. I figured your men would be out fighting the undead. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, February 21 2003 16:53
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Suddenly, a huge firey hand grabs the bus and drags it right back down. Satan: HAHAHA! You think your puny "demon-b-gone" button can scare me away?? ADoS hit the pedal, causing the wheels to scrape Satan's hand, which, in turn, caused Satan to drop the bus. ADoS quickly drove it back to the sanctified temple. Satan gave a cry of rage, and lumbered away. Sir David: ADoS, could you try that floaty thing again? ADoS tried, but failed; the bus would not fly. Suddenly, looking out the windows, everyone noticed an army coming their way. ADoS tried the button once more, but it did not work. After they allowed the army to get a little closeer, they saw why: it was an army of the undead, not demons! Sir David: Quick! Back to the temple! Everyone piled into the temple, drawing their weapons once more. The army lumbered towards them towards them at an alarming pace; soon the smell of rotting flesh hit them, and many gagged. First one, then another, then all the Spiderwebbers with ranged weapons began mowing them down, but more kept coming, wave after wave after wave. LF: WE WILL SOON BE SWAMPED! NONE OF US CAN HOLD THEM MUCH LONGER! Thinking quickly (mostly about how he did not have a ranged weapon of his own), Sir David got the attention of Mighty Paladin and the two went to the site of the blasted alter, and began to push them together, muttering incantations all the while. Soon they had a new white marble alter. Just then, Satan reappeared with his flying minions, and the Spiderwebbers ran into the middle of the temple, gathered around the alter. At that moment, a white portal appeared in front of them, above the alter. A deep voice spoke. "Enter the portal; it is a pathway to heaven," the voice said. Seeing no other choice, they all jumped into the portal, hoping to come out safely oon the other side. The mechanic was still on the bus when all of this happened. Thinking quickly, he started the bus and drove it straight at the alter, smashing it once more, and managing to get the bus into the portal a millisecond before it closed. OOC: Rosycat, you said you wanted to go to Heaven next... you're welcome :D -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, February 20 2003 16:52
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ADoS stopped outside the temple; everyone in the bus, including those kindly added by Lethalis, scrambled inside. Sir David: Quick! Sanctify this temple! Everyone: ...How? We don't have a priest. Sir David: LF said he knows we have at least one! LF: Well... see... the problem is I didn't know what I was talking about whe I said- Noticing that everyone was glaring at him, he stopped talking. Sir David: Well... seeing as we don't have a priest... I mean, I am a paladin of the holy order of- ADoS: Just shut up and sanctify the place! Sir David began his work, not really knowing what he was doing. His chanting was regularly interupted by the blasts of fire hitting the walls of the temple, and the returning fire of his fellow Spiderwebbers... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 19 2003 16:56
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Hehe, we're in Hell. Sir David, relieved by the quick thinking of NaCN, went back to reapplying his duct tape (more liberally this time), despairing at ever getting the other bulldozer back. Suddenly the bus was hurled through the air, and, with a crash, hit the ground near the cliff. Sir David, being on top of the bus, was the first to notice their new location: Hell. (I'm so lucky, aren't I?) After he got his heart working again, he scrambled down the side of the bus, screaming, "We're in Hell! We're in Hell!" Rosycat look up at him. "Why, what happened? Did RoR finally break?" "NO I mean literally!" Sir David screamed, then went to hide in the ice cream truck. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 18 2003 17:18
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hehehe... Sir David, enjoying the recent addition of variety in food choices, was the first to notice the high-pitched screeching coming from far behind the bus, but rapidly coming closer. He finished his vanilla ice cream, then looked to where the sounds was coming from. A few dots, rapidly growing, were all he could see. Suddenly they came into view. Sir David gasped and ran to the front of the bus. "ADoS! ADoS! We're being chased by huge black airplanes!" he shouted. ADoS sighed and kept driving. "I am serious! Look for yourself!" he continued desperately. Suddenly, a pinging sound rang through the bus, attracting everyone's attention. A loud crash followed. Sir David went to the second floor to get a better look, then went out through the window and onto the roof, which had only 3 bull dozers on top. He noticed his sizzling duct tape. "AHHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL DUCT TAPE!" he sobbed. Sir David's cries woke Motrax from his drunken slumber, who looked at him, looked at the planes, arose, and launched himself. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, February 17 2003 16:43
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Grumbling, Sir David removed his precious duct tape from the bulldozers. Suddenly he realized he had no way of getting them on the roof. "LETHALIS!" he yelled. "GET OUT HERE!" Lethalis exited the bus, and lumbered towards Sir David, looking mildly annoyed. "Umm, sorry sir, I meant, 'Please, kind sir, would you aid me in my struggles... more specifically, could you put these on the roof?'" Lethalis did so with one hand, then got back on the bus. Shaking, Sir David climbed past two layers of windows and began reapplying his beautiful duct tape to the bull dozers. EDIT: Hehe... post 777... [ Monday, February 17, 2003 16:44: Message edited by: Sir DAOvid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, February 16 2003 16:16
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On seeing the man in opaque black glasses enter the door, Sir Daovid ducked under the nearest seat. After RoR exploded, he crawled towards the front of the bus, and emerged in the seat next to the door. "Is the coast clear?" he whispered to ADoS. "WHA??? Oh, sorry, you startled me. Where'd you come from?" he responded. Sir Daovid jerked his head in Alec's direction; ADoS gave him a knowing look and said, "Not quite." At that moment Motrax entered the bus, and Sir Daovid yelled, "CONVERT TO TEH WAYS OF TEH RESISTANCE!" Then, noticing Alec and RoR coming towards him, looking angry (Alec for the attempted conversion, RoR for the bad spelling and possibly grammar), he ducked back under the seat and began crawling towards Mighty Paladin's seat, possibly hoping for protection. EDIT: Sorry, please dont let this turn into a mao vs resistance flame war. [ Sunday, February 16, 2003 16:20: Message edited by: Sir DAOvid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, February 15 2003 17:31
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Sir DAOvid, temporarily without his beautiful green armor (due to the strange looks people had started giving him), walked past the door and towards the back of the bus. He climbed up the side of it, then into a window in the back, probably created to let a dragon's smoke out. He sat down in a green seat happily, since he hated the color red. "I AM SIR DAOVID," he yelled. "NO REALLY," ADoS yelled. "Um... hmph." Sir David sat down again, careful to avoid the drunken cat that had somehow managed to curl up right behind him in the short time he had been standing up. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, December 26 2002 17:00
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I played that once, got bored, played again a month later, threw it out. I don't know about being a poor man's Starbound though... I did the same with that, so I really can't compare the two. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, December 26 2002 17:00
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I played that once, got bored, played again a month later, threw it out. I don't know about being a poor man's Starbound though... I did the same with that, so I really can't compare the two. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 5 2002 16:00
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Cats are awesome, period. And I don't care if that one is fake or not, I will still pet it! -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 5 2002 11:58
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(not opposite)Cats are awesome, I will pet your little fluffy kitten! and I hate opposite day, it's annoying!(not opposite) EDIT: WTH^^ mate? (Only because 'F' is masked profanity, apparently...) [ Tuesday, January 06, 2004 18:17: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |