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| Member number | 919 |
| Title | Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! |
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| Registered | Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, March 17 2003 16:49
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The cheese lands, of course, on Sir David. When he has his helmet off. Sir David, blundering about wildly with his head encased in a lump of cheese, knocked over a cow. Cow guy: Hey! No cow tipping! Sir David knocked more over, somehow causing a stampede... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 15 2003 15:58
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Ummmm either. Although there is a ban on anime-type scenes. And no matter how serious some of us try to make it, it never lasts long. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 15 2003 11:25
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Ooh, busted! Anyway... IC: Sir David got on the bus and ate some chesse. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 14 2003 16:21
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Well either way, he's god-like, which is forbidden. IC: The Entity slaps GS. "Go away," he says, and GS has no choice but to obey. Literally. Sir David, in the pub, asked for a gun. Some guy pulled one out of his coat and handed it to him; Sir David did not bother with why. He ripped the silver trimming off the edge of his scabbard with tongs, and then melted it into a bullet with the fireplace in the pub. He loaded the gun, then went outside again. Dracula swooped down on him, narrowly missing Sir David's neck. Sir David turned, and shot Dracula directly in the chest with a silver bullet. Dracula gave a high inhuman shriek, then burst into flames. Sir David went back inside, tired, and gave the gun back. "My poor scabbard..." he whined. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, March 13 2003 16:23
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Rrrrrrrright. That's the kind of thing that gets even people like me, who respect newbies and forgive their mistakes and stuff, pissed. Puzzles are fine, but you can't do stuff to us that we wouldn't want done. And there's also a rule against killing anyone besides oneself, and if that happens, the person can't come back anyway. Anyway... IC: Sir David broke the arrowhead off of one of his arrows and replaced it with silver. He then went outside and looked for Dracula. He heard a screech behind him, and turned to see Dracula turn back into his vampire form. He loosed the arrow with reat strength aided by his fury; it pierced Dracula in the heart. Dracula screamed in agony, and Sir David gave a sigh of relief. That relief was short lived, as Dracula's scream changed to a high pitched laugh. "FOOL! You cannot kill me with a silver arrow, only a - " Dracula, realizing that he had just hinted at how to kill him, rushed Sir David, attempting to kill him. Sir David brought his blade up quickly, stalling Dracula long enough for Sir David to get inside the pub... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 12 2003 16:33
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Ugh... he's in Atlantis again... By the way, LF, the Entity is good, but if you wouldn't mind, please stop beating up MP et co. He never did anything bad with his creations. ADoS, please, make them stop... IC: Sir David, satisfied with the color of the grass and Ragnarok's promise to stop harming the sheep, started back to the pub. He saw JF running towards the bus, taking off a cape, and kept going. Then he noticed Dracula, changed his course and drew his sword. With a mighty battle cry, Sir David lept in Dracula's path, his sword pointing straight at the heart. Dracula gave a little chirp of surprise, then laughed hysterically. "You cannot kill me with petty steel, fool!" he cried, and leaned towards Sir David. Trusting his armor to turn aside the fangs, Sir David pulled his sword out and swung it in a great arc, bringing it down on Dracula's head just as the fangs gained purchase on Sir David's armor. With a scream of annoyance, Dracula assumed bat form and flew away. Sir David's arrows pierced him several times, but to no avail. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 11 2003 15:40
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OOC: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH YOU FORGOT GUINNESS I WOULD KILL YOU IF THIS WEREN'T AN RP, I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED, AND I HAD NO MORALS!!!! IC: Sir David ordered a big mug of guinness, winked at the drop-dead gorgeous redhead barmaid, and walked outside. He managed to stop the raptors from doing more than they already had to the fake-Irishman, then finished the job himself. Noticing the carnage the sheep were experiencing, Sir David drew his sword and rushed into the battle. Ragnarok was strong, but Sir David's shield and sword were stronger; soon the sheep were back to their peaceful grazing, and Ragnarok was on the ground cleaning up the blood, until the ground regained its emerald-like appearance. To Sir David's standards. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, March 10 2003 16:09
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Ireland is a land of irony. The history is very violent, and yet they are the ones whose peaceful monks kept Christianity alive while the Vikings screwed over the rest of Europe, and the land itself is extremely beautiful and serene. Anyway... IC: The Spiderbus ended up behind a herd of sheep in southern Ireland, somewhere near the coast. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 9 2003 17:06
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=] Sir David gets on the bus, and notices that he is the last one on. Sir David: Ireland, please. ADOS: You've been with this bus the whole time, don't act new. Sir David: Oh, sorry. Um.... Ireland, NOW. ADoS rolls his eyes and takes off. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 8 2003 18:14
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Ahhh don't give in! By the time we're done, he'll be a perfectly normal guy who just happens to have indestructable armor covering his entire body, a book with the answer to everything in the world, and, oh yeah, a magical weapon that can do whatever he wants it to. Including everything. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 7 2003 16:21
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Um, listen, he doesn't hate you personally, as far as I know; it's just that we have this little ban on god characters or god-like characters. Until you get a mortal character, you're free game. IC: Sir David, finding himself unopposed, wreaked havoc on the other fortresses. Then, seeing the reason he was unnopposed, he turned his attention to the zombies and hippies and whoever else was being annoying at the moment... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 17:41
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Sir David began work on a sand army to beat everyone else's sand castles. After making his own personal guard, he realized he had no way to move them; a little glue, duct tape, and wood solved that problem. A half hour and about 10 sand men later, Sir David set out to rule the count- er - beachside. Avoiding the sand being hurled at them, Sir David made his way up the beach, destroying every sand fortress in his path. Then he noticed Lethalis coming... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 16:00
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Sir David walked down to the beach and began making various awesome things in the sand, including a 4 ft high fortress. Sir David walked up to Lethalis. Sir David: I challenge thee to a duel. Lethails shrugged, and picked him up and began squeezing him. Sir David: No, no, not a real one! With castles, I mean! He ran back to his fortress and began pelting Lethalis' with sandballs, to no effect. Lethalis stomped, creating a minor faultline under Sir David's; it immediately fell below the surface. Sir David: Hmm... rematch... He got back to work. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 12:50
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Sir David threw him aside and grabbed the duct tape. Sir David: NO ONE fixes tires with duct tape but me. Sir David began work. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, March 3 2003 17:26
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Yo wudup ma dawg Steve-e-o IC: Sir David, slapping himself for the temporary insanity he just experienced, joined LF, because he has nothing else to do. He narrowly missed the edge of the roof, falling down to the ground below. Sir David: Ow. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, March 3 2003 16:32
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Sir David utterly crushes LF, realizing that the Zerg are actually not all that bad on such a small map. He then gets up and looks for the guy throwing rocks. He sees him. Sir David: Hey! You! The guy threw a rock at him, but missed. Sir David: Don't make me come up there and - The guy threw another rock. Sir David: AAAGGGGGHHHH!!! YOU DENTED MY ARMOR! OK, you're so screwed... Sir David began climbing up towards him. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 2 2003 16:59
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OOC: Man... I was gonna make us come out of the - never mind. IC: Sir David, sipping random banana-flavored drinks and listening to the Lord of the Ring's soundtrack (how fitting for California!) decided to take LF on. Because Sir David was hosting, they used the Blood Bath map. They both chose random: Sir David ended up with Zerg and LF with Protoss. Sir David: Crap. LF: Yeah. Sir David began cranking out the hydras and sunken colonies... OOC: SC original, please. I haven't played BW much, and the dark archons are cheap like crazy. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 12:21
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Hmm... what are you talking about... you can play MP on macs... and by the way Blizzard's games are all for macs as well as PC's anyway... actually most good games are... anyway... IC: Sir David, still feeling crushed (literally) from the dinosaur, went to look for Lethalis to thank him. Seeing his location and current activity, Sir David thought better of it and went to the party. Sir David: So... where exactly are we? Someone: Moby Dick. Sir David:... what??? Someone: Moby Dick. Sir David: Why? Someone shrugged. Sir David: OK... Sir David went off to see if his skills could improve the cake at all. After all, living in the forest with a band of Robin Hood-like archers, none of whom know how to cook, does teach, out of necessity. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, February 28 2003 16:17
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OOC: Yeah... he can't die anyway, that's one of the "around the _____ in however long it takes" RPG rules. None of the members can be killed, unless they put it in their own post and leave the RPG after that. IC: Sir David (still under the dinosaur): Uh... people? Other dinosaur: Grunt. Sir David: I know how you feel... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:08
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Hmm. We could definitely stop with the music, but as for the rest... well, this is a Spidweb RPG after all... EDIT: Man... LF's thing wasn't there when I typed this... [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 16:10: Message edited by: Sir DAOvid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 13:40
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Hmm. No, but I do have a really good sword... IC: Sir David rushed at the dinosaurs, who were forced to close their eyes for protection from his fellow Spiderwebbers' barrage. He ran alongside one, then grabbed ahold of its tail and climbed up on it. The dinosaur stopped, screeched, and thrashed wildly about, trying to get Sir David off, but its arms were too short and its tail too stiff. Sir David grasped the neck, and at that moment the dinosaur bucked, almost throwing Sir David off; he barely managed to hold on to the front of the neck. Without thinking he slid the blade in, then realized his stupidity as the dinosaur gave a final screech and tumbled to the ground, with him beneath... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 17:52
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OOC: And we went to Iraq and then France, as RoR will gladly summarize and explain for/to you. IC: Sir David, happy to find some enemies who did not come at him in hordes, took out the ol' bow and applied it just as liberally as before. Un fortunately, it was just as effective; the leathery skin of the dinosaurs was just too tough. Sir David decided, instead, to raid the taco place while the guy was still in shock from all that had happened recently. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 25 2003 15:51
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Sir David woke to the beating of a giant wing above his newly bandaged head. He screamed, till he noticed it was Motrax; then he shrieked. Regaining control of himself, Sir David stood, dusted himself off, and walked back the the barricade, which was busy being destroyed. Apparently, the more strength the Spiderwebbers gave the rebels, the more strength the French army gained. Sir David began applying his bow liberally while trying to get the Spidwebbers back into the bus; he decided it was safer to let history run its course. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, February 24 2003 16:27
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Sir David, noticing that, indeed, the beating of his heart echoed the beating of the drum, jumped off the bus, following teh wench and singing the same song, but louder. He grabbed a gun from a dead guy and began shooting at the advancing French army. Then he pulled his trademark green armor out of nowhere, abandoned the gun, and drew his bow, stringing it and firing his first arrow in a matter of seconds. The army, noticing this strange newcomer, began firing in his direction. Many bullets hit him, but to no effect. Still singing, Sir David forgot about his helmet... until a bullet grazed him, nocking him off the barricade. "AHHHH! EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES! DRINK WITH ME! AHHHHHHHHH," he yelled, attracting both the attention and the annoyance of his fellow Spiderwebbers, who removed the wounded Sir David to a relatively safe spot and joined in the battle. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, February 23 2003 16:43
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Sir David, completely ignoring the beating of LF, pulled out his iPod and hooked it up to some speakers and a subwoofer. Then he selected "All Star" by Smashmouth, cranked the voulme as loud as possible, then hit 'play'. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME... Noticing everybody within 20 yards of him covering their ears tightly, Sir David decided to brag a bit. "HA! Beat THAT, Hawkgirl! I don't need a Scroll of Silence, just some good music, a good mp3 player and a subwoofer like crazy!" -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |