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A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
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61. No matter how many times you hit something with a weapon, the weapon will never break or be weakened or dented.

62. Same thing for armor.

63. Boots can save your life.

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Palm Sunday in General
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I am disgusted with how people totally forget the whole meaning of Easter and just concentrate on candy, selling and eating. But I'm also disgusted with the same thing with Christmas, and I remember how it went when I started that topic... so I won't go into that. Huh. You only accept free speech if it supports your own views.

Grr.

Anyway, belated Happy Easter. Milk chocolate rules.

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Crossfire in General
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The main thing isn't money, in my opinion; it's how widespread the use is. People tell me that legalizing pot would make less people smoke it, because there are always people who do stuff just to break the law, but I don't know about that. I know of several people, friends, who would most likely smoke pot, except for the fact that it's illegal and they don't want to be on the wrong side of the law. So... what do you all think about that?

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Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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Thank you, Scorpius, I haven't laughed since I've been home, till now. 4 whole hours. Good Lord.

And as for the pseudo-real point of this topic, I don't see what's wrong with turning on email notification, people... but then I've gotten a total of 3 PM's in my whole Spidweb career, and 2 of them were when I was a newbie.

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The "About us" topic in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Sodium Cyanide*:

»What is your name?

David

»What is your quest?

To destroy Bill Gates and Microsoft.

»What is your favorite color/colour?

Forest green.

»What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)?

Homework.

»What are some books you like?

LOTR, stuff by Cecilia Holland, The Last Pendragon, The Thief (although it needs to be aimed at an older age group).

»What are some movies/TV shows you like?

LOTR, Who's Line Is It Anyway, The Red Green Show.

»What are some computer/console games you like?

Ugh. SC, AoE, Ambrosia stuff, Spiderweb stuff, Blizzard stuff... stuff...

»What are some bands you like?

Smashmouth, Simon and Milo, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

»What are some musical pieces you like?

Les Mis stuff, Smashmouth stuff, my own stuff.

»Who are some of your favorite members on these boards?

Had to add that one in, did you? Um... Drakey, Alorael, you, TGM, JF, and the thousands, or maybe five, others who I forgot to list.

»What do you think various members look like?

Geeks, punks, goths. I doubt there are any preppy people here. I also doubt there are many good looking people here, no offense, but that's a generalized statement, so don't get all pissed. Anyway, I said there aren't many, not there aren't any.

»What do you look like?

5'6", brown hair + eyes, not too strong but not a steriotypical geek, average size, cute (according to my female friends, I wouldn't just randomly say that about myself, and anyway you will know exactly how I look when I find a working camera and find the time to get the film developed).

»What did you have for lunch last Tuesday?

A cheeseburger, probably. What kind of question is that?

»What is your age?

14.

»What is your species?

Homo sapien.
»What sort of computer do you use?

MAC, LIKE CRAZY.

»What plane are you from?

WTH?

»Are you male, female, or "other."

Male.

»How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling?

Zero.

»When did you last brush your teeth?

Last night, or this morning, I don't know.

»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?

Uh... no.

»To whom are all your base belong?

Um... getamac.

»What region of the universe are you posting from?

The Milky Way, probably.

»What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=? mean?

I have no idea.
»What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"?

There is none, unless you're refering to Saunders.

»Did I forget anything?

Like crazy.





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Gah in General
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Not a bad idea, but I still like iDavid better.

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Sir David watches out the back window, laughing as the picklebugs do picklebuggy stuff to the guards, who run away screaming.

Sir David: What exactly are picklebugs, and what exactly is picklebuggy stuff? And fir that matter, how can 'getamac' not work??

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The meaning of life. in General
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I disagree, PR. Not everyone tries to make themself immortal; for example, an atheist man get tired of his neighbors, and mankind in general, and goes out to live in the woods. Maybe he tries to learn, he of course does his best to live (hunting, fishing, etc.), but he doesn't give reproduction, teaching, etc. a single thought. How is he trying to make himself live longer than usual, or forever?

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Gah in General
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Nnnnnnnno, I will stick with iDavid until I can get Sir David back, if ever.

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Sir David: We're in the middle of a desert. You're just hallucinating.

NaCN: Oh yeah...

Sir David: Come on, let's go look fo-

Suddenly, the Spiderwebbers hear a whirring noise and a terminal rises out of the sand in front of them.

Terminal: Password.

Sir David: Or not...

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*Sir David untapes him and rigs up a little trap so that the guard will wake up when someone tries to come in.*

Sir David: So... now that we're here... what exactly do we do?

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The meaning of life. in General
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I got an 87 in advanced 9th grade math for my third quarter average... you're not alone.

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The meaning of life. in General
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Good job, TGM! :P

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Gah in General
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That's not even close to funny. And you lied, anyway.

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OOC: I was kidding.

IC: Sir David left Jack and the non-existant fish and climbed back on the bus, just in time to see a fool jump up on the roof with a gun.

Sir David: What are you doing????
Captain Crunch: Shooting soldiers, obviously...
Sir David: Why?
Captain: Because they will shoot us on sight!
Sir David: Um, not if you go in the right way!
Captain: And where's that?
Sir David: THE FRONT GATE!
Captain: Oh.

Sir David went to the front of the bus and convinced ADoS not to get everyone shot.

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The meaning of life. in General
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There is no "goal of life." Well, there is, but it's different for everyone, I think. The best one I've seen so far here is "to stay alive". Good job, whoeversaidthat.

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Must be FB's brother...

IC: Sir David catches a fish with his bare hands.

Sir David: Hah! No fish, eh?
Jack: Um... that fish does not exist! Die, fish!

Jack lunges for the fish.

Sir David: Never! I have a fish, I have a fish!

The fish flops out of his hands and lands in the water, promplt swimming away.

Sir David: Hm...

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I think "iDavid" is possibly the best idea I have ever seen on these forums. Thank you. I will be iDavid tomorrow.

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Lemme guess: Over the course of this RP you are going to find some skill canisters, and instantly learn to be uber-powerful! But it's the canisters that are so powerful, not you, so you're not God-like! How convenient!

And no, you can't use that idea.

IC: Sir David catches a fish.

Jack: There are no fish here.
Sir David: Oh.

The fish dissappears.

Sir David: Then what are you catching?
Jack: I have no idea.

Jack goes back to catching stuff, and Sir David watches.

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Which is, of course, why I have seen Alec and JF both change their names many times, and then change them back to the original version?

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The meaning of life. in General
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Amen to that, Ikari.

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Drakefyre in General
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Do you know if they are going to make a seperate G2 forum, or just combine G2 and G1?

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You people are not ignoring him... which just encourages him.... remember, if he kills you, you're still alive. If he cuts your arm off, it doesn't grow back because it's still on. Right now, he knows that the more outrageous he is, the more he will be involved. You have to teach him that the less outrageous he is, the more likely we are to acknowledge him.

Anyway...

IC: Sir David finishes his bird, and gets out his bow for polishing.

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Hah! I was right the first time! ...Which isn't good. Oh well. Two weeks someone said? Hah...

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Sir David tries to tell him how bad that is for him, and gets slapped.

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