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Member number	6068
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In the Sewers of Shayder... in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Wednesday, October 12 2005 19:39 Profile #6 Well, the book he held in the damp sewers was still pretty legible. He couldn't have been in there long. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Begginer in Blades of Avernum Editor
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 20:49 Profile #5 We are pathetic people. :( -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Begginer in Blades of Avernum
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 20:49 Profile #5 We are pathetic people. :( -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Politics and Beliefs in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 20:44 Profile #110 Speaking of the issue of I.D., it reminds me how disappointed I am with the current situation of our modern public schools. We always try to teach children what "we know," without any room for free-thinking like the ancient Greek and Roman universities. Philosophy classes don't really exist anymore; they've become history and "social studies" classes. Adults are certainly allowed to study on campuses during their adult lives, but today's children do not have the privilege of developing in that state of free thought. Human values and independent ideas are no longer allowed, but they are restricted to being taught what little we know of science, mathematics, and language, and whatever the picky courts say is okay to teach. Did you know that it's actually illegal to have a "moment of silence" in a public school, for fear of someone offering up a silent prayer? -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
The Tower of the Magi in A3 SPOILERS in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 17:07 Profile #4 I think we're owed an explanation of how the new portal is created so quickly. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
I'm back, and also a bit stuck in Backwater. in Blades of Avernum
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:59 Profile #2 And a side note: keep the Haakai Blade at the end of the game. It's awesome. ;) -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Begginer in Blades of Avernum Editor
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:55 Profile #3 If you had to ask how, forget it. You'll never figure it out. :( And before you start bashing me for having an attitude, let me first say: it's only the cold, sad truth. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Begginer in Blades of Avernum
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:55 Profile #3 If you had to ask how, forget it. You'll never figure it out. :( And before you start bashing me for having an attitude, let me first say: it's only the cold, sad truth. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
ASR: Empire vs. Rebels in Blades of Avernum
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:49 Profile #7 Go Rebels! Death to the Empire! Down with those scum! I hate their guts, living AND dead! :mad: :mad: :mad: -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Bahssikava Help in Blades of Avernum
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:45 Profile #16 Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do, When Kass comes for you? Bad Slith! Bad Slith! :cool: -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
naming a character in Avernum in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 16:39 Profile #69 Some more names I use are Michael/Michelle for my Priest-spell caster, Peter, and I also like to keep Aldous sometimes. There's Huckle for my Nephil, Leagare or Kass for my Sliths, and Phaedra. Sometimes it feels like I'm naming children. :) -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Things I learnt playing Avernum in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 15:55 Profile #10 14. No matter how "fast" Limoncelli was, he had to wait his turn. EDIT: My 150th post! I forgot to do anything for my 100th, so here I am world! :D [ Thursday, October 13, 2005 16:46: Message edited by: Chief Spider watching The Simpsons ] -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
In the Sewers of Shayder... in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 11:07 Profile #0 God save us from the Anama. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Ethical Survey in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 11:04 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Respond and discuss. 1) What is your gender? 2) How religious would you say that you are: Not at all, somewhat, or very? 3) Are you vegetarian or vegan? 4) A trolley is running out of control down a track. In its path are 5 people who have been tied to the track. Fortunately, you can flip a switch that will lead the trolley down a different track. Unfortunately, there is a single person tied to that track. Should you flip the switch? 5) As before, a trolley is hurtling down a track towards five people. You are on a bridge under which it will pass, and you can stop it by dropping a heavy weight in front of it. As it happens, there is a very fat man next to you - your only way to stop the trolley is to push him over the bridge and onto the track, killing him to save five. Should you proceed? 6) As before, a trolley is hurtling down a track towards five people, all children under 10. You can divert its path by flipping a switch, but if you do, the trolley will continue down an alternate track towards five senior citizens. Do you flip the switch? 1. Male 2. Extremely religious 3. Not a vegetarian, although I don't eat meat on Fridays and days during lent 4. Yes. 5. Yes. In answers to four and five, I know, as a Catholic and a med student, that the most important thing is to preserve life. If this means the sad decision of choosing one over many, so be it. 6. Yes. We have a responsibility to first protect our children. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
The Spiral Pit and Mertis in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 10:14 Profile #7 You have to use Ritual Sanctification in the center of the spiral pit. -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
2nd newbie question... in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 11 2005 10:08 Profile #1 Most of them you just wait to go away... webbed you have to pause, confused, charmed, and dumbfounded you wait for or use unshackle mind EDIT: or unshackling crystal, acid, disease, and poison you wait for or use curing spells/potions, slowing, you can wait or use a haste spell/potion, Dumbfounding is really annoying because it's sooo bad on mages and takes the longest to go away. :mad: [ Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:09: Message edited by: Chief Spider watching The Simpsons ] -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
E3: Rings of Resistance vs. other protective rings in The Exile Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Friday, October 7 2005 09:58 Profile #3 What about resistance rings/armor? Do the effects of those stack? -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Terror's Martyr in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Wednesday, October 5 2005 12:21 Profile #30 I know he's not banned for good! And this is not "spam" or anything! I just thought it would be interesting to know what everybody thought! -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Terror's Martyr in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 4 2005 16:54 Profile #0 Should TM be brought back now? Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 48 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=tpLvyCdSijRa"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=tpLvyCdSijRa"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
The Isle of Big-Ail in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 4 2005 16:50 Profile #31 Anyone with the courage to build a BoA scenario should not be pre-judged. Well, I mean that's not to say that anyone deserves to be anyway... But seriously, what do so many of you have against TM? I like offensive, abbrasive people! Maybe we could have a vote... -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
The Isle of Big-Ail in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Tuesday, October 4 2005 08:24 Profile #29 Maybe Cheeseball was eaten... :( Maybe you're upset about Rentar Irhono's getting away with killing his pal Erika... :( Maybe he was kicked out of the Triad and is getting the retirement blues... :( Maybe that Spongebob watch he sent away for never came in four to six weeks... :( Maybe he ended up reading every single piece of literature in his tower and there is to read and there's nothing left... :( Maybe I'm going off on a tangent. I do that. :P -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Rate me five now. in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Monday, October 3 2005 18:39 Profile #0 I am the great pirate Maddox. Give me a five on your measly "Karma" system now or I will not publish my book or make anymore updates to my awesome, free website. 21,304 people gave me five stars even though I deserve more EDIT: Before you make a move, think, "Do you really want to risk it?" [ Monday, October 03, 2005 18:42: Message edited by: Chief Spider watching The Simpsons ] -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Name everything in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Monday, October 3 2005 18:15 Profile #37 Washington State ID Washington State Fake ID New Hampshire Fake ID California Fake ID $300 in small, unmarked, nonconsecutive bills $1,000 in large bills 500 Euros in large bills Pen with convenient memory-erasing flashlight Can of mace Various Government-charged credit cards Built-in-Calculator Razor Business card keys Mint strip Small Gun and a picture of me, my wife and the kids on our trip to the Netherlands last year. ;) -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Avernum 4? in General
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Monday, October 3 2005 17:59 Profile #349 I think VCH did mean an "anti-spell" group. I say we do away with those factions and have (like before) the light side of the force, the dark side of the force, and the Divine Lucre! (which is somewhere in between) -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
The Isle of Big-Ail in The Avernum Trilogy
Chief Spider watching The Simpsons Shock Trooper Member # 6068	written Sunday, October 2 2005 14:58 Profile #19 He's coming back in a few months or weeks or so. And his drivel isn't too offensive anyway, he's just whiny and obnoxious like me. I say "put up with anyone who has had the skill and/or patience to create a BOA scenario!" :) -------------------- "Sometimes I get all hungry! And then I catch some flies! They fly into my webs! They are really yummy guys!" -Spider Posts: 209 \| Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00

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