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Battle Discipline Speculation in Avernum 4
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #5
Is it all just for higher damage and more action points?

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Avernum 5, June Update in Avernum 4
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #91
I just hope it won't be as hard to open a chest you're standing in front of as it was in A4 :(

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Social Degradation and Religious Decay (Split from "Life on Europa") in General
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #210
[QB][/QUOTE]And what, in Catholocism, of papal infallibility? When Pope Urban II started the first crusade, calling for all Christians to wage war against the Turks (and even promising automatic remission of sins as a perk), is this not for Catholics the statement of direct Divine Will to wage war? And what of Pope Sixtus VI's support of the Inquisition? [/QUOTE]

Papal infaliability was not declared until after the Crusades, and the Inquisition was not the massacre of civil rights it is made out to be today.

[ Friday, July 20, 2007 01:24: Message edited by: Chief Spider watching The Simpsons ]

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #15
Gee, sorry. I didn't mean to make everyone hate me. I just thought Kel could make a kick-a$$ scenario about 300 for my personal enjoyment. :(

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #4
My goodness, I thought this would attract much more attention than it has so far... :confused:

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #2
Oh, here and there. Mostly there. Been a little busy. ;)

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #0
We've got to convince Kel to do a "300" scenario. :cool:

SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

"This is where we hold! This is where they DIE!"

(Ephesos: Giant images are bad. Links are nice.)

[ Sunday, April 08, 2007 18:08: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Erika not helping.. (E3) in The Exile Trilogy
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #13
This might sound stupid but... did you have Erika activate the amulets after you got them? :o

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
First Impressions in Avernum 4
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #28
Why don't we (who dislike the PC graphics) just copy over the character graphic pictures with old ones or edit them to our liking?

I did that in E3 so I could play with a "Dervish" graphic.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Mean Me. in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #6
It's probably the dragons (Except the kindly Motrax) that deserve it the most, especially Khoth when he gets REALLY upset at anything in ZKR, even though he tried to kill you twice. Hoarding is a worse sin than stealing in some situations (Sulfras really rips you off in A/E2 for freeing him), and those "almighty" lizards could show some dignity in the forms of patience and humility.

Rob from: Khoth, Athron (especially), Sulfras, grouchy DRAKE-LORDS

Kill: Khoth, Athron (especially), Pyrog, grouchy DRAKES

Desecrate: Athron's corpse

Eat: Athron's eggs, over easy.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Mean Me. in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #0
From VoDT, you know that guy Vandor, whose wife died, son went blind and daughter is dying? Well, after I got him all depressed listening to his sob story, I robbed him blind and killed him. Then I used his children for target practice.

Also, I know I've said this before, but the beggar in Backwater Calls who tells everyone to "resist magic" (because it made him blind) got a taste of my mage's level 50 Arcane Blow. OWCH. Fortunately, he didn't survive long enough to feel much pain.

I also killed Prazac with Quickfire in E3, but she probably deserved it for not doing anything about the Exile/Avernum War, such as, I don't know... STOPPING IT!

We've all done things like that, summoning "Rentar Ihronos" and Alien Beasts against little goblins and such, but I was wondering if anyone else had any disgusting stories to share.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
A question about "Mad Ambition" for Mac in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #2
And for what it's worth, get the new version of "Mad Ambition."

(I LOVE that Zenbu-No-Yoroi thing!)

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
A4 - The New Geneforge? in Avernum 4
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #14
I just hope it doesn't go too much like Geneforge. I've already seen the screenshots and the characters/monsters seem so bulky and just... retarded. I played the Geneforge demo a couple of times, and I HATED it.

That's my two cents. ;)

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Pearl Contest deadline extended! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #6
I'm REALLY not supprised. Only a few people have made any kind of real scenario, and the ones who have want to go after their own ideas. And no offense, but the contest's plot seemed kind of dumb anyway. Prison Break has the same situation, but it's more exciting.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Religion in the Empire in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #15
quote:
Originally written by Mab:


the Spider god (ah, okay, this one doesn't count)

You forgot the Spider Goddess. And who says they don't count? They've given us a lot more blessings than any of your silly human gods! :P

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Ya wanna bet? in General
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #16
Henry was a chemist,
But Henry is no more.
What Henry thought was water,
Was H2S04.
:P

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Pearl Contest deadline extended! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #2
What's the Pearl Contest?

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
E2: Test of Mind in The Exile Trilogy
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #8
Yes, there is. You have to go back in the Test of Mind after completing all the tests, look at the portcullis, and you get an Alien Blade on the special.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Bahsskava's story in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #15
:mad: How DARE you idiots sling any kind of mud at Bahssikava and say it was Kelandon's fault, or accuse him of "hastily making" the first-place contest winning scenario on a grudge! Shame on you filth! Bahssikava rocks and will for all eternity! It makes Canopy look like Nephilim Mystery, TM!
:mad:

*chanting*
BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! BAHSSIKAVA! :D :D :D

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
help me in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #48
Looks like the @@'s have it. Long live @@!

Actually, I voted for Xerch'de. But what are you gonna do?

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
help me in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #36
You attacked the spiders! It serves you right a character died! You are not neat. :(

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Zaskiva Sewers... still confused... in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #3
There's also another bigger sewer after that, so what you're dealing with now is nothing.

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Pagan stuff... in General
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #13
Just a glow-in-the-dark skull mask and a black cape with spikes at the bottom. Pretty dull, but pretty scary :eek:

I spooked my 16-year-old sister with it yesterday, and it was totally worth it! She went into tears and started cursing at me, and said I was screwed up... So hillarious!

And to Spring: We all know you're Australian by now. :rolleyes:

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Death to Anama!!! in The Avernum Trilogy
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #38
I don't care.

Listen to this:

"This city was a magical center before the Anama came to Bigail. Much powerful spellcraft took place here. Then the Anama came, and suddenly OUR SUPPLY SHIPMENTS STARTED 'DISAPPEARING.'"

-Purgatos, only human survivor of Kneece

[ Friday, October 28, 2005 17:47: Message edited by: Chief Spider watching The Simpsons ]

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00
Guess! in Blades of Avernum
Shock Trooper
Member # 6068
Profile #54
1-strength Fist-Fighters? :eek:

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"Sometimes I get all hungry!
And then I catch some flies!
They fly into my webs!
They are really yummy guys!"
-Spider
Posts: 209 | Registered: Monday, July 4 2005 07:00

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