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Displayed name	John S
Member number	5814
Title	Agent
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Registered	Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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Who are you? in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Friday, September 2 2005 19:34 Profile #16 I'm John, 13, and live in California. Someday, I'll do something memorable on this board. But until then, you don't have to even notice this post. -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Do you live in America? in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, September 1 2005 08:35 Profile #23 34 degrees 02'17.88" N 117 degrees 13'45.63" W I already happened to have my house marked on Google Earth, which makes this way easier. -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Lighting Outdoors??? in Blades of Avernum
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 28 2005 06:54 Profile #2 Nope. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
I notice really, really pointless things. in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Saturday, August 27 2005 09:10 Profile #17 He must have a huge wang. Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Outdoor script in Blades of Avernum Editor
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 25 2005 05:51 Profile #3 No variables? C'mon, you gotta love variables. Anyway, using tags can make scripts much sexier. For instance, your code goes from beginoutdoorscript; body; beginstate 10; message_dialog("Why won't this work.",""); break; to -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Outdoor script in Blades of Avernum
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 25 2005 05:51 Profile #3 No variables? C'mon, you gotta love variables. Anyway, using tags can make scripts much sexier. For instance, your code goes from beginoutdoorscript; body; beginstate 10; message_dialog("Why won't this work.",""); break; to -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
That stupid button!!! in The Exile Trilogy
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 25 2005 05:44 Profile #2 You must complete these steps in order: 1) Solve roach plague. 2) Slay Khoth, Sulfras, and Athron. 3) Solve slime plague. 4) Kill Erika. 5) Solve Trog/Giant plague. 6) Solve Golem plague. 7) Destroy Alien Beast breeding pools in the center of the Keep of Tinraya. 8) Return to the Portal Fortress. Press button. You will be transported to a secret level. Well, actually, it's more of a secret hoax, because this entire post is just a trick. [ Thursday, August 25, 2005 05:46: Message edited by: Not I ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Can't walk into room in A3 in Tech Support
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Monday, August 22 2005 17:48 Profile #1 Where? Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
goodbye people in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Monday, August 22 2005 17:45 Profile #11 Okay, a message to all future people who will leave the boards forever: don't. Or at least, don't tell us. Because then we post all these awesome reasons why you should come back, except you don't read them. I suppose all future boards-leavers could make threads about why they hate us :( and leave if no one can convince them to stay... -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Movement with laptop keyboard ideas? in Blades of Avernum
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Monday, August 22 2005 17:30 Profile #6 I happen to use the normal arrow keys (not the number pad) in conjunction with the mouse, and it works great for me on my PC laptop. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
stupid hackers in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 21 2005 08:39 Profile #2 And why would you trumpet this news to the world, causing more searches for it? Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Conspiricys in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 21 2005 08:33 Profile #16 I was talking to my Uncle, who happens to live in Iran. He told me the President's main duty is to keep propaganda circulating about how the Supreme Ayatolah(sp [hell I'm not even sure if that's the title]) is an awesome dude. So conspiracies about the President of Iran really don't matter. [ Sunday, August 21, 2005 08:35: Message edited by: Not I ] -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
windows RG in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 21 2005 07:17 Profile #22 Okay, for those of you who don't speak German, he was saying, "Goddamnit Mark! I am not Winnifred! I am Marvin! I am the Walrus! I am the Egg-Man! My hands are not sanitized!" And later, "I have **** my green trousers. Later, I'll go take a walk and all over some old ladie's skirt, thus unsanitizing my hands again." Anyway, I couldn't stand to watch more than 5 minutes of that damn demented movie. Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00**
Attention: in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 21 2005 06:57 Profile #12 But it's supposed to be invisible! I say you just claim that the thing is in the scenario and attribute all sorts of normal things (weather, grass, and whatnot) to it, but never actually put it anywhere in the scenario. That would be the closest interpretation of it's mystical properties. -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
introduction screens in Blades of Avernum Editor
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 18 2005 16:19 Profile #1 1) Make sure it's named right. 2) The scenario intro text is set to use it. Without any other information, I can't be of much more help. Consider telling us whether you're getting an error message, the scenario isn't loading, or the intro text is skipped, and so on. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
introduction screens in Blades of Avernum
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 18 2005 16:19 Profile #1 1) Make sure it's named right. 2) The scenario intro text is set to use it. Without any other information, I can't be of much more help. Consider telling us whether you're getting an error message, the scenario isn't loading, or the intro text is skipped, and so on. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
What's your most embarassing moment? in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 18 2005 16:12 Profile #63 Another? Wait, I don't want to know... My most bloody time was when I slit the part of my index finger between the nail and the fingertip. So it would be vertically from my rather short nail to about halfway through my finger. At least it was a clean, full cut with no bits of flesh hanging seperate from the two halves. -------------------- I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD: THE THIRD COMING! in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Thursday, August 18 2005 15:47 Profile #263 Well, mystery solved. Of course, it wasn't a mystery until I couldn't figure out what was going on... :rolleyes: -------------------- \/ Do not trust anything the following poster has to say. \/ Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD: THE THIRD COMING! in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Wednesday, August 17 2005 15:00 Profile #248 A search for "primaryism" yields two things of note: 1) A page on this site where someone mentions their first character getting a name by "primaryism", but which I can't link to because Google is such a ***. 2) Some person named . Someone let me in on this. EDIT: Primaryism, as I stated above, yields a post on this site. I found it completely by accident: http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=17;t=0015 63;p=2 Here is the post: quote: Originally written by primaryism: I always name my mage Saul and my priest Paul. [ Thursday, August 18, 2005 15:45: Message edited by: Not I ] -------------------- \/ Do not trust anything the following poster has to say. \/ Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00**
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD: THE THIRD COMING! in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Tuesday, August 16 2005 15:53 Profile #242 quote: Originally written by Marlenny: quote: Originally written by Medicine Man: All the good looking ones could be faking it, you know. :P And yes, Spidweb has a rather suprising population of females who aren't average-ugly. or could it just be that you are jelous that they are hotter than you? Btw, Welcome to the boards primaryism. It's good to have another female active on the boards (Girl power, you know?), and you being attractive def helps us control the male population. Did I say that outloud?? ohhhhh nooooooooo. gotta go Whoa. Medecine Man is a girl? That's kind of a misleading name... @ Nik: I think I know who you are! How do I take a guess without giving it away to everyone else? -------------------- \/ Do not trust anything the following poster has to say. \/ Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Fatal Computer Game Marathon in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Tuesday, August 16 2005 15:34 Profile #11 http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=481330 Hmmm... Suspiscous. They're like us, except bigger. Or maybe we're like them, except smaller... Hmmm... Even more suspiscous. Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Avernum 2 - Empire Caches in The Avernum Trilogy
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Tuesday, August 16 2005 15:20 Profile #2 Well, Thuryl and Drakefyre have looked through at least parts of Avernum 3's code; they probably came across something that might have been the SDFs. And then you can always set flags and travel throught the entire Avernum world to check if anything's changed. Then there's Blades of Avernum, which most people would consider an Avernum game... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Gameplay question in Blades of Exile
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Sunday, August 14 2005 08:17 Profile #6 You guys are being way too helpful. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD: THE THIRD COMING! in General
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Friday, August 12 2005 09:10 Profile #193 quote: Originally written by Spring: Its the shade there, not his sideburns. No, it's definitely his hair. See how the his right-hand sideburn ends just shy of the middle while his left continues almost to the bottom of his ear? It's definitely not shadowing, because it's too thick and dark. To prove this, inspect his lower cheek/jaw. The shadow there is clearly, well, shadow. Now compare that to the anomaly in question. See the difference? -------------------- \/ Do not trust anything the following poster has to say. \/ Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
My how far we've fallen... in Richard White Games
John S Agent Member # 5814	written Friday, August 12 2005 08:56 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Wise Man: quote: Originally written by Marlenny: I could not agree more. It seems that everyone in here is either white or Caucasians. I call upon the minorities’ power. Let us get together and re-name the forum; it will be called Richard Minority Games. Besides, it fits quite well with his games. I'm yellow, and Stug is brown. :P Wow, so that's one, two, three, four... Four non-color-challenged people here. Wow. Really makes you think, huh? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon Well, I'm at least pretty Posts: 1115 \| Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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