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American - Canadian Relationships in General
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Profile #29
Knowledge of Canadian idiosyncracies is beneath most Americans.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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American - Canadian Relationships in General
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Profile #22
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Originally written by Facepalming Hecatonchire:

Yes, TM is not Canadian.
I thought Wisconsin was a province.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Back in business in General
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Profile #43
I should wait before posting again, otherwise my ranking will be obscenely high/low/left/right.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Infractions! in General
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Profile #23
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Originally written by Arancaytar:

...
But my good sense quickly wore out.

FYT, for effect.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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American - Canadian Relationships in General
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Profile #9
Based soley on the Canadian's post, Canadians seem to have difficulty with typing and spelling. It's not even like they can use the "not a native English speaker" gambit so often employed by people of lesser nations. Our President may be an idiot, and that's all I have to say on the matter.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Infractions! in General
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Profile #21
I want to know the names of the nine liars.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Exodus update in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #18
Man. Everyone wants to be Rentar.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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8th Contest Comments Up! in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #18
Like I said from the beginning, my scores have been submitted and you can stop the judging.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs? in General
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Profile #79
Yay for spawning!!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #984
Has this just become a game?

In
Before
The
UBB blows up and destroys another marginally worthwhile thread.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Hex - Editing in General
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Profile #7
If talking about eating lava violated the CoC, would you complain about that as well?

And as always, if you have a suggestion or complaint about how these boards are managed, feel free to call 1-800-eat... No, actually just email Jeff, Drakefyre, or Stareye. I'm sure they would love to hear from you.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs? in General
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Profile #48
How many hit points should this egg have?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Scripting Contest? in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #2
Is nothing sacred?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs? in General
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Profile #38
Out of curiousity, why are people equating menstruation with development of a fertilized embyro? My understanding, limited as it may be, is that women tend to expel an unfertilized egg every 4 weeks (or so), and it is small like pin head. Expulsion of that sized egg, while unusual, shouldn't be a problem if the human body had evolved (sorry IDiots and creationists) over millenia to perform that function.

The fertilized egg would likely have to develop outside the human female, as the current skeletal structure would not allow a fully functioning baby-sized egg to pass through any human oriface.

All this talk has made me hungry. Omelette!!!

[ Saturday, January 13, 2007 13:11: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #953
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Originally written by Nioca:

free Stareye, and generally save the day
Ha ha...

Hahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You really don't care that you are a subservient toady, do you. But more importantly, how on earth do you equate saving Stareye with saving the day? He is only one of the Triad.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs? in General
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Profile #22
This is why I secretly aspire to be Scorp.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Hex - Editing in General
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Profile #3
There are other places to play if you don't like the rules in this playground. Plus, the playground monitor is a bully that would just as soon push your face into the ground as listen to your whining.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #937
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Originally written by Facepalming Hecatonchire:

Well, that settles it.

ET is definitely Salmon.

I can understand why you think that way, but why the order of names? Perhaps without the spoken word, and inherent emphasis clues, I'm just reading your sentence structure. But in any event, your thought processes are incomplete and faulty.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Scenario Contest Final Results in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #33
I'm busy working on another beta right now, so can't spend any more time judging. If someone cares to form an opnion for me, please PM me and I will consider it my own and submit the appropriate scores. :confused:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #927
quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

For Dikiyoba's story's sake, I hearby give an official imperial decree: Salmon is not me, and I am not Salmon.
quote:
You Lose.


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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #922
Well, that was completely off-topic.

When can we expect the next chapter?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Let's Play Avernum! in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #4
Neat stuff.

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Scenario Contest Final Results in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #21
Kel - I respect your decision, but am disappointed. You are an invaluable asset, and despite my problems playing through Exodus, on the whole I find your work to be very enjoyable. I sincerely hope that you take some time, remember that designing is a rewarding effort, and that you eventually see that reception of this one scenario is not reflective of community opinion of your portfolio as a whole.

In short, the community would suffer a grave loss with your departure.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #913
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Originally written by Nioca:

Even the UBB has it's own element! Unbibium (UBB 122)

So if the boards collapse, all we have to do is combine Galactic Core with Unbibium and it will be revived!

Please. No. {On behalf of everyone}

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #908
This is how Bush fooled the masses. The gullible will always fall for it.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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