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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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The Youth World Cup in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 8 2007 07:39 Profile #6 quote: Originally written by Kyrek: Oh. So it's not as interesting as the World Cup for you? What an odd thing to say. Have you bought into the notion that slavish devotion to televised sports coverage is the sole measure of a person's personal interest? Shall we just roll up the newspapers and internet news sources and toss them? ... Did I just espouse a viewpoint in common with Fatman? :eek: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Youth World Cup in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 7 2007 22:39 Profile #3 Messi plays soccer. Or whatever you want to call it. No cable here either. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Calling all empires in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 7 2007 16:36 Profile #7 The Mayan Empire was a Good Thing. It contributed vicious deities, conspiracy theorist legends, and a mysterious disappearance. And the artifacts are cool too. Just don't tell 'em where ya got it. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Things to improve Dikiyoba's ausome story! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 7 2007 16:33 Profile #85 To hasten our reckoning with the macabre, I would suggest a sheer fabric. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Things to improve Dikiyoba's ausome story! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 6 2007 23:26 Profile #72 quote: Originally written by Thralni: I don't really care. You see, this is an online forum, it is the internet. Now, if I would see you guys regularly (that is, in person), and not only the product of using a keyboard for approximately 3 minutes, then I would care about it. This seems to be a common theme amongst forum denizens. Why on earth does the venue matter? A person's morals stay the same regardless of fear of exposure. If you are implying that the internet allows you the freedom to be the person you are, then so be it. I would hesitate, however, to be your friend if your primary reason for polite behaviour was not a sincere desire to be polite, but instead a compulsion to follow societal norms without regard for your inner being. Perhaps it is only in the darkness of the internet that a person's true self can be seen. The Emperor doth wear a revealing garment. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Things to improve Dikiyoba's ausome story! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 6 2007 10:27 Profile #63 It never ceases to amaze me. When a person is self aware enough to realize that their words will continue the torment, they press Add Reply. This means one of several things. They could be trolling, they could enjoy the attention, and they could just not care what is said. Either way, it all adds up to lots of fun for the observers. Thanks Thralni, and Synergy too! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ahem. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 5 2007 18:49 Profile #12 Congrats on the metered posting. And especially to have coincided with this change as well. quote: As originally found on the Spiderweb site: Geneforge 4: Rebellion is available for Windows and Macintosh! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Things to improve Dikiyoba's ausome story! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 4 2007 18:18 Profile #26 It sure is nice seeing new "faces" on the forum. It is that diversity of thought and opinion which keeps us all young at heart. ... snicker ... No, really, keep up the posting rate. The more I laugh at you, the less compulsion I feel to post in retribution. If it worked on Tully, it will work on anyone. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Rememberance of Things Past in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, February 3 2007 13:35 Profile #59 quote: Plagaristically written by Spent Salmon: Even if they offer something, it won't be original. And we come full circle. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Rememberance of Things Past in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 2 2007 12:47 Profile #41 quote: Originally written by Thralni: You have a Cube? I never understood the fact that such a beautifull piece of art and such an electronic masterpiece wasn't very populair. I'm, to be honest, very sorry for Apple it didn't work out... Is this what it is about Apple products that creates such a fanatical following? I love using tools, and I have quite a collection of original art, but I've never dreamed of tools being viewed as artwork. (This isn't a start to a flamewar) Is this why people that own Apples do own them? And why the rest of us don't? Could it simply be that part of society prefers to have aesthetically pleasing tools, and the rest don't? Maybe some sociology grad student could set up a research project to discern if the functional tools in an Apple home are of one type, and the PC home owns a different type. If this is the case, then the rift will never be closed. If in fact there ever was a rift. After all, (except for some Pentiums) math equations can be solved equally well on either machine. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
George Bush in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 2 2007 10:38 Profile #79 quote: Originally written by Retlaw May: My point is that we cannot always claim a higher moral ground. We have to look from all angles and truely think. For we cannot condemn others by sinking to their level. A person would have a hard time exposing themselves to enough media outlets to gather the type of intelligence you recommend. The analysis and sifting out of bad information would take a lifetime, and by that time it is useless. Unlike the newspaper era, when competing editors would only influence readers in a small area, today's media has a worldwide voice and can polarize many millions. Examples include NPR, FoxNuz, AirAmer, and BBC. Political agendas shape the news we hear. The opinions we form are largely based on the limited information we recieve. If it seems Americans support Isreal, that is because the foreign press reports it that way. I'll let you figure out how that is to their advantage. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
George Bush in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, January 31 2007 16:30 Profile #49 Hi Alec. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Rememberance of Things Past in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 23:13 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by Student of Trinity: Actually, Salmon = sarcastic old geezer. Just leave me out of it entirely. Reduction yields Synergy as a sarcastic old geezer. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Rememberance of Things Past in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 23:10 Profile #10 Nice to see ya around dareva. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Rememberance of Things Past in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 19:55 Profile #1 Even if they offer something, it won't be original. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
George Bush in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 14:16 Profile #27 quote: Originally written by ID 101 Error: *Whether Iran is guilty or innocent of its accused crimes, I have not decided. I have not picked a side in this; I require actual evidence. Until then, I will strongly support impartiality.* I had no idea that you were a decision maker in the present administration. I will endeavor to treat you with the respect you so rightly deserve. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Help Needed in Shipwrecked in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 09:32 Profile #14 Can I play the Moorish critic? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Endeavor and Privacy in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 30 2007 09:27 Profile #66 Aran, you realy are a case study. sigh In other news, who cares? If your boss gives you crap about things you posted online, explain to him the purpose. It effectively replaces a conversation (dinnertable, etc) and serves to blow off any steam and return your mind to an even keel for maximum efficency at work. Then ask him how many times he complained about your work habits to his wife/lover/boyfriend. ... Yeah, that's the ticket. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Custom titles in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, January 29 2007 15:02 Profile #72 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: Hm... is the spiky bit a spine/ribcage or a feather? Does it really matter? Does it? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Statistically Happy New Year! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, January 28 2007 11:27 Profile #148 quote: Originally written by Nioca: That wouldn't be wise. If you did that, then everyone would be in a blind posting fury, constantly posting to stay on top. Since they can't see whether they're in the top ten, they don't know when to settle down, thus increasing the rate of spam. :) i hasn't had any good fun in a while. And this veiled threat seems like the best reason yet to pull the statistics for a month or two. Or more. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Physics Solution in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, January 28 2007 01:37 Profile #3 I think the elephant is supposed to be facing to the left. Unless he needs a drink. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Statistically Happy New Year! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, January 27 2007 20:01 Profile #127 Those guys are great. I especially like their board games. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Statistically Happy New Year! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, January 27 2007 19:53 Profile #125 Has the name Spiderweb Software or any of their games, employees, or pets been mentioned yet in this thread? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Custom titles in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, January 27 2007 18:33 Profile #59 quote: Originally written by Archmage Alex: The question was, "If you eat pie until it comes out your ears, will it scare away the noobs?" So, you need some information on key lime pie. Well, back in my day we didn't have keys. Sure we had locks and such, but that was just for looks. No one could afford to lock them. And limes were some fancy thing that the flappers had in their drinks. Oh boy those gals were something, all dancing and whatnot. And the drinks!! Man, they knew how to make some hootch back then. Pure alcohol, with just a little appalachiasweat for flavor. It got so a fellow could tell the maker just by the taste. I need a nap... Why do you ask so many questions? [ Saturday, January 27, 2007 18:33: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Early 2007 is when exactly? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, January 27 2007 18:18 Profile #5 The advent of another Windows "product" makes this release especially sticky. I think he's trying to satisfy past (Win 2k), present (WinXP), and future. But the game does look pretty slick. He's done real well by us. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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