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ZOMGBBQ! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 7 2007 10:33 Profile #5 What a welcome! Nice to see you again WKS, I'm always up for more intertainment. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
You can do anything if you set your mind to it. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 6 2007 14:17 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust: It is not too hard to get mind and hand confused under the influence of alcohol. Please, explain. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 6 2007 13:38 Profile #341 quote: Originally written by The Walrus xx: And am I the only one who thinks that "The Doctor" needs to stop playing on the fact that he's now a reformed member, and actually BE a reformed member... I rarely recall old PDNs and the attached stigma, so I appreciate the constant reminders. Although, it would be a service well recieved if the reminder was at the beginning, rather than the end, of the message. That would save some time. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Cold War US-Russia? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 5 2007 23:10 Profile #32 Assuming a less than immediate demise, I am rooting for pandemic. It would solve many problems. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 5 2007 10:46 Profile #335 Meat-stakified. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 5 2007 10:44 Profile #91 [nyah] Tullegolar was trolled by Excalibur. [/nyah] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Zimbabwe. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 4 2007 00:11 Profile #14 Hmmmm. RLY? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Delete!DELETE!DELETE! in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 3 2007 20:00 Profile #14 Blake - suggestion. Edit your post to remove that reference to your friend and his abilities. Other moderators may not be as forgiving as Faust and Imban. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 3 2007 19:55 Profile #65 Are we talking about the Bible because the monkeys are going to wield it as a weapon of mass destruction? Or because they already have? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Zimbabwe. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 3 2007 19:20 Profile #10 I apologise for being misinformed. It turns out Zimbabwe is the fancy new name for Rhodesia. I know where Rhodesia is, God bless Cecil's soul. The middle of nowhere, right? They do seem to be in a spot of trouble, ever since the early 9th century when they were invaded by land hungry neighbors from the north. That repeated, although strangely the Islamic tribes never bothered. Sure, they came and traded (wisely), but never tried to command. Huh. Maybe there was wisdom in that. [/rollover induced ramble] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Cold War US-Russia? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 3 2007 11:42 Profile #18 That brings to mind a very important question. Isn't it about time we have a discussion on music? All this talk of HEAVY METAL makes me wonder what is happening in the genre... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Cold War US-Russia? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 3 2007 09:24 Profile #15 quote: Originally written by Student of Trinity: So that people who don't give a damn about thousands of Indians and Pakistanis burning to death will get incensed at some far-fetched threat to their own comfort? This is why I'm disgusted. But isn't it typical to inform citizens of catastrophic happenings by first telling them it will happen to distant people who have no relations to them? Then, later, how it could happen to our European ancestors, and finally ourselves? Most Americans have no direct concept of what a nuclear explosion would accomplish/destroy. Talking about a distant threat, and making it as horrific an image as possible, will persuade more folks that nuclear detonation is not the last choice the CiC should make, but the choice s'he should never make. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Oh, Happy Day! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 2 2007 22:53 Profile #8 Time to rewrite my plans for invading Canada. Congratulations. Seriously. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Cold War US-Russia? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 2 2007 13:39 Profile #7 Although, if we do have global warming, wouldn't nuclear winter be the best answer? This message sponsored by the Pollute the Earth Society (Ostrich Chapter) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1/10 Judging in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 2 2007 12:28 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: quote: Originally written by Jewels: Well, you know what they say about sparing the rod. ... must... restrain... pun reflexes! AIGH!!! And off to Shadowvale I go. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Zimbabwe. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 2 2007 10:21 Profile #2 Isn't that in the Caribbean? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 18:22 Profile #36 quote: Originally written by Marcelo: And how about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? who can prove He did not create us? that is what the Ph.D. who, following Intelligent design, ponders. More info in their official website: www.venganza.org Folks! Come one, come all! Your only chance to watch the last of the liquid sanity drain away, look at it, swirling into that grate. I hope no one is trying to hold onto a cup or two, it never helps. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 17:48 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Cryptozoology: Fred Hoyle has been famously wrong in the past, you know. :P The way I see it, there are really two kinds of people: those who find the anthropic principle satisfactory as an explanation for why the world is as we observe it to be, and those who don't. I don't think either group really has anything much to say to the other. You forgot to mention the third group. Those that can see both sides of the coin and prefer to watch in open amusement whenever the two sides do try to discuss it. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical Greek Weapons of Mass Destruction Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 16:58 Profile #33 Suddenly I'm extremely sad that Dikiyoba won't be able to write a fourth story. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 16:49 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: You amuse me Zephyr. This is precisely the issue at hand. Your amusement shows a lack of critical thinking. Luckily for you, a non-believer, this shortfall in your genetic makeup won't end up putting you at an evolutionary disadvantage. If only we could all be so lucky. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical Greek Weapons of Mass Destruction Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 16:32 Profile #28 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: By Kelandon quote: Not true. The U.S. is the only nation to have used nuclear weapons in a war. That's what I meant. Or should I have said that the U.S is the only country to use weapons of mass to kill people. You should have used the words that describe precisely what you were trying to say. WMD = many things, and have been used by many countries. Nuclear weapons have only been used aggressively by a few. The Hirosaki bombs being the most popularly reviled. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical Greek Weapons of Mass Destruction Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, March 1 2007 13:40 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Garrison: Ethanol is currently a terrible substitute for gasoline. It contains less energy per gallon, and it sometimes makes more pollution than premium gasoline. The biologically based process of making it is also highly inefficient by any standard. To further spread the topic of discussion, so that no one person can follow the totality, I would add that government ethanol mandates are playing hell with the ecosystem. Not only is it garbage fuel, it (ZOMG!! I wonder who pushed this legislation) raises the price of feed-corn. Same deal with soybeans and biodiesel. As a byproduct of the price structure adjustment, we see organic produce increasing in price because organic fertilizer prices have doubled. Isn't it time to replace the internal combustion engine? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 28 2007 23:30 Profile #22 Whenever I prey, I feel better. Therefore there is a goD. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 28 2007 18:55 Profile #18 I support Drew's crack dream. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
On the Road to Weapons of Mass Destruction in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 28 2007 16:28 Profile #15 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: Reasons for not believing in evolution: 1. Chances of the whole theory happening are infinitely small. 2. Creatures have slight mutations from generation to generation, but I've never seen an amphibian break out of a fish egg. See 7. 3. Evolutionist scientists can't make up their mind, there are a couple hundred THEORIES of evolution. 4. Scientists are incapable of creating at least of the amino acids essential to life; these amino acids have only been created by life itself. So the idea that organisms formed in a "soup" is very unlikely. 5. Fossil records aren't very clear. 6. Amino acids must be in the right order to be the correct proteins. Even with a short chain of protein with 400 amino acids, the chance of all the amino acids to connect in that order is 1 in 10 to the 24th power. 7. A scientist by the name of Francis Hitching conducted an experiment where he bred thousands of generations of fruit flies. Some flies had genetic mutations, but none of the offspring were anything but your simple annoying fruit fly. 8. Even though a lot of animals are similar to other animals, living creatures (especially humans) are much too complex to "evolved" in the amount of time evolutinist scientists say that life has been around. 9. Lots of other evidence against evolution, but I didn't bother to dig it up. Also, there is quite a bit of evidence supporting Christianity, the religion I grew up with and stick to. 10. It's called the Theory of Evolution. A theory is a theory, but not a fact. Fantasy is a genre of books, not a theory. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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