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Think Inside of the Box - Thoughts from TM. in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Tyran:

Basically, what I've done with my forum was to do what Overwhelming attempted to do a while back. I succeeded where he failed because people actually like me. :P
I thought they just wanted you for your body.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Think Inside of the Box - Thoughts from TM. in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #3
Why would anyone voluntarily commit a post to ezboards? That would be like designing for BoE.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
OLD OLD game. in General
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Profile #1
It sounds like Blades of Avernum, The Small Rebellion scenario, but that isn't available in the demo. You should probably buy it to make sure....

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Quick Avernum 5 Update, March '07 in Avernum 4
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Profile #63
I wonder if I could pay Jeff $28 per person to not allow them access to A5. That would make it very difficult to use any cheat codes, neh?

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta? Why, what did she do? in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #18
Your next message should celebrate something. Perhaps that I have recieved and installed the beta?

Edit - Too late.

[ Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:29: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Quick Avernum 5 Update, March '07 in Avernum 4
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Profile #59
Yes, I'm sure all this talk about cheats is very fascinating. Especially since it glosses over the very fact that Drakefyre, and his notable absence from these forums, has had a remarkable influence on the the plot of Avernum 5. This is a conspiracy folks, and you are all pawns.

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
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Profile #466
quote:
Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

quote:
Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust:

But then, a lot of Spiderweb newbies have started out worse, and they've been cut into shape eventually. (*cough*)
That was for me. I'm absolutely sure of it.

That is what makes you such an easy target.

There is a chance, albeit a small one, that some of the more seasoned members are self-referential in their barbs.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Government conspiracies and martians in General
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Profile #10
quote:
Originally scribbled in a doctors notebook:
Does any one follow me here?

Synergy might, but I somehow doubt even he cares enough to follow your drunken train of thought.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Exile 2 Pricing in General
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Profile #8
quote:
Originally written by muffy:

Please type correctly.
And what is with that glitch saying that you are member #5 and registered in 2005?

There have been countless glitches lately.
.

Your response cries out "Throw a brick at the noob."

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Government conspiracies and martians in General
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Profile #5
Bah.

They are stale. The gimmicks would work on a passably interesting character.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Range of Experience in Richard White Games
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Profile #11
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

quote:
That reminds me, are you wearing your star?
Haven't you learned your lesson from "I have a confession"?

Do you prefer relish or chutney? The balance of the meal has already been prepared to the strictest dietary requirements.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
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Profile #31
Don't hate the idiotic despicable noob.

Hate the forum software which doesn't let you prune by using the /ignore button.

...

Okay, hate both.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
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Profile #437
quote:
Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust:

Infernal, cut it out. Couldn't you please hesitate about five seconds before hitting "Add Reply" and ask yourself: "Who the hell is going to care about what I'm about to say?" And if the answer is "None/Me", could you lay off it?

I'm letting this thread stay open for now. Imban probably won't. If this is the case and Dikiyoba has any other questions about the hosting thing, Dikiyoba can send email.

You know, if I was a mod instead of a dolt...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #51
I used to think that too, about the mango chutney, until I tried a very nice cream sauce. OMG was that good. I've also had luck with our homemade mint jelly.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
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Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust:

Alorael, one warning for profanity and borderline nudity in a hyperlink.
I must have missed something. I did check the link so I could double-check that nudity issue, but there wan't any. A bikini clad girl isn't nudity. A stick figure isn't nudity. Are you positive that you aren't looking at something different?

quote:
(Words can't describe how long I've wanted to do that)
Hopefully you didn't do it prematurely.

...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #40
Maybe there should be an automatic "grain of salt" emoticon added to all posts.

Are skins so thin that a veiled barb can cause offense? Bleagh. To paraphrase a reaction I saw on another webforum, it's time to cover up those prejudices and make pretty again.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiderweb Game of the Year and... in General
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Profile #18
The internet certainly would be a quieter place if everyone guilty of adding useless drivel suddenly ceased to post.

...!

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Controvers-A-Poll in General
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Profile #26
This deserves a celebratory "Get off of my internet" quote.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Helphelphelphelp. Please? in General
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Profile #5
Having looked, I have seen it adds nothing to the mix. Sorry. Account deleted.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Quick Avernum 5 Update, March '07 in Avernum 4
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Profile #19
Poor Rentar. She never did get her groove back.

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta? Why, what did she do? in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #13
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

Also, Salmon and Enalya should have the scenario now...
I just checked and it wasn't there. Did you send it to my old, defunct, email address, or the one I listed above?

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #10
I thought Iraq was part of Canada.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta? Why, what did she do? in Blades of Avernum
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Member # 5755
Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

Salmon - is there any other way to get in touch apart from through KoL? I'll use that for now, I guess...
I did beta your first scenario, so I just assumed you would have retained that info. You can try me at rangelights dot com. That should work after I set up the account.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Second 1/10 Contest has officially begun! in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #28
Hmmm. Looks like Lazarus and Nik scared them off.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
28th of March is Spambot Birthday in General
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Profile #8
The adolescent posturing in this place never ceases to

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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