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The Episodes: the poll in General
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Profile #3
Why didn't you include Episodes 4-6? I have to admit that 5 was my favorite.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Really anticipated ideas for A5?? in Avernum 4
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Profile #87
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Dikiyoba isn't really sure why it was so annoying to Dikiyoba, but it was.
You like organized inventory, with weapons separate from quest items, potions, combat items, etc. The Geneforge system doesn't separate stuff like that. Ergo, annoyance.

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WWtNSD?
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The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #144
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Originally written by Thuryl:

Specifically: when a building is gutted by fire, it has to be bulldozed for safety reasons, so someone doesn't try to camp out in it and have the roof fall on their head. This is standard procedure.
I assure you that it is a precautionary measure aimed not against flithy hippies, but fire trolls. They are the little creatures which inhabit dangerous firestormed buildings and will eat you if you try to camp in the building.

And then they jump up and down on the roof until it collapses on you.

Filthy buggers really.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Amnesia: the garbageman in Blades of Avernum
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He was difficult to find, but he is there.

Spoilers Below, Actually in Pretty Much Every Post ::::
Proceed with Caution!!


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The town is wide, and tall. See the lowest, most easterly area. Protection is needed.

[ Saturday, March 31, 2007 09:16: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #141
I find it intriguing that the guy referenced by SoT, debunking the machine-gun-massacre, is related to a group that is interested in bringing Justice to the Justice Dept for the Branch Davidian holiday. See link for more info.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #138
Excalibur - You said earlier that you are willing to admit when you are wrong, and the helpful masses tried to demonstrate to you various errors in reasoning and evidence that you have either made or accepted.
I have realized that the only solution that you would accept is if you (or your fellow anti-government conspirators) were given control over the federal government. That is a difficult pill to swallow, and I'm not completely sure that your government would retain the very artifacts of freedom that have allowed you and yours to promulgate your hate, distrust, and fear of the government.

So I have to ask, if it came to pass that your little militia ended up in control of the US government, and there was a fringe group out there that perhaps had a different view, would you allow them to exist? Or would you allow them to florish, accepting that one day they may overthrow your "corrupt" regime?

In the meantime, I'll do some searching on Winnemucca, militia, freedom fighters, and the like, and see if there is any compelling reason to mention your existence to those very powers you fear so deeply. :)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Really anticipated ideas for A5?? in Avernum 4
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Profile #81
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Originally written by Spidweb:

"I don't know if this has already been said, but I'm gonna say it anyway. Don't make movement in A5 like Geneforge and A4! Let us use the Numeric Keypad to move."

Is this joke? You can use the keypad to move for both Windows and Mac Avernum 4. And, of course, I have no plan to change this.

- Jeff Vogel

I love you, man.

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WWtNSD?
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Alorael for Admin in General
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Profile #83
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Originally written by Synergy:

The dead don't gasp for death. Though I do find a startling number of appropriate moments to quote that Jesus dude when he said, "Let the dead bury the dead." In fact, it kind of applies here in a way I won't explain just now.

-S-

I would like to take this opportunity to call you "cryptic."

Thank you.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What have you been reading lately? in General
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Profile #349
I fell hard for Stephenson back when Crypto came out. Since then I've completed the cycle, and sum, of his works. He is either brilliant, has a remarkable personal assistant, or is a deeply disturbed human being.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
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Transhumanism? in General
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Profile #9
Ever since getting a higher expense of internet, I have been intrigued by youtube. This was the first time I've seen this message.
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As expressed by youtube:
This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

So whyt, what exactly was in your "fantasy" link?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael for Admin in General
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Profile #79
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Originally written by Jame2:

On the issue of Alorael for Admin:

I vote "Urquhart." My vote is neither "yes" or "No," simply "Urquhart."

You have clearly attempted to vote twice with this account. Remember, only one vote, per account, per login session.

Thank you.

Edit - Alorael for Admin!!!

[ Thursday, March 29, 2007 14:07: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What a long strange trip... in General
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Profile #56
It has an amazing tendency to reoccur, despite suspicion it would breed itself out of existence.

Is this, perhaps, evidence of nurture (such as it is) over nature?

Edit - it needed some.

[ Thursday, March 29, 2007 14:17: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
whitch is beter the story or the killing in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Avernum!!!

Edit - No, I mean Exile! FTW!

[ Thursday, March 29, 2007 12:47: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #131
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Originally written by Excalibur:

I don'te agree with the other stuff you said, but I do realize that talking about what you said is going to get pointless.
Welcome to Spiderweb!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #129
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Originally written by Excalibur:

I have many allies, but they aren't branch davidians or skinheads; they're reasonable people who wish that the current state of things will change.
So you understand and agree with the other stuff I said?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #127
1. I know my government, through policy, action, and inaction, has caused many millions of people to die. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. If anything, it encourages me to be part of the human population which is less likely to be in a situation that causes me to die.

2. Let us assume you are right. That doesn't change the current situation. Millions of Americans are comfortable and will actively not seek a change in government because they are not willing to accept a downward trend in lifestyle (see Global Warming, remedies). You will therefore be on a fringe of society. You will feel righteously indignant that people can't see the truth. You will be very angry at said people.

Do I have to keep going?

The point is, right or wrong, the goal you seek can NEVER be reached through the two pronged attack you are using. You assign guilt to the current government (attacking them) and assign stupidity to the current citizenship (attacking them) for not seeing the guilt of the government.

So, who exactly are your allies? The Branch Davidians? The skinheads in Idaho? Who? Because your argument pretty much alienates every sane person in this country.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #124
If I was in charge, rather than Janet Reno, I wouldn't have bothered issuing a warrant. I would have borrowed a 120mm cannon from the Navy and done target practice.

I still fail to see your purpose. Really. Even if what you have read is true, how do you, as an individual, gain from this knowledge? What part of it makes you a better person? Is it something you can use to increase your lot in life?

I fear you haven't thought this through, and are fanatically following some line of dogmatic reasoning purely for the sake of feeling that you are right, they are wrong, and the world isn't fair.

That, my young friend, is exactly the type of training used in Afghanistan in terrorist training camps.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Transhumanism? in General
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I have many negative and derogatory things to say about those beliefs.

But I do like the part about stamping out stupidity.

Is there a way we can just do that?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
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Profile #45
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Originally written by LF:

Sal, don't make me drag you off to a Civil War Re-Enactment
Just found out I'll be on the ocean this weekend, finally getting some fishing time. Yee Haw!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What a long strange trip... in General
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Profile #52
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Originally written by Synergy:

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Originally written by LF:

actually caring for someone else is highly over-rated.
I assure you you are most mistaken on this point. Love and intimacy can never be rated highly enough. There is nothing more important or rewarding for a human being. Life is about human relationships and making meaningful ones. You don't even really have your own personality except in context to and in relationship with other people. If you haven't had any happy relationships, it's still worth working for and finding.

-S-

This is on Letterman's Top Ten Ways to Troll Synergy list.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
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Profile #42
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Originally written by LF:

They'll all rip you off about the same.
Yeah. More people should know everything so that they never have to get outside help or opinions. Dag nab it.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Aranclonetar in General
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My understanding was that ADoS was self-referential. It's a given that he changed his own PDN, but do we have agreeance that it was a given, rather than chosen, name?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael for Admin in General
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Profile #73
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Dikiyoba would rather not run into Alorael's posts--or anyone else's, for that matter. Running into things hurts!
I hurts me to see that things have to be spelled out. What's next? Pictures?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To players of Avernum/Geneforge series in General
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Profile #59
Someones been messin' with my old posts.

Let's just quit with all the fussin' and fuedin' afor it gets out of hand, ya hear?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael for Admin in General
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Profile #60
Dad-gum-it!! Who in tarna, I say, who in tarnation told LF that his signature could be so long it obscures the page? Fix that hornery contraption afor I come over and do it myself!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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