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Alorael for Admin in General
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Profile #88
There was this time in high school where some jerk said something to me and I couldn't think of a comeback and so then like 4 days later I thought of one and saw the kid in Bio class and said "Easy there" so he hit me.

The preceding post reminded me of that fake anecdote.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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All In The Family in General
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Profile #28
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Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

Actually, I think I will claim the spot right below Ephesos and get adopted.
That spot was taken already.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Bored and tired. in General
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Profile #19
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Originally written by Spokesman of the Dead:

Ye-! Wha? Gasp. . . NOOO!!!
April First. The gift that keeps on giving. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Really anticipated ideas for A5?? in Avernum 4
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Profile #102
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

hopefully this won't happen again.
How can you say that? That was one of the funniest pairings of messages on this board. :P :rolleyes: :cool:

[ Monday, April 02, 2007 13:05: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Kill Prize, Win Ogre in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #11
I had to play twice. I got so excited I killed the ogre. Avant garde!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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New to designing - advise and help, please. in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #10
Edit - Try EditPad Lite. Free and sexy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Kill Prize, Win Ogre in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #7
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Originally written by Thralni:

Good grief, another april fool's joke?

Look, I like them, but it's getting tiring after a certain amount of them, especially when they get increasingly less funny.

It does suck. Every once in a while I get the world exactly the way I like it. And then it changes again. :rolleyes:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Meet the speed breed! in General
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Profile #4
TOOO much!!! +1 posts for me!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
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Profile #14
Thanks for the /ignore, Slarty. Next time I'll pretend that counting is more difficult. :rolleyes:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Now is the time ... in General
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Profile #87
All this fussin' and feudin' would not be happening if those medications were paid for by the consumers, rather than indirectly through medical insurance. Isn't that really the issue here? Would a desire to take medication, or the attached feeling of improvement be a little different if out of pocket expenses were 1000% higher?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Info on Upcoming Scenario in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #14
Smoo has shattered my confidence. I will never be able to trust a designer again. Evar.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Marketing 101 in General
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Interesting.
Discuss.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
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Profile #6
I'll take square 9, playing for the circle.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
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Profile #77
I'm no doctor, nor do I portray one in off-Broadway stage, but wouldn't these exotic genetic maladies persist in the population if the effects are treatable? It would seem to be in the best interests of the species to let things like this not continue and to self-direct the evolutionary drift that is always taking place.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #151
I have learned, through sources available only to members of my supersecret, ultraselective society, that the latest audit of government shows that it is incapable of duplicity due to two factors.

Sheer size.
Complete stupidity.

When one hand doesn't even know where the other hand is, or even if it is, in cfact, a hand, it has a low probability of managing a convincing alibi.

There. You satisfied now? I didn't want to have to go waving around my huge membership in this society, but you tested my patience and now I've done it. Hope you are happy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bored and tired. in General
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Profile #2
Oh. If you find it a challenge to locate her signature, despite her attempt to post in every single thread on this board, I have obtained it for you and put it in this post. Next line. Almost there. YAY!!!!!111!1!!1@?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bored and tired. in General
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But I noticed that Diki's signature has changed.

Off I go to read Chapter one of Episode 4.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
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Profile #71
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Originally written by Hawkwind:

Thuryl, would you apply the same reasoning to cigarettes?
I would, and I smoked for 15 or so years. No longer though, but I certainly wouldn't hold anyone but me responsible for sticking a lit cigarette in my mouth and inhaling tens of thousands of times.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mhff... in General
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Profile #1
Things change, you might be surprised. Welcome back from Chile.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Has anyone tried this? in General
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You are gonna try something from the misc files?

Can you hook up a webcam or something so we can watch you die?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Imperial Religion in Blades of Avernum
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I thought Rome was polytheist prior to Constantine losing his skull on his deathbed, and those gods were not mortal. In any event, there is no evidence in the E/A series that there is a state religion. I don't even recall religion mentioned other for the practical reasons (priests vs undead).

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Amnesia: the garbageman in Blades of Avernum
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There are riddles? Oh, you mean at the end, right?

What are they again?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Imperial Religion in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #1
The source of all things spider-geeky.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The U.S. and Iraq in General
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Profile #146
Finally, someone that is completely comfortable with their insanity.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Episodes: the poll in General
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Originally written by Meta-Undead Spokesmage:

The Dikiyobian Episodes, Salmon, not the Star Wars ones.
Yeah, just because you haven't read them, doesn't mean they don't exist. Only after our crack team of fact checkers, proof-readers (okay, not so good at that), and continuity providers have had a chance to read several Episodes ahead do we get around to releasing them to the flithy hippies.

I don't even watch Star Trek.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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