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Bored and tired. in General
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Profile #100
The thread that will never DIE!!!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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VTech in General
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I hope this hasn't affected any of our members. I've no information other than the headline, but it looks pretty grim there.

(21 dead at Virginia Tech)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One spammy post closer to frolicking in General
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Profile #39
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

In which I quote something by Sarasaphilia
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I've done twenty in an hour. With encouragement, I could probably do more.
I encourage you not to increase your pph(post per hour) rate.

I honestly think he can't do it, which is why I encourage it.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Holly-Jolly in General
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Profile #19
I want to be like mysterious man.

You know, having the only noteworthy accomplishment of my day being the the measurement of an engorged body part.

Yay me!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One spammy post closer to frolicking in General
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Profile #34
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Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

I'm hoping to make a thousand by July.
I think you could do that before May 1.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My secret passage terrain script in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #2
Why not use swap_terrain?? It seems set up perfectly for a situation like this, where some special knowledge suddenly makes passage an issue.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Holly-Jolly in General
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Profile #8
Nothing bad ever happens on Ides - 2 of March + 1.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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A Questionaire That Isn't A Poll in General
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Profile #7
Q: What's your favourite color?
A: air

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 3

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: Minesweeper

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 1

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: No

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Turtle Tamer

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: It broke me.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Checks.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: dead

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Self agrandizing

Q: TM should be
A: himself

Q: Alorael should be
A: detoxed

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: a trophy hunter

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: a tarantula owner

Q: Richard White is
A: n't

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: yes

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Shades of Gray is Released! in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #1
It's very pretty.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bored and tired. in General
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Profile #90
Not only was this thread a joke, but it was started way late in the day. I think I had returned from the fishing trip, saw the change in her signature had happened, and posted it. I wonder if anyone looks at that "chapter" anymore, and if so, if it has changed. That would be an awesome joke on us, you know, if she actually wrote the darn thing and no one bothered to look....

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Scenario Designing in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #24
...

Someone should make a scenario that captures the essence of that dialogue. ...

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What's your favorite board game? in General
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Scrabble is tops, though only because I can convincingly lie words into acceptance. Risk is a favorite too, but frankly I have little time for board games. Too much to do living out in the country, especially now that we have electricity!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Be careful of what you pretend to be in General
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Profile #11
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

I bet you are wrong.
Easy money. You should be ashamed of yourself for taking money from people like that.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Speed Beta - Shades of Gray in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #2
I'll help.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A survey that isn't a poll in General
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Profile #3
1. If Spidweb closed these forums, what would you do?
- Send Jeff an email congratulating him.
2. If you could be any creature from a Spidweb game, what would you be?
- Human
3. Who would you like to see as a moderator?
- saunders
4. If you had to change your user name, what would you change it to?
- I have
5. What's your favorite spell?
- summon fish
6. What city in the Avernum series would you want to rule?
- none of them
7. How old are you?
- old, rather than young
8. What country would you like to live in besides the one you're in already
- I'm satisfied.
9. Your favorite Spidweb game is...
- E3, Blades
10. Am I annoying?
- Not everything is about you.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bored and tired. in General
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Profile #59
quote:
Originally written by Objective Dysthanasia:

—Alorael, who can see Enny as a wonderful nickname. It's also an obvious affectionate shortening of En, which is just a spelling out of N. Thus, everyone is using the wrong letter. Fools!
You missed your noon medications, didn't you?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One spammy post closer to frolicking in General
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Profile #1
Let me be the most sincere in congratulating you.

:)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geneforge 4 Windows demo not installing in Tech Support
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Profile #1
1. Do you have the correct privileges to install programs?

2. What version of Windows?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
She won't move! in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #11
To add even more unnecessary complexity, if watching the shopkeeper go sit in her chair is soooo bloody important, why not just set up a cutscene that shows that movement if the party is there at the right time? Then use the hidden group option to actually move the character.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Surprises in General
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Profile #46
Ooohhh, Dolphin almost has a shiny new millenia!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ideologies of Geneforge (4) in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #84
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Originally written by yuma_bill:

Words.
That's some mighty powerful stuff you said. You might be careful, sanity ain't too popular in these parts.

It's funny to me how we've moved from the original question "Which ideology do you agree with most?" to explaining to the Shaper worshippers that failure to greet the Shaper with open arms doesn't mean Rebel-puppet. Necessarily. I am sure there are some who enjoy strife for the sake of the fresh bodies daily generated. But most rational intelligent humans prefer to see a level playing field, where advantages are shared and disadvantages mitigated. I agree that removal of Shaping, in all forms, and those creatures that have been newly made, must be erased. Serviles may continue to exist, perhaps out of sentimentality since they so closely resemble my species. But the rest is unbalancing to nature.

Introduction of foreign fauna to an established ecosystem is a recipe for disaster, as has been proven time and time again. For the Shapers to have done so despite the outstanding evidence, or without doing small-scale independent research to determine the effect of each creation on nature, writes a true tale of their ability to make rational decisions.

While they may be technically able, they lack the ability to make decisions that have any long-term beneficial consequences to either themselves, or their surroundings.

Ah yuh.

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WWtNSD?
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Surprises in General
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Nethergate isn't a real forum anyways. Is that even a Spiderweb product?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Yet another senseless poll in General
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Profile #17
PDX is caught between hip and retro. I forget the name of the place, but over near OMSI is a computer nerd store that must be heaven for them. It has a giant Linux penguin sticker in the window, and a lot of serious people in shades of gray walk in and out. You know the type, right? Grey t-shirt over black long sleeve t, with serious square glasses and Doc Martens. I wish there was a coffee bar across the street, because they are just hilarious to watch, and I sometimes feel conspicuous just sitting there in my car, laughing.

So, the poll. I've ventured into D&D before most of you were born. The rest I know nothing about.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ideologies of Geneforge (4) in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #80
I need to object to the notion that Drakons have a collective agenda known as a society. There is no evidence in the games that they have anything more than a rough agreement to do battle against a specific enemy, and they use all resources to combat that enemy with extreme prejudice. If there is any resource extraction or refinement to be done, it is farmed out to servants.

Perhaps I missed the part in the game where it describes Drakon society, so please enlighten me.

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WWtNSD?
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Why there? *warning: displays secret of G1* in Geneforge Series
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Originally written by Dikiyobot:

Originally by Salmon:
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Why not just accept what Jeff actually wrote into the game descriptions
How about a quote or two?

I am having my crack team of researchers come up with some power point slides that will illustrate whichever point I was talking about. With any luck, I'll have a fairly robust quote in the next 24 hours.

Edited for language.

[ Monday, April 09, 2007 22:07: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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