A Questionaire That Isn't A Poll

AuthorTopic: A Questionaire That Isn't A Poll
Agent
Member # 4574
Profile #0
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: Blue

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge IV: Rebellion

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: No real winner there

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge I

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Yes

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Geneforge

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 1

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Yes to #2

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: The Greatest Real Life Empire Ever

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Infuriating

Q: TM should be
A: Un-Banned

Q: Alorael should be
A: promoted to Admin

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Great God

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: Greatest God

Q: Richard White is
A: Richard White will be a Jeff Vogel yesterday

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: I've seen better

[ Friday, April 13, 2007 16:32: Message edited by: Dollarking ]

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All praise the greatest mod of all time! Long live Master Aran!
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #1
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Blue

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Nethergate

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: Neverwinter Nights

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Nethergate

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: No

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Nethergate (I'm sensing a pattern here :P )

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: -79

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Yes to #2

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: Colored pink on most maps

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Strange

Q: TM should be
A: Making many more scenarios

Q: Alorael should be
A: Posting more

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Talented at writing

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: A good designer for the most part

Q: Richard White is
A: MIA

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Meh

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
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Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #2
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Orange.

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2.

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: SimAnt.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2.

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: I'm not currently there at the moment...

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Geneforge.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 2.5

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: The odds of the second bit are fairly good.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: Both British and an empire.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Addled from too many canisters.

Q: TM should be
A: Doing something more productive than the rest of us are.

Q: Alorael should be
A: Not given a custom title.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Dikiyoba.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: Perfectly ordinary.

Q: Richard White is
A: That's on a need-to-know basis only.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Dikiyoba thinks Marlenny needs to show you people how it's done.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #3
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Black.

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge IV: Rebellion.

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: Geneforge IV: Rebellion.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge I.

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Yes.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Geneforge.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 1.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: German blood. Not German.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: Second-best.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Disillusioned on the issues of Self-Shaping. He's also overly cruel to creations, by anyone's standards.

Q: TM should be
A: An Administrator.

Q: Alorael should be
A: Canned.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: An idol of worship.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: The Giver.

Q: Richard White is
A: Jeff Vogel.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: It should be eaten by crickets, and since Ephesos isn't here. . . *Undead crickets*

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #4
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Black

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge 2

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: World of Warcraft

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile III

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: College

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Geneforge

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: Not for mac, so 1.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: The quarter of me that's German seems to dominate the rest.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: responsible for most of today's problems.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: the next step in evolution.

Q: TM should be
A: given the Medal of Honor.

Q: Alorael should be
A: female.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: female.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: taking over the world from his basement, just like Shaper Monarch.

Q: Richard White is
A: not real. He's just a hoax.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: It is?

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: Green

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: BoA

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: Meh.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile III: Ruined World.

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: High school.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Nethergate.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 2?

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Nein.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: An especially cruel and power-hungry nation which exploited people it considered sub-human (or at least sub-European), plundered nations by force, toppled traditions, and raped cultures. It was a nation which should by no means be glorified or admired (unless you're a vicious racist).

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Getting old.

Q: TM should be
A: On a diet.

Q: Alorael should be
A: Given a hunting license.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Moderately popular on the current Spiderweb boards.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: Touchy.

Q: Richard White is
A: The One.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Meh.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #6
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Octarine

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: A2. Or Nethergate. Or A2. Or Nethergate...

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: I honestly don't know. A2 and Nethergate are serious contenders. So are Alpha Centauri and Angband, judging by sheer time spent playing them.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: E1

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: I follow the pedestrian herds.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Nethergavernum.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 3. It's terrible, but in all seriousness it's just a very poorly designed and fairly ugly game. There are worse things out there.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Austrian blood, but no German that I know of.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: Well illuminated around the clock.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: A firebrand in the henhouse.

Q: TM should be
A: Able remain just civil enough to be on Spiderweb. And he should be on Spiderweb.

Q: Alorael should be
A: Me. Hey, I got my wish!

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Using her talents for evil, not good.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: A good designer for the most part

Q: Richard White is
A: Indeed he is!

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: I've had worse.

—Alorael, who has also had better. And wittier. And more enthralling, too.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #7
Q: What's your favourite color?
A: air

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 3

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: Minesweeper

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 1

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: No

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Turtle Tamer

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: It broke me.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Checks.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: dead

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Self agrandizing

Q: TM should be
A: himself

Q: Alorael should be
A: detoxed

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: a trophy hunter

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: a tarantula owner

Q: Richard White is
A: n't

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: yes

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #8
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: ...

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: Avernum 2

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile III

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Yes

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Avernum

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: never played it, so Pi

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Yes (blood)

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: two words

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: drunk

Q: TM should be
A: sitting on a coconut, not spikes

Q: Alorael should be
A: a chocolate cheesecake admin

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: milk and butter

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: many things

Q: Richard White is
A: a "person"

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Now it's just plain funny

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!

Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #9
Originally by Alorael:

quote:
Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Using her talents for evil, not good.
Dikiyoba thought that was a good thing.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #10
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Deep Blue

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: Usually whatever I'm playing at the moment.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 1

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Yea

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: All four at once

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: 4. I've seen worse, but not by much.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Probably a bit. Mostly Irish ad Scottish.

Q: The British Empire is
A: now replaced by the American Empire

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: irritating to say the least

Q: TM should be
A: able to do whatever he wants.

Q: Alorael should be
A: given a hunting licence

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: needing to update her Facebook status. :P

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: pretty awesome.

Q: Richard White is
A: an elaborate prank.

Q: This questionnaire is good or bad?
A: You misspelled "questionnaire." I fixed it though.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #11
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Red Orange

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Blades of Avernum

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: Blades of Avernum

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: First to play was E2, first to buy and finish was E3

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Freshman in Highschool

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Avernum, by far

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: Never played it

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: To #1, I'm Winnemuccan. To #2, yes

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: evil, like any other big government

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: annoying

Q: TM should be
A: ....

Q: Alorael should be
A: changing his/her username to Alorael

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: unique

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: a genius

Q: Richard White is
A: NA

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: not as good as "A survey that isn't a poll" :P

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WWJD?
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #12
quote:
Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: not as good as "A survey that isn't a poll" :P
If it is so good, why did it die so quickly :P

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!

Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #13
[QB]Q: What's your favorite color?
A: I'm fond of red.

Q: What's your favorite Spiderweb game?
A: Nethergate.

Q: What's your favorite computer game?
A: Jeepers. I don't play nearly enough... Pass.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile III

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: No.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Avernum, just.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: No idea. I never played enough to get a decent feel for it.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: No. (I was so tempted to write "nein"...)

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: our country's second most terrible crime.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: I have next to no opinion.

Q: TM should be
A: who knows? Shot for subverting mankind? But then who's gonna keep our moms company?

Q: Alorael should be
A: flourescent pink, and inflatable. :)

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: a reptile. I mean, maybe Icke was right? Here we are worshipping a Dikiyora, which, for all intents and purposes is a big, senitent lizard...

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: You know, just that guy who does things.

Q: Richard White is
A: , was, and will be.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Is it now?

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And when you want to Live
How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?


*Name by Slarty
Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 7079
Profile Homepage #14
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: ?????

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: ?????

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 1 (1995 version)

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: Yes

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Avernum

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: ????? I didn't enjoy the miniscule portion that I played

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Yes to #2. I have spent all my life in Australia I have a mostly Dutch background with traces of almost every country in Europe

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: an empire.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Member #7420

Q: TM should be
A: very busy right now.

Q: Alorael should be
A: promoted to President of the World

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: aboyikiD

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: A Game Designer

Q: Richard White is
A: A Game Designer

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: ?????

[ Thursday, April 19, 2007 00:04: Message edited by: Gomer Pyle ]
Posts: 42 | Registered: Friday, April 28 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7538
Profile Homepage #15
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A:
Hooloovoo.

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A:
BoA.

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A:
BoA or Taskmaker.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A:
Avernum 3.

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A:
Unfortunately.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A:
Avernum.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A:
No personal experience, but isn't it a carcinogen?

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A:
Nein.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A:
British.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A:
delusional.

Q: TM should be
A:
the dictator of Communist Spiderweb.

Q: Alorael should be
A:
a status.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A:
an acronym.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A:
your daddy.

Q: Richard White is
A:
but will not have been.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A:
I'm just glad you didn't ask for a rating of yourself at the end. :rolleyes:

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Do not provoke the turtles.
They do not like being provoked.

-Lenar

My website: Nemesis' Refuge
Posts: 743 | Registered: Friday, September 29 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7557
Profile #16
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: Red

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: Geneforge 1

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: X3 Reunion, to bad I can't get the bloody thing to work.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Exile 3; Ruined World

Q: Are you in school (including college?
A: Don't ask.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Exile, Nostalga.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night.
A: 20, I like it.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: We all have.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: A mistake (and I'm british!)

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is:
A: Gassed.

Q: TM should be.
A: Sterilised in the interests of genetic purity.

Q: Alorael should be:
A: Congratulated.

Q: Dikiyoba is.
A: Hard to pronounce.

Q: Jeff Vogel is.
A: Stubborn about G5.

Q: Richard White is.
A: Lost in the slith homeland somwere.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: A good point to release.

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

Never trust a man who can say "Pickles" with a manic gleam in his eye.
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #17
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A:
Green

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A:
BoA.

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A:
ESIV: Oblivion

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A:
Exile 2

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A:
Yes. Two weeks!

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A:
Avernum.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A:
0

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A:
Technically, Belgian.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A:
the result of a bunch of guys getting together and saying, "Dang... we need to find a way to make ourselves better than France."

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A:
in need of a long vacation out at the funny farm.

Q: TM should be
A:
drunk by now, I'm sure.

Q: Alorael should be
A:
deified.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A:
in high demand.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A:
not as active in the community as he could be.

Q: Richard White is
A:
plotting the earth's destruction by retroactively causing bad grammar.

Q: Nicothodes is
A:
Cute.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A:
I've seen better. I've seen worse.

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Q: The Silent Assassin is
A:
Yes.

EDIT: Sicarius thought that this was funnier than what we originally had.

[ Wednesday, April 25, 2007 08:38: Message edited by: Lenar ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Warrior
Member # 5483
Profile #18
edit: wrong thread

[ Wednesday, May 02, 2007 12:00: Message edited by: your killer in 27 seconds ]

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Ignorance Is bliss -Cypher (Matrix)
Don't think you can; know you can -Morpheus (Matrix)

sanity is overrated :)
Posts: 130 | Registered: Monday, February 7 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #19
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: Blue.

Q: What's your favourite Spiderweb game?
A: BoE.

Q: What's your favourite computer game?
A: Whatever I'm playing at the moment. It changes often.

Q: What was your first Spiderweb game?
A: Avernum 2.

Q: Are you in school (including college):
A: I will be in about two months.

Q: Nethergate, Exile, Avernum, or Geneforge?
A: Avernum.

Q: Rate Homeland: Stone of Night (1 being the worst thing ever, 10 being mediocre)
A: I'm on a Mac, 1.

Q: Are you German, or have any German blood in you?
A: Nope, I'm Macedonian.

Q: The British Empire is/was
A: Meh.

Q: Emperor Tullegolar is
A: Glowing.

Q: TM should be
A: Un-Banned

Q: Alorael should be
A: Given a lifetime supply of Skribbane.

Q: Dikiyoba is
A: Talented in the mysterious art of spamming.

Q: Jeff Vogel is
A: Somewhat rarely seen.

Q: Richard White is
A: Consult your implants.

Q: This questionaire is good or bad?
A: Mostly asked by others several times.
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00