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Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, May 12 2008 14:41 Profile #216 quote: Originally written by And I wonder sometimes...: quote: Originally written by Goldenking: This chapter created a lot more suspense than anything else, really. Still, good work, Diki. -IBTL Creating suspense, and then maintaining it and building, as Dikiyoba does particularly well, in my opinion, is far more difficult than writing the moment of climax. I didn't say that suspense was bad, or easy to create; I simply stated that creating suspense is mostly what was done in this chapter. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, May 12 2008 12:50 Profile #214 This chapter created a lot more suspense than anything else, really. Still, good work, Diki. -IBTL -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
New Engine for A1-3 in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, May 12 2008 12:48 Profile #2 He will. However, first comes G5, A6, and the legendary Something Else™ that has been circulating in lore. However, sometime after that, maybe before Something Else™, he will update them to a more second trilogy feel. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Gemstones in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, May 12 2008 12:06 Profile #4 Forging is overrated; the only times I forge a single thing are when they're artifacts. Even then, I don't go overboard with it, and my first few runthroughs I didn't forge a single thing. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament - Round Three in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, May 8 2008 13:03 Profile #16 I'm short on time, so I'll only do my own match. MATCH #7: Many have pointed out that crickets could swarm me. What they evidently don't know is that crickets are weak, and flammable. Thusly, if Ephesos is fool enough to send his crickets at me, a nice dose of Aura of Flames will finish them. Now, that brings me in the lead so far. Then Ephesos casts Divine Retribution. My sheild managed to handle Arcane Blow from Drakey, and so Divine Retribution can be handled, too. Soon, it's down to pure RP'ing skill, as I start an RP that eventually flops and results in frustration. Ephesos, situated in a remote, tropical island far from the action, doesn't hear of the news. By the time the news comes, I'm in sniping position. BANG BANG Goldie's golden bullets come down on his head, BANG BANG Goldie's golden bullets make sure that he is dead. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part Two in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Tuesday, May 6 2008 14:26 Profile #91 Hallelujah. Something tells me I won to cause an upset. But I'm not complaining, as the analysis seemed plausible enough. A'yup. -Goldenking, who would like to note that he has apparently learned something from Alorael. And that this is the only time he'll do this. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
SPAM in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, May 3 2008 15:27 Profile #97 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: *Ah, because if he were insane than he clearly couldn't also be fit for the camps.* FYT EDIT: Either that, or they wouldn't be fit to be Aryan according to Hitler. [ Saturday, May 03, 2008 15:37: Message edited by: Goldenking ] -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Oscars! (for Mad Scientists) in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, May 2 2008 11:38 Profile #9 Best Kitten Drowner Best Puppy Punter Best Evil Minions Best Dramatic Entrance A'yup. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The great artists in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, April 28 2008 17:37 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Clavicle: Wait a minute, Nikki... . You aren't about to tell me Paul's dead, are you? Please don't tell me Paul's dead?! EDIT FOR CURIOSITY: Has anybody any other animators they think I (and anybody else) should look into? Preferably not children's films, and the weirder (and better written & more creative) the better. Paul is Dead. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
A question. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 27 2008 13:44 Profile #34 quote: Originally written by Safey: I'm not so sure that wars are sufficient to curb our population (conventional ones anyway). If you chart WW 1 and WW 2, the two bloodiest wars in recent times, barely dented human population growth at best. world population US Census Bureau They aren't. The two World Wars killed millions of soldiers and civilians, and that was between major powers like the USA, USSR, UK, et cetera. Today's wars aren't between those kinds of powers, they're either between Third World dirt countries, or extremely lopsided conflicts between the First World and the Third World, usually for Corporate interest. War and famine simply aren't going to do it anymore, especially with the First World paralyzed in fear of attacking one another because of MAD. It's reasons like this that I secretly don't mind it when some old person dies. As long as I don't know them, that is. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
So...after Avernum, and Geneforge is done...what's next? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 27 2008 13:31 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Jeran Korak: Off topic, but how did you get the small "TM" in that post? It's the Trademark symbol. Google it and you'll find it pretty fast. Beyond that, it's just a matter of copy-paste. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
A question. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 27 2008 12:51 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: We already have a process for population reduction in place. It's called limited wars. This produces minor reductions in population in third world countries where we don't care about them. Look at Iraq, Africa, revolutions in small Asian countries and see how we are decreasing those areas. Starvation from food supply disruptions are a bonus. Agreed, and disagreed. The United States and a few European Powers may still be losing a few, relatively, in their wars in the Third World to establish their own Corporate Empires, but when was the last time China got into a war big enough to get rid of that many people? And what about India? More and more, the First World Imperialists are being not defined by the standards of living and Capitalistic Imperialism, but by who has nuclear weaponry, and thus to immune to overthrow by the Imperialist. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
So...after Avernum, and Geneforge is done...what's next? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 27 2008 12:32 Profile #1 Something New™. But, he will keep remaking his games, in order to keep them up-to-date, and thus making the market for his games more viable. Specifically, he's talking about bring the first three Avernum games up to spit with the latter three, or two at the moment. But first, Something New™. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
What have you been reading recently? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, April 26 2008 15:58 Profile #64 Colossus: The Rise and Fall of the American Empire by Niall Fergusson. It actually makes a decent argument for why the American Empire should stay. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
A question. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, April 25 2008 14:01 Profile #6 The biggest nuclear bomb, to the best of my knowledge, was the tsar bomba. Its explosive yield was fifty megatons, although the Soviets could have gone up to one hundred megatons. They didn't however, feel that that much radiation was worth the sabre-rattling it would give them. Anyways, it was tested. Humanity was destroyed. All that's left if a bunch of zombies spending their lives on computer terminals, deep indoors away from the radioactive surface. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part Two in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Wednesday, April 23 2008 18:20 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: ...when the police show up and arrest Goldenking for child abuse. By the time the abuse starts, the match'd be over. 1. The Silent Assassin is an assassin. So is Alo. TSA has a mastery of ninja-y weapons. Alo has a sniper rifle and some skribbane. TSA has pedestrianship, and as an assassin he does it slowly, as to not announce his presence. Meanwhile, Alorael's sniper rifle hones in on pedestrains... 2. Aran has EE and its scores of editors, including myself. ADOS has an infinite amount of stick-men. Really, the first one to realize that the Law of Wikiality can erase the other's allies wins, and sin Arancaytor owns his two wikis, I figure it'll be him. 3. This is an insanely unfair fight. ET, noting unfairness, protests the elitist nature of the Deathmatches, and that only oldies are in them. As Drakey goes to quell him, I bash his head in from behind. Either that, or we both buff to insanity, me with my massive reserves of pods and potions of all sorts, and him with Divine Warrior. First one to run out, coughDrakeycough wins. Still, I'm fully aware that there's not much in my favor, so I refuse to call it. However, there's no reason to ban me, as I've always followed the rules. Plus banning gives them instant wins against the regulars. 4. One time, Ash was banned. Everyone changed their names to a variation of Nathan Ashby, including me as Nathan Ashbyking. When you've got that many followers, I think Ash Lael can crush some obscure RP'er. 5. Independent thinking is decisive against enslaved creations. However, I refuse to call it due to a bias on my part. 6. Zeviz most have a lot of radiation sickness from all the bombing and construction work he does. Just as the match starts, he pukes out his tumor-infected stomach, and Stareye moves on in a daze. 7. "There's nothing in the Bible against eating salmon." -Student of Trinity 8. TM is a powderkeg surrounded by an aura of fire. Jewels is not so naturally predisposed towards war. TM scripts himself into the system, before exploding violently. P.S. I for one don't think that the younger members should have as much sway. After all, too many of these names are not around anymore, and going by the character cards isn't to helpful. [ Wednesday, April 23, 2008 18:25: Message edited by: Goldenking ] -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Tuesday, April 22 2008 14:07 Profile #198 I like it, ET. All the young'uns are Serviles. By that logic, I demand you bow before me. I could use a foot-stool. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
SPAM in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 20 2008 13:09 Profile #31 quote: Originally written by Safey: He put the donkeys in there to protect the cows and according to Wikipedia donkeys can't reproduce. People who keep cows and other livestock grow the great pains to protect them from preadtors, illness, and walking out in the middle of the road and getting hit by a car ect. Duh. He's being a good Capitalist and protecting his investment. Do you believe everything you read on the Internet? Especially Wiki, which can be edited by absolutely anyone? Besides, donkeys are fertile, Wiki even says so, proving you very much wrong. You've got donkeys mixed up with mules. This whole example you're talking about proves absolutely nothing about domesticated animals not being able to sustain themselves. It'd be like me saying that Animal Farm is proof that animals can fend for themselves. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
SPAM in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, April 20 2008 12:08 Profile #27 quote: Originally written by Safey: Then why does my grandfather put donkeys i n his pasture to keep coyotes away? If anything that only proves his point. Donkeys being strong enough to be on their on. Besides, near every animal has a predator. Just because an animal can be hunted down and killed doesn't mean it can't survive on its own. Quite the contrary, actually. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, April 19 2008 18:37 Profile #1 Apperantly the resident Spiderwebbers are more interested in Spam than Passover. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Wednesday, April 16 2008 13:58 Profile #113 quote: Originally written by Jumpin Salmon: Even better! But, you'll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle. I'm basically against the Death Penalty for two reasons, one being "Live and [/i]Let Live[/i]" and the other being everything Drew stated. Really, the Death Penalty is just barbarism at its highest. Nalyd: I don't want to be blind. Also, good luck definitively proving someone's guilty, especially of something as irreversible as murder. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
When Jeff remakes Avernum... in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Tuesday, April 15 2008 11:56 Profile #4 He actually stated in some update thread somewhere that the updated Avernum series would be called the Exile series. Isn't that original?! -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, April 14 2008 15:22 Profile #79 I see your... disturbing video and raise you one Meatrix, Nikki. Anyways, I'm not a vegetarian, but a lot of meats, especially bacon, white meat, and pig I simply will not eat. And some of the reasons are even moral. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Future Series - What Would You Like? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, April 14 2008 12:52 Profile #29 quote: Originally written by Jeran Korak: Got a link? If it requires no special software, I could use something to fill in the school hours. http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ You might not enjoy it though; after all, there aren't any ultimate mega-powerful swords for you to make... Oh wait, there's that one quest to make the Legendary Epic Weapon, but those aren't swords. There's a clan, The Spiderwebbers, for you to join, and you can contact me if you need any help. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, April 14 2008 12:44 Profile #74 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: quote: Originally by Zeviz:(Ranking right next to Iffy's muffins as far as annoying gimmicks go.) That's really not fair to Iffy. He's got his muffins under control now. Though Dikiyoba still wouldn't recommend trying to take away a muffin's food dish while it's eating. They don't like that. :P You know, it couldn't've been more than half a week ago, I realized I hadn't seen Iffy around. I was hopeful, I'll admit, I was even somewhat rejoicful. Then, the next thread I see has some weak one-lined post of hit. In conclusion, I hate fate. So much so that I am willing to censor my thoughts to prevent some ironic contradictory coincidence. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "All (Spiderweb) servers should be taken down, erased, and then subjected to dissolution by alkahest." -Alorael Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00

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