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Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 19 2007 18:53 Profile #43 Huh. See, now I read that completely differently. I see no one making fun of another, at least in a harmful or derisive way. Edit. I have re-read and now see where Kel and Randomizer make derisive comments. The other posts, not so much. Still, this seems rather tame, and Iffy did manage to bring up the subject of dogs all on his own. This is kind of like swatting a dog on the nose because he chewed your slippers rather than fetch them for you. [ Saturday, May 19, 2007 20:33: Message edited by: Some Slimy Idiot ] -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, May 18 2007 19:47 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Spidweb: "How exactly do you become a mod?" To visualize the process, it's sort of a combination of WarGames and Fight Club. And at the end it looks like that bit at the end of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith where Darth Vader rises up on that platform, his once bright, hopeful features ravaged by lava and Ewan McGregor. - Jeff Vogel Well, that explains Alorael, but Aran is still too pretty. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeff Interview at IMG in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, May 18 2007 16:41 Profile #2 So, revisiting Exile takes us to Avernum. Revisiting Avernum will take us??? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, May 18 2007 12:54 Profile #25 quote: Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin: I don't see how asking this was such a problem. You may not be aware, but modding, properly done, is an onerous and reviled task. The glamour of the private forum is quickly overshadowed by all the crap. Kind of like enlisting in the armed forces because you "want to be all you can be" or to "see the world, one port at a time," and you end up being sent to Iraq to appease the conscious of a boy-king and end up being blown up by a roadside bomb placed by a twelve year old child. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, May 17 2007 16:36 Profile #7 Aran wasn't merely appointed. There was a rigorous interview process that a couple of folks had to endure, followed by the unilateral decision the we sucked. Aran was then chosen as being most tractable of all the available candidates. He has been a wise decision, for the above reasons. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To the moon in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 16 2007 19:09 Profile #62 This discussion prompts me to recommend the movie "Idiocracy" to all participants and voyeurs. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To the moon in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 15 2007 18:57 Profile #53 quote: joyststicks Imagine them landing the shuttle using a wii controller. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Fifth Ratings Contest!! in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 15 2007 18:02 Profile #3 How about this? It seems pretty easy to take what exists, make some judgements based on all the reviews, plus your knowledge of the reviewers, and come up with a pretty decent review. In fact, I may just do that. Playing the scenario doesn't appear to be a requirement. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To the moon in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 15 2007 10:04 Profile #49 -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To the moon in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 14 2007 10:24 Profile #33 Last I checked, there is no dictate stating that the human species is doomed to exist for eternity. Further, there is no reason to believe, beyond conceit, that we are slated to propagate the universe with our kind. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 14 2007 06:52 Profile #45 quote: Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust: It appears that Slartifer is busy, probably with exams or useless stuff like that. Better check your records, or read further back in this thread. Tucker has a full time job in New Hampshire. He gradumacated last year (I refuse to admit it is now 2007) from the Univ of Chicago. He also complained about the flu, so it is very likely he has died, and his computer is still posting in his absentia. :P Edited to remain in the ballpark, factually speaking. [ Monday, May 14, 2007 10:03: Message edited by: Some Slimy Idiot ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To the moon in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, May 13 2007 14:54 Profile #11 Yeah, no matter who wins the race to Mars, I hope both of you are on the first vehicle to that destination. Bon voyage! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What do people think.. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, May 13 2007 11:47 Profile #6 If I have guests, I'm not spending time messing around on the computer. I was out of college before SW ever existed, so there never was a quasi-private area in which I played. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Muffins n' Hell...again in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 12 2007 09:03 Profile #11 I'm just shocked that someone has the experience level to use that as a point of reference. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Place Your Bets in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, May 11 2007 10:51 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Spidweb: It is something on that list. People will know for sure as soon as one of the websites I've been giving interviews to lately gets around to posting it. - Jeff Vogel (Edit: Actually, one thing on that list and two more depending on choices made in the game.) You big tease. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
It is done. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, May 11 2007 10:28 Profile #10 Congrats Aran. Remember, that offer still stands. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 9 2007 19:02 Profile #39 No worries or hurries. Work is a four letter word, but I can appreciate its grasp. Fuel is now 3.39/gallon in my area. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I just thought some of you might want to be informed of this potential heretic. in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 9 2007 10:22 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: In other words, never post just to say IBTL. It serves no useful purpose. In fact, it does just the opposite, because it keeps the spam visible and ticks the moderators off. For emphasis. Ironic emphasis. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Area 22? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 8 2007 14:11 Profile #23 democrat : (n) an adherent or advocate of democracy, esp. one who believes in or practices social equality. I would be proud to call myself a democrat. Less so inclined to call myself a Democrat. Is there some subtle difference in pronunciation? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My Music in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 8 2007 07:49 Profile #38 Why can't we all just get along? ... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 7 2007 21:20 Profile #36 Most of the matches are self explanatory, and the poll results seem decided. Match 6 - currently tied. Tyranicus wields the power of Nethergate, which is greater than the protective powers of Magma-mom. Match 7 - Let's explain something here. Curves always beat stick figures. End of match. Match 8 - currently tied. saunders edited this post to reflect her certain victoRY! Edited so as not to boost post count, and because you seem to wish it: Schrodinger is every kind of awesome. Plus he has, or did have, a cute beard. [ Tuesday, May 08, 2007 03:41: Message edited by: saunders ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
To Relieve my lack of info.... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, May 6 2007 21:38 Profile #31 Adam Sandler gives the list of Jews. Some of whom converted, but that's cool too. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round One, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 1 2007 18:45 Profile #51 Appropriate that a response to a page 2 response to a page 1 post appears on page 3. DV - Of course tripping a vlish would be tentacly impossible, except that Nioca seems to defy all logic. One would think that he would, given the proper guidance, stop being a complete annoyance, but that has terned out to not be the case at all. If I were to waste a precious second thinking about him, it would be to shake my head in sadness and utter the immemorable phrase "I know you are, but what am I?" That is his weapon, phear it. Edit - Aran. No kidding. Nice of you to notice. [ Tuesday, May 01, 2007 18:47: Message edited by: Some Slimy Idiot ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Round One, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 30 2007 18:14 Profile #15 1- Infernal... Even if all she did was show up to the match, Ex-calibur would be shell shocked and could easily be knocked out with one blow. Of course if he snuck up behind her and tried the snickety-snack attack, her Mossad minions would have to eliminate him before she even knew of the threat. Any way you cut it, the only possible winner could be Infernal. 2- Nioca... DV takes too long to recharge, so if he were to attack with Terror or Daze (effects which seem to have no affect on Nioca) he would be essentially helpless while Nioca plotted a compentent and ruthless counterattack of some kind. In the unlikely event that DV began with a physical attack, Nioca could just step out of the way, and trip him. The best offense is, after all, a competent offense. 3- I forget how I voted. But really, does it matter? 4- She wins. Chickens are not a ranged attack, nor do they have the ability of flight when loaded with vegetables. Chickens may be allowed to tear the sexy red slip, but that would only serve to weaken their collective resolve as they saw more and more of the 5- Lazarus... Brrrr. 6- ADoS... Usually, failure to stay focused long enough to participate would be considered a liability in the game of DEATHMATCH!!! but when fighting the Randomizer it is an overwhelming asset. By combining the proper rhythm of attention with alternating apparitions of Insp. Peanut and Insp. Walnut, ADoS knows he can win. Thus it is. 7- Nikki... Unrequited. Grows more powerful with the presence of his nemesis, even in namesake. 8-Stew Boy... after withdrawling into a protective shell in reaction to the presumed smothering of motherly love from saunders, Stewie finds that his inherent underness has unknowingly reduced his opponent into a quivering mass of overprotectiveness. Henceforth, StewBoy has a second in saunders. Now, on to Pt 2. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Deathmatch Tournament -- Main Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 30 2007 17:11 Profile #21 You should get the flu more often. The cards are inspired! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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