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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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Sanity Check in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, June 4 2007 08:06 Profile #0 With the sudden increase and return of fun polls, I thought it would be useful to add a fourth one. Really. Check it out, it is useful, especially if you have created a poll, intend to create a poll, or think that polling on SW is a valid use of the earth's resources. Edit - It turns out that polliong isn't a word. [ Monday, June 04, 2007 08:18: Message edited by: Jumpin' Sarcasmon ] Poll Information This poll contains 3 question(s). 39 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=AbvMgGWjUkzP"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=AbvMgGWjUkzP"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Whatever Happened to. . . in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, June 3 2007 09:19 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Micawber: The irony is complete New sig! -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The classics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, June 2 2007 22:35 Profile #10 Jarlsberg would definitely submit this poll to the wastepile. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hintbook Questions in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, June 1 2007 16:48 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: In my opinion, any obstacle that comes your way can be solved using your own intellect. I only recall one incident where I "needed" assistance, and it turned out I failed to follow directions. Now we know what comes after sliced bread. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Simplest Path in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, May 31 2007 21:34 Profile #36 We have sunk so low as to argue about mathematics? What happened to the good topics?? Oh, wait. nm. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hintbook Questions in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, May 31 2007 21:30 Profile #11 The best part about the hintbooks is that you don't have to ask a question here, only to have it criticized and not answered at all. You don't need the hintbooks. gamefaqs.com You may want the hintbook to fully explore things, as the gamefaqs may not have every detail worked out. I bought the Ex3 hintbook and didn't regret it. Especially for the golem factory. Stupid belts... -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, May 31 2007 21:25 Profile #24 1. Decent storyline and unique setting. 2. Good logical gameplay. 3. Hugely double plus good customer service. 4. Free downloads, not limited by time, but by scope of action. (I've installed and forgotten things, and never played them because the free trial was up) 5. Just because it is a small indie game company. That's the kind of thing that must be supported. 6. With free trials, you should be asking which to try first, not why to try any at all... -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeff on programming in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, May 31 2007 06:41 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Thralni: When I probably was about a quarter into WtRM (that expression sounds really odd... Is it correct English?) Yes, or you could say the full length version which would be. quote: When I probably was about a quarter of the way into WtRM -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Simplest Path in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 30 2007 20:44 Profile #11 I applaud the post count increase, while decrying any partisan favortism. Yayboo! -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Avernum 5, May Update in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 26 2007 19:18 Profile #31 I too understood your point. I was gonna make some wise ass remark, but this is pretty important stuff. Kel, comparing works of art is a dangerous task. Comparing artists is worse. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I just thought some of you might want to be informed of this potential heretic. in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 26 2007 14:40 Profile #19 quote: Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust: I cast Summon Grouchy Sniper, +10. Too late. I was already here. Oh, you mean Alo? Meh, I suppose he could proactively have changed his previous post to reflect future snipage. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I just thought some of you might want to be informed of this potential heretic. in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 26 2007 12:55 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Galdoh the Mostly Dead: Oh yeah? DUEL me then! Unless you fear the terrible powers given to me by my permanent and unbreakable bond with the Word Association forum from which I did spawn and was ultimatly granted these gifts to purge the universe of all sentient life and to turn them into lifeless zombies with titles like "Streaker" and "Unlucky 13?" Yeah, so if you do decide to spam, at least figure out how to write a coherent sentence. Or maybe even two, if you think you are just running on and on. I've cleaned it a little, but had to snicker the whole time. You sounded like the terrible wizard of OZ, except with even less power to back your "threats." -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Firing every gun in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, May 26 2007 10:21 Profile #12 I like that in ZKR you don't have access to the dragon's treasure. I mean, what would you do with it all? -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Amateur historians in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 23 2007 15:34 Profile #4 Long? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Adding action to a RPG in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, May 23 2007 09:50 Profile #19 Sounds add a great deal to the action. Thank goodness they are included. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 15:51 Profile #85 What is particular to Beowulf is that it survived. Not many other epic poems have done that, especially those originating within the 10th century. [ Tuesday, May 22, 2007 15:51: Message edited by: Some Slimy Idiot ] -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Crafting? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 09:12 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by jamesmcm: Why not have an RPG where you can choose to start as a decent thief or a decent warrior and then fight in the army or rob shops, etc. Please explain how seeing GAME OVER!!! when you die in a war, or are caught stealing and thrown in prison, would be an enhancement to your gaming experience. Seriously. Solve those two issues. Because if the game allows for PCs to be advanced enough at the start, the NPCs have to also be as advanced, or you lose balance and reality. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Crafting? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 09:09 Profile #15 quote: Originally written by Frozen Feet: Define "replayability". Why me? You did a fine job. Really, if you find Geneforge 1 to be less replayable than Metroid, then it fails that test, for you. Others may enjoy tweaking their experience by using limitations. There are 3 player types, and several alliance paths. You can limit your creation work or canister use. You can figure out alternate routes. I'm not saying G1 is the most replayable game out there, but for some people it may be moreso than for you. What it seems to lack, for you, is reward-stages. FF did that with their save-points. You knew something important had been accomplished because you had that opportunity. Clearing a zone just doesn't have the same effect, especially when you need to advance 10 more zones and then return in order to really clear it. (Hill of Jars). -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Reputation Cheat in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 09:01 Profile #13 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Thank you everyone. Except for Thuryl. I wasn't replying to your post anyway. :rolleyes: Seriously, what exactly is your problem with me? I'd like to know so I can become even more infuriating to you in future. Ignoring him is a good start. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Crafting? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 08:31 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by jamesmcm: Remember, the most important aspect of RPGs is replayability. FYT. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Crafting? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 07:17 Profile #5 Where did this crafting thing originate? If you seriously feel the need to make junk, take a course at your local community college, bring it to the state fair, and sell it. It will provide a whole wealth of practical experience that won't be found in these games, especially if there actually was crafting, which would mean that Jeff had finally succumbed, and gibbered as his main form of communication. Runescape. Pffff. Edit - Forgot the common comma. [ Tuesday, May 22, 2007 07:29: Message edited by: Some Slimy Idiot ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Pied Piper Project IV: A New Bot in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, May 22 2007 07:12 Profile #5 I recommend naming things as they were done in medieval times. PPP1: The exhalted one. PPP2: The conqueror. PPP3: El gordito. PPP4: ? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Moderators in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, May 21 2007 17:19 Profile #70 The quote is also devoid of spelling, but that is another matter. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Does this spam mean anything? No. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, May 20 2007 22:25 Profile #1 Ready... Aim... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Regulations in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, May 20 2007 10:34 Profile #3 quote: Originally written by SoT: quote: Originally written by Sss-Chah: cliffnotes. Dude, that was the short version. The original was 30 pages. But this really is a perfect example of the debate derailment technique which you are arguing against. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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