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Raven v. Writing Desk
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"There is something deranged about you.… The excessive concern you have for ferrets is something you should examine with a therapist.… There is something really, really very sad about you.… This excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness.… You should go consult a psychologist.… Your compulsion about—your excessive concern with it is a sign that there is something wrong in your personality.… You have a sickness, and I know it's hard for you to accept that.… You need help." - Rudy Giuliani on a New York City radio show, berating some dude who'd called in to protest the city's policy against ferret ownership.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Law Bringer
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Former Mayor Found Dead Under Mysterious Circumstances

NEW YORK. Rudolph W. Giulani, former mayor of New York and who was leading polls for the Republican presidential candidacy in 2008, was found dead in his home last Thursday. [...] "We really can't explain it. He was completely savaged by something - bite marks everywhere, limbs torn, it was messy in that room I tell you," a policeman commented. "What really has us flummoxed are the needle pricks, though. The bites are clearly the work of some vicious rodent, or rather a rabid horde of them. But we can't explain the needles." [...]

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
I have a love of woodwind instruments.
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Electric Sheep One
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That darned cop wasn't even supposed to mention the needles. Reboot his implants, somebody. And bury this story, and activate the Giuliani clone. Why not, what the heck.

I tried to tell our inscrutable hierarchs, going for the presidency so soon after absorbing the navy was just throwing good money after bad. But you know how they are (if you need to). So, in for a penny.

[ Thursday, May 03, 2007 03:48: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
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Shaper
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You lose.
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Law Bringer
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As much as you like playing the victim of admins card, you really should stop using that image. It's just a tad over the lines of the CoC.

—Alorael, who delivers this as an official warning. Find some less atrocious way of mocking the RW cult.
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Lifecrafter
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IBTL :rolleyes:

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

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Councilor
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IBTLers get sacrificed to the White One!

In other words, never post just to say IBTL. It serves no useful purpose. In fact, it does just the opposite, because it keeps the spam visible and ticks the moderators off.

Dikiyoba.
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? Man, ? Amazing
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

In other words, never post just to say IBTL. It serves no useful purpose. In fact, it does just the opposite, because it keeps the spam visible and ticks the moderators off.
For emphasis. Ironic emphasis.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Law Bringer
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Be it known that IBTL stands for I Be The Lackwit (alternatively Loser), and be it known that the moderators reserve the right to edit any and everyone's posts to correct it in this fashion.

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
I have a love of woodwind instruments.
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Shaper
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Very well. IBT IMAGE(http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/lock.gif).

But I guess this topic isn't getting locked, is it?

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Councilor
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What is the punishment for pointless necromancy that induces more spam, oh wise Arancaytar?

Dikiyoba hopes it involves purging all but the first three posts from this thread and locking it so its splendor and glory are restored and never tarnished again.
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Law Bringer
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Nope. The punishment is enduring what has been wrought.

—Alorael, who will not lock this topic. Evil laughter goes here!
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*Shambles around vaguely muttering "Richard White....Richard White....Richard White"*

EDIT: Does Necromancy still count when the topic is still on the top anyway?

[ Saturday, May 26, 2007 00:37: Message edited by: Nija_Halycron ]

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

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Skip to My Lou
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Is the corpse on the top of the pile less dead?

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Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure.
Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
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Interesting qustion.

I have now become RW's resident protector and necromancer. Any unwanted visitors will be feed to the undead. Any unwanted Cultists will be made into undead.

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

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Guardian
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Depends on the time and method of death.

And Nalyd is the necromancer 'round these parts, son.

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Lifecrafter
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Oh yeah?

DUEL me then! Unless you fear my terrible powers given to me by my permanant and unbreakable bond with the Word Assosiation forum from which I did spawn and was ultimatly gifted these gifts to purge the universe of all sentiant thought and turn them into lifeless zombies with titles like "Streaker" and "Unlucky 13"?

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

Trust me, you do not want to click this link
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
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quote:
Originally written by Galdoh the Mostly Dead:

Oh yeah?

DUEL me then! Unless you fear the terrible powers given to me by my permanent and unbreakable bond with the Word Association forum from which I did spawn and was ultimatly granted these gifts to purge the universe of all sentient life and to turn them into lifeless zombies with titles like "Streaker" and "Unlucky 13?"

Yeah, so if you do decide to spam, at least figure out how to write a coherent sentence. Or maybe even two, if you think you are just running on and on. I've cleaned it a little, but had to snicker the whole time. You sounded like the terrible wizard of OZ, except with even less power to back your "threats."

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
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I cast Summon Grouchy Sniper, +10.

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
I have a love of woodwind instruments.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
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quote:
Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust:

I cast Summon Grouchy Sniper, +10.
Too late. I was already here.

Oh, you mean Alo? Meh, I suppose he could proactively have changed his previous post to reflect future snipage.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
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Hi. I've been summoned. The topic still lives, although I'd appreciate it if your petty rivalries took place elsewhere.

—Alorael, who is sure you both pale in comparison to the Great White. Actually, white is pretty pale. You both darken.
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quote:
Originally written by Some Slimy Idiot:

quote:
Originally written by Galdoh the Mostly Dead:

Oh yeah?

DUEL me then! Unless you fear the terrible powers given to me by my permanent and unbreakable bond with the Word Association forum from which I did spawn and was ultimatly granted these gifts to purge the universe of all sentient life and to turn them into lifeless zombies with titles like "Streaker" and "Unlucky 13?"

Yeah, so if you do decide to spam, at least figure out how to write a coherent sentence. Or maybe even two, if you think you are just running on and on. I've cleaned it a little, but had to snicker the whole time. You sounded like the terrible wizard of OZ, except with even less power to back your "threats."

:D :P :P I win.

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

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Skip to My Lou
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I didn't like how this post turned out, so let's all just pretend it isn't here.

[ Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:26: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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Take the Personality Test!
Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure.
Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
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I didn't see it....forget it.

quote:
Yeah, so if you do decide to spam, at least figure out how to write a coherent sentence. Or maybe even two, if you think you are just running on and on. I've cleaned it a little, but had to snicker the whole time. You sounded like the terrible wizard of OZ, except with even less power to back your "threats."
Erm....That was kind of the point :cool: .

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The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU!

Trust me, you do not want to click this link
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Selectronic Gadgetry:

Hi. I've been summoned. The topic still lives, although I'd appreciate it if your petty rivalries took place elsewhere.
This is Alorael's way of telling you to shut up.

So shut up.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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