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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
Title	? Man, ? Amazing
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Surprises in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, April 5 2007 22:40 Profile #0 Please select which person surprised you the most by becoming a moderator. Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 40 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=XQtMTkoUiDhX"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=XQtMTkoUiDhX"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, April 5 2007 15:46 Profile #30 Feel free to contribute original, witty and humorous jokes. ... *crickets* -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Stairway Released! in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 4 2007 19:29 Profile #16 Trippy... Exactly. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 4 2007 18:31 Profile #27 quote: Originally written by Synergy: quote: Originally written by Ephesos: ...so you kicked a bisected puppy? Don't worry...it's all right now. -S- R is for Redundancy Um. So yeah. You're fired. Ephesos is now the only true comedian left on the forum. I mean hell, if that was the only joke you had left. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Plato vs. Aristotle in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 4 2007 15:45 Profile #14 quote: Originally written by LF: I think the biggest problem with Aristotle comes from the sheer amount of crap people had to go through because of his idiotic theory that stated that 'the universe revolves around the earth' Yeah. Much worse than the tens of thousands of years during which people had to put up with only worrying about finding food and shelter. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Aranclonetar in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 4 2007 09:57 Profile #67 quote: Originally written by Adjutant 5M: Alorael, who believes 4~5 for large values of four and small values of three. The cult is strong in this one. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Plato vs. Aristotle in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 4 2007 09:49 Profile #10 I picked the second option, as it seemed least judgemental. ... :eek: Seriously though, in the long string of philosophical improvements, both of these men refined the lens through which we saw the world. Luckily it was a positive refinement in that it encouraged further thinking and scientific exploration. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 20:56 Profile #104 You mean like all the cribs that have been recalled over the years? I love how it has become the responsibility of the classified advertising editors to enforce laws against reselling those cribs. So yeah, recalls don't mean very much, except that the company is willing to take back an item they should never have sold in the first place. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 20:43 Profile #88 Some people don't live in a high enough density area to induce profiteering companies to offer high-speed options. For instance, the only high-speed option to me is satellite. In the time my signal has bounced 80 thousand miles through space, you can have already thought up a witty response to this post. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 16:36 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Adjutant 5M: You know, there was another guy who started out Jewish and had a messiah complex... Quoted for effect. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Meet the speed breed! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 14:14 Profile #24 Plz... Do you people even know why the pictures are being posted? Do you understand the significance? If not, please limit yourself to reading the thread. And certianly don't post dial-up hateful images. They are unnecessary and, um, hateful. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 14:11 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by Sarasaphilia: And Yogurt Man may want to change his signature. I see a death threat possibly directed at the admins. Better check your vision. You over-reacted. quote: Originally written by Excalibur: I'm jewish by descent, but I don't practice it, I practice Christianity. Messianic complex? Is this part of that Koresh thing again? [ Tuesday, April 03, 2007 14:12: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Aranclonetar in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 12:59 Profile #52 A what? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Episodes: the poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 09:52 Profile #27 quote: Originally written by Synergy: P.S. Serenity now—insanity later. Ooohh! Good movie! Haven't heard of the other one though. You must tell me how it is. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
outdoor terrain modification in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 09:13 Profile #1 This should be interesting. I had the same problem trying to modify Nikki's scenario and it never did a thing. Does location within scripts matter? Does it matter what type of script? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Now is the time ... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 08:43 Profile #93 quote: Originally written by Drew: If it was just a matter of efficacy, I'd be more amenable to your position; but since it also concerns safety, I have to disagree with you. Do you object when the government moves to recall, say, a large amount of meat some of which has been found to be tainted? Sure, 98% of it is probably fine, but there's no way to know where that other 2% might be. How about other product recalls, like extremely flammable children's pajamas, or the Ford Pinto? How was Thuryl talking about safety across the entire spectrum of medicine applicable to that of a single drug? You specifically say tainted, whereas his question is more about suitability. If 95% of a population would get sick, but 5% would get better, if a drug was administered, shoiuldn't that 5% have access? The 95% could just take a different drug to which their metabolism is more suited. If any of a batch of drugs is tainted, tampered, or otherwise different from labeled or tested, it should be recalled and given to other population groups. Or destroyed. I supposed destroyed is better. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Passover in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 08:34 Profile #9 Merry Passover to all who celebrate! (+1) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 08:13 Profile #73 quote: Originally written by Hawkwind: I had a witty repartee, but I'm self-censoring it, for the sake of the denarian noobs among us. Saucy! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael for Admin in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 07:07 Profile #95 Oh, I'm willing to bet that TM hasn't stopped swearing. This is merely a change in venue. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 06:59 Profile #71 quote: Originally written by Hawkwind: You see, Salmon, it's because of comments like that that we're no longer married. pouts Little spiteful comments like mine are part and parcel of a marriage. The only rule is never to go to sleep angry. ... quote: Originally written by Dikiyogurt: Actually, Dikiyoba is secretly scheming your and Synergy's demise in a tragic plane "accident" and then framing Stareye for it so that Dikiyoba can have Dikiyoba's inheritance early. Currently, the sum total of your inheritence would be the residuals from WtRM. Is it really worth it? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 3 2007 06:08 Profile #66 The tree provided did not have nearly enough lines interconnecting the various boxes to make a family tree that could come close to representing "reality." And Slarty? Your family tree from last year seems to have grown larger and better in the intervening time. It really wasn't. It was just another attempt at providing humor to an increasingly no0b and emoticon infested environment. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 2 2007 17:57 Profile #51 This all makes perfect sense if only you would stop thinking about it. Look to the source. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 2 2007 15:39 Profile #43 quote: Originally written by M.: I'm not in the family tree? :( Edit: And Riibu and Aran can't be brother and sister. Incest is not cool. But the inter-species thing at the top doesn't bother you? :eek: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 2 2007 14:54 Profile #38 quote: Originally written by I.F.M.: You put my name in the wrong place. I am 13. Also, I am male. I think you have mistaken this for reality. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
All In The Family in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 2 2007 13:51 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: Hmm, looks like Dikiyoba was just adopted. Feel the love. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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