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Lifecrafter
Member # 7331
Profile Homepage #75
Aw, man. Missed again.

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Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #76
I.F.M. and Slade are concealed in the tree, preparing to seize our psychological well-being on the occaison.
I happen to be sitting on the ground, spawned by moments of insanity

That tree appears to shelter a hermaphrodite or two.

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WWJD?
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #77
Eh, we just need a bigger tree.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #78
If the tree gets any bigger, my dial-up will choke.

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WWJD?
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #79
And double entendre of the week goes to...

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7331
Profile Homepage #80
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

If the tree gets any bigger, my dial-up will choke.
Why do so many of you have dial up? Get high-speed already! Much easier, and well worth the extra money.

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Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #81
Too bad no one designed the tree for plural marriages. I have a husband, now I need a wife.

She knows who she is. ;)
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Warrior
Member # 311
Profile #82
I'm so glad I'm not part of this family. :P

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Posts: 103 | Registered: Friday, November 23 2001 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #83
Dareva, don't worry; in my family tree (R.I.P., my old hard drive) you and I both have both (together).

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #84
Alec and I had a baby? Considering the ancestry we better check for tentacle throwbacks.
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #85
quote:
Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

Why do so many of you have dial up? Get high-speed already! Much easier, and well worth the extra money.
a) High speed isn't available to everybody. The only option I have is dial-up.
b) Not all of us are rolling in money.
c) Some people *cough* don't find dial-up all that prohibitive.

As a matter of fact, I can load the tree in about 15 seconds.

EDIT: Typo of mass illegibility.

[ Tuesday, April 03, 2007 19:57: Message edited by: Nioca ]

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Warrior
Member # 311
Profile #86
How can dial-up be your only option, Nioca?

...and it only takes me 3 seconds to load the tree! :P

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I stand at the gates of hell and hand out brochures.
Posts: 103 | Registered: Friday, November 23 2001 08:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #87
Some people live with their parents. Sometimes said parents don't feel like getting high speed. It's that simple.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #88
Some people don't live in a high enough density area to induce profiteering companies to offer high-speed options. For instance, the only high-speed option to me is satellite. In the time my signal has bounced 80 thousand miles through space, you can have already thought up a witty response to this post.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7331
Profile Homepage #89
Satellite? Only option? Witty response?

I'll borrow Tully's gimmick and say "you lose."

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Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #90
Huh? Who's "Undead"? Is that Nalyd? If it is, then he isn't related to any of you freaks. Gawhoofchesnargy!

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #91
It's only about 44,000 miles to a communication satellite and back to Earth. That's not quite a quarter of a second. While some of us are quick thinkers, I don't know if anyone but TM could come up with a blistering retort that fast.

—Alorael, who supposes it's important to receive a response to information sent, so meaningful two-way communication requires an 89,000 mile trip of half a second plus some time for thinking on the other end. In today's fast-paced world, that might as well be forever.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 6292
Profile #92
quote:
Originally written by Spokesman of the Dead:

Huh? Who's "Undead"? Is that Nalyd? If it is, then he isn't related to any of you freaks. Gawhoofchesnargy!
It was my understanding that "the dead tell no tales."

-S-

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Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #93
But dead men tell no tales, they say!

Except old tales that burn away
The stifling tapestries of day...

-- Haniel Long

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #94
quote:
Some people don't live in a high enough density area to induce profiteering companies to offer high-speed options. For instance, the only high-speed option to me is satellite.
Wow! You must live in a really low density area, because out here in Winnemucca we can get the whole she-bang.

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WWJD?
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #95
I object to this travesty. Riibu and I are clearly not siblings. <_<

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #96
We might as well be. Also, being the older sibling, I'm telling you to.. er.. go and wash some dishes on my behalf. And play some more games for me, I have too much to do myself.

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"I'm not crazy!"
"Well, whatever. Maybe you just ate something really questionable, or perhaps someone hit you on the head with something large, blunt and heavy just now. By the way..." Gil nudged Grul pointedly.

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So many strange ones around. Don't you think?
Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #97
Yes! I am in the perfect position to make advances on all and sundry!

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