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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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This Topic Will Enlarge Your Genitals in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 28 2007 00:46 Profile #7 Actually, this is true. But it only works if more people post. Come on people, post for enlarged genetalia. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical Greek Weapons of Mass Destruction Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 28 2007 00:28 Profile #3 There are still people that actively chose to live in regions which are less likely to recieve either nuclear fallout or direct nuclear attack. It does serve to liven up what would otherwise be a fairly moribund real estate market. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 16:22 Profile #67 quote: Originally written by Cryptozoology: I was taught in school that "alright" was the correct form and "all right" was wrong. So at least in Commonwealth English, "alright" has wide acceptance. You know, this is why classical Latin will never receive widespread acceptance. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 11:49 Profile #61 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: commingle alright ... Sigh. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 11:24 Profile #319 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: (Also, saying IBTL when you're the one locking it is just unfair. [editor- removed smilie] Actually, that is one of the few times that Aran acted like a mod. Usually his actions are disconcerting, as he acts like a regular poster and then tosses out Mod tidbits, like upon mars being in France. Inscrutible modship is infinitely superior. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 11:19 Profile #59 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: quote: protestions Normally I consider it extremely petty when people point out each other's typos, but this one just threw me off completely. I had difficulty comingling Protestant with protestation. No apologies though, it's nice to see you admit to being thrown. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 09:20 Profile #29 quote: Originally scribed by Kelandon: You are so unbelievably wrong that it is hard to know where to start. People in the seventh century didn't get together and say, "Hey, I don't know if this Latin thing is working out anymore. Let's speak something else." "Hey, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I want to be a feminist!" Sound change just happens. Dude, you so totally weren't there. It did happen like that, and frankly I'm surprised you didn't suss out that I was one of the primary instigators. In other news, I think it is fantastic entertainment to hear Kel defend something about which he feels passionate, while Alec does something about which he also feels passionately. Nothing like a little passion to spice up a congratulatory thread. Edit - damn chisel added an extra / [ Tuesday, February 27, 2007 09:21: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 27 2007 09:08 Profile #56 quote: Originally written by Lenar_Labs: I'm Protestant, Salmon. Yeah, well despite protestions of my conformity, I'm third on the list. Not too shabby for a newbie spammer, neh? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 23:15 Profile #53 Dang. Ya know, if I was the Pope I would make everyone (except Mongolians) give up smilies for Lent. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 22:28 Profile #51 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Uhg, you really are one of them. Just when I was starting to think I could trust you, you turn around and sink to their level with all the smileys, lame jokes and meta-posting. I am sorely disappointed. It's almost as if your account was hacked into by Alorael or something. Since when did your opinions or feelings matter to anyone? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
G1 Windows, can't drop anything in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 22:13 Profile #7 Why don't you zip up that save then and post a link to it? I'm sure someone with G1 and some time would be able to suss it out. Maybe even JV? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
G1 Windows, can't drop anything in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 18:03 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by eldrik: Yeah, I tried that too. Just click to pick it up, move it over to the terrain screen, click to try and drop. Nothing. Is it being picked up? Try picking up a stack, so the game will verify how many you are grabbing. Then move the cursor over the terrain and click. It should be dropping the item at the feet of your character, so you might not be noticing it. It will NOT drop where your mouse arrow is located. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 16:56 Profile #43 HAy Courtney! Whasssup! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3 Continued in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 26 2007 16:50 Profile #310 quote: Originally written by Nioca: You could make a BoA scenario after you're done. [/shameless BoA advertising] You could stop suggesting that Dikiyoba do anything other than ascend. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What do you think? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 25 2007 16:25 Profile #8 quote: Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin: I'm leaving for a while. Thanks for the update. ... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What do you think? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 25 2007 16:21 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Spiderweb: Stop this crap -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bots? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 25 2007 11:45 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust: Without verifying it at Wikipedia Heee. Heeeeehhehehehhehehe!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 25 2007 11:29 Profile #1 How sagerific! Congrats to a worthy recipient of the title. I guess I would fish. From a boat. My own boat. All around the world. Looking for fish. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why You Suck: Ancient Greek Edition in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 25 2007 01:01 Profile #19 quote: why is our modern concept of same-sex relations so totally different from that of the Romans and Greeks? Potpourri. Edit - Added quote for clarity. [ Sunday, February 25, 2007 01:03: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why You Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 23 2007 23:07 Profile #150 quote: Originally written by Synergy: You don't seem to understand that I am wholly indifferent to your attitude toward me. I just wanted to be clear on something. There are, I would guess, a whole lot of people here who are not your sort or type, Lucien. Your type, I believe, is found in concentration at Desperance. -S- You should know better than to classify people like that. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
About Ed... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 23 2007 18:48 Profile #12 What happened to Imban? I thought he was everyone. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why You Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 23 2007 12:39 Profile #128 quote: Originally written by Thralni: I actually don't see what Salmon's edit has got to do with me. I only understand it as "damn, Synergy got me to it, he posted earlier than me," and not "Synergy supplied the translation before Thralni did it." Bende: Gang is the literal translation, but here are some synonyms: body, crowd, mass or heap. None of these seemed really fit, but than again, it is difficult to translate something you don't really understand... I was asking you for the translation, not Synergy, since he is absolutely idiotic when it comes to the Dutch language. Moronic. Him, not you. The translation was for the titles of some drawings done of members of the lepidoptera family (moths and butterflies) and I was curious what they said. Obviously distribution within taxonomic families changes over time, so the actual order/genus/family stuff liekly doesn't apply any more. Thank you for the translations. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why You Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 23 2007 12:33 Profile #127 quote: Originally written by Kelandon: quote: Originally written by Synergy: [b]It's not what you say, it's how you say it. I make mistakes all the time, and quite frequently fess up readily when respectfully confronted with the possibility. You have yet to do so on Spiderweb. And don't try to cop out by saying that you have not been treated respectfully here, because, while that may be true with regard to some members' treatment of you, it is not true with regard to my treatment of you. [/b] To be perfectly fair, I've pointed out to Synergy several times that his motivations for posting here didn't match up with the results of posting here (that old insanity definition) and he readily admitted his mistake. In any event, when I read Synergy and Kelandon "debating," I get this mental image of two animals backed into corners, frantically spitting and clawing because their lives depend on it. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What is it with binoculars and politicians? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 22 2007 23:47 Profile #4 Not if it involved either looking at the picture or reading your post. (Sorry Thralni, but you looked like an idiot there. Glad you bothered to check it.) Edit - Actually, it may be more along the lines of "What leader would willingly hand over a pair of binoculars to an aide and complain that they can't make them work?" [ Thursday, February 22, 2007 23:49: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Why You Suck in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 22 2007 23:43 Profile #113 Dude. People just want to see themselves say stuff that someone else might think is smart/funny/clever. That is it. If it is this topic, then fine. If it is the joke topic, then fine. Whatever! This is not discourse leading to a degree, it's idle chit-chat. Although, most here do recognize that it is a valuable resource given the wide range of skills and nationalities represented here. In that spirit, could you please translate these two phrases. "Dag-vlinders van de tweede bende." "Nacht-vlinders van't Tweede Gezin der eerste bende" Thanks. Edit- Synergy posted in my place. Bad Synergy. Bad. [ Thursday, February 22, 2007 23:44: Message edited by: Spent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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