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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
Title	? Man, ? Amazing
Postcount	4114
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Registered	Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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Post election gloating in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 23:07 Profile #24 This really deserves more than a crappy double post, but it'll have to do. The United States Congress is held by the opposition. I'm amazed I haven't heard fireworks yet. Oh yeah, I live in Republicville. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Post election gloating in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 23:03 Profile #23 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: I'm freakishly excited that Rumsfeld's gone... though it's clearly a case of too little, too late. I feel deeply sorry for whoever replaces him, though I'd almost assume that Bush will pick a democrat so that people can hate them. Fresh out of the CIA and Texas A&M University, the nominee for most likely to build bridges in 2007.... Robert Gates!!!!! That's him on the right. No, the faaaar right. :D -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BoA is being Pic-y in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 22:31 Profile #22 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Pope John XX: *I wasn't talking about the English language. ;)* A billiards player, eh? I'm gonna have to tell PETA about this one. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 22:21 Profile #40 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: quote: Originally written by Silent Salmon: quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Silent Salmon: I'm confused. My work here is done. I am so not going to worship you when you subjugate the planet. That will be taken care of by his empire. You will not have a choice. I'm glad that crooked bully J. D. Hayworth is gone. They could have replaced him years ago with a chimp trained to vote Republican and it would have been an improvement. I needed to complement you on the quote tree and also justify the post by mentioning that there are laws preventing that type of cruelty to animals. Well, actually I have no clue as to the laws, but forcing a person to vote a certain way is definitely not legal. Another post, left justified. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode VI: Return Of The Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 21:49 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Andraste: i no! Why did you reveal my altar ego! FYT :P Good luck on your wedding day, what with those flailing lightning bolts. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode VI: Return Of The Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 21:43 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Sirrus: What did i reveal? :confused: Do you own another account with "lightning" in its name? Dude. .... I have so got to take you out some day. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Everyone needs their addictive drugs. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 20:05 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Alorael, Lysenko of the Internet: You get that by not answering questions, as the text suggests. —Alorael, who actually found it another way. URL guess and check is fun! My internet has now been soiled. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 17:28 Profile #32 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Silent Salmon: I'm confused. My work here is done. I am so not going to worship you when you subjugate the planet. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 17:18 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Kelandon: I'll vote for a competent Republican over an incompetent Democrat on any given Tuesday, even if that Republican disagrees with me on issues such as the environment or taxation. Isn't it better to do good badly than to do evil well? It's all very well to say that a government should do its job competently, but it doesn't mean much when nobody can agree on what that job is. I'm confused. Are you merely adding commentary or are you defining the United States as a country which has no clue on governance? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Pan lever in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 16:55 Profile #16 That was quite the tea party. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 16:52 Profile #23 quote: Originally written by Lazarus.: *Evidently I'm the only one who can't read i's caption without laughing.** Nice suck-up. I like how you didn't overdo it. I need to start practicing that myself. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
2006 Candidates in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 16:21 Profile #27 I am curious. Did The_Other_Guy get demoralized by the advice, or was voting an effort of the informed this year? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 15:40 Profile #28 quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Stuff Now that is exactly what I meant. Thanks for establishing clarity where I had established inscrutability. :D -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 15:32 Profile #26 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Barack Obama isn't qualified to be president/hasn't shown anything beyond rabid Democratic hype. Astonishing then that so many persons of power are not actually qualified for the roles they fulfill. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Everyone needs their addictive drugs. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 15:19 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Nioca: I took it again and this time... Time for the pot to have a few words with the kettle... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 15:16 Profile #24 quote: Originally written by Ash Lael: I'm in the boat that says this doesn't necessarily signify a shift to the left. It's just that a lot of middle-of-the-road people are pissed off about Iraq. Why are you in a boat? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 15:14 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: Originally by Jumpin' Salmon: quote: Besides, it's been a while. I resolutely promise to bring you every last one of the captions submitted for the captain of the bbq team. Does Alorael's "No, thank you." count? Dikiyoba. I may have to add emphasis in order to add humor, but yes. Every last one will make it to the next opinion/popularity poll. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:55 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: But this is why the gods gave us flash drives. :P I honestly believe that Windows brought about the flash drive, and it's derivatives. quote: Originally written by Ephesos: Anyway, I'm alpha-testing. Beta to follow. Gamma = release. My comments and score have already been sent in. There is no need to continue testing. :( -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:44 Profile #24 You will have received my intention to wager at the appropriate time. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Wii vs. Playstation 3 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:41 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Alorael, Lysenko of the Internet: He just prefers killing trees to burning oil. Trees don't turn into paper, or books, as part of the natural cycle of life. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeff Vogel's View From the Bottom #6 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:22 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Because IRC and ICQ sextrollers were sooo much better. :( You never complained. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 11:30 Profile #14 quote: Originally written by Andraste: Yea loosing on the land conservation bills really pissed me off. I mean let's sell land to private corporations and increase urban sprawl! Go us! Yay for making a quick buck and destroying the animal preserves! So, please explain Propositions 105 and 106. I'm a bit hazy on the subject. Also, what were the final results on them? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Post election gloating in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 11:06 Profile #8 Thank you Zorro. What a touching family moment. I guess I'm not surprised they don't have the family dog there to share in the grief. Edit - Wouldn't you like to know what I changed. [ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:07: Message edited by: Silent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeff Vogel's View From the Bottom #6 in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 10:36 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Andraste: You know why the internet was smarter 10 years ago? No AIM. You are so off my buddy list. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Everyone needs their addictive drugs. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 8 2006 10:28 Profile #3 Sigh. At least I used to be cool. Edit- I'm sadness personified at the impressively accurate results of this quiz. [ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 10:31: Message edited by: Silent Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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